Quotable Quotes Part II

[psnarasimhan]

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I am sure that will be their destination

unless they are already living there!

Excellant. hats off lady.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."

What if the supporters of Paul gather raising their arms in protest??

 

[psnarasimhan]

Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them."

 

[psnarasimhan]

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

Recently I learned how much faster it runs than

the choodu vaichcha auto meter or kandu vatti !!

 

[psnarasimhan]

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."

 

[psnarasimhan]

Data is not information, Information is not knowledge, Knowledge is not understanding, Understanding is not wisdom."

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

It will be WISE to worry about

the height and breadth of the males

( a bear hug can crush the ribs)

and the weight and width of females

(very costly to maintain in good health)!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

My father's famous quote!

"Never give an advice. :nono:

The wise man won't NEED it. :hand:

The fool won't take it!" :der:

But isn't this statement an advice in itself???

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

"Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper."

What makes you think there is TRUTH in an ad???

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

What makes you think there is TRUTH in an ad???

[h=1]விஷயம், விளம்பரம்[/h]


இது ஒரு சிறந்த விளம்பர யுகம்!
எதை விற்பதானாலும் வேண்டும்,
கதை போன்ற ஒரு நீண்ட விளம்பரம்.

பொய்களில் மூன்று வகைகள் உண்டு;
அண்டப் புளுகுகள் , ஆகாசப் புளுகுகள்,
அறிவை மயக்கும் விளம்பரப் புளுகுகள்!

மணலை மலையாகக் காட்ட வேண்டுமா ?
பேனை பெருமாள் ஆக்கவேண்டுமா ?
பேனா செய்யும் இவ்விளம்பர மாயங்கள்!

தரம் இருந்தால் விளம்பரம் எதற்கு?
தரம் குறைந்த பொருட்களைத் தள்ளவே;
தரம் குறைந்த விளம்பரங்கள் தேவை.

“என்னிடம் தேன் உள்ளது” என்று
எந்த மலர் விளம்பரம் செய்தது ?
வண்டுகள் தேடி வரவில்லையா?

“என்னிடம் பழம் உள்ளது” என்று
எந்த மரம் விளம்பரம் செய்தது ?
கிளிகள் கொத்த வரவில்லையா?

பால் இருக்கின்றதென்று பசுவோ;
நூல் இருக்கின்றதென்று பஞ்சோ;
தோல் இருக்கின்றதென்று எருதோ;

எப்போதேனும் விளம்பரம் செய்யுமா?
தப்பாமல் நாம் தேடிச் செல்கின்றோமே.
விஷயம் இருந்தால், வேண்டாம் விளம்பரம்!

வாழ்க வளமுடன்,
விசாலாக்ஷி ரமணி

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

"Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you."

HURT is ONLY when we survive the accident!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."

Alphabetically and according to their heights??? :faint:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."

Prerequisite is being all dolled up!

Oh boy I can never look glamorous
for three different reasons...
(2 given by you and 1 given by me)!!!

By the way what makes you so sure that
these glam mams ONLY look stupid
and are really not stupid

Girls exhibit their curves only
when they have NOTHING else
worth showing to the world!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

I know women are opaque and not even translucent. :nono:

BUT if there is a woman so transparent

then all her strength lies in her head. :thumb:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

"As I get older, I just prefer to knit."

Was the earlier preference

while very young

to tie THE KNOT???

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward."

Then there is no choice except to

settle down for the birthday suit instead!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."

Novel Evil eh?? :evil:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

"By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean."

We can very well tolerate

another man's adversity

and our own prosperity

but not the converse!!! :mmph:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."

Don't we all know who makes money lying Down???

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them."

Let OFF the steam but don't let it scald them!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

Did it survive the first kick??? :smash:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."

When we ask the question

they give the correct answers.

If they ask the questions, I bet

we won't know the answers!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Data is not information, Information is not knowledge, Knowledge is not understanding, Understanding is not wisdom."

So what is wisdom???

 

[psnarasimhan]

Prerequisite is being all dolled up!

Oh boy I can never look glamorous
for three different reasons...
(2 given by you and 1 given by me)!!!

By the way what makes you so sure that
these glam mams ONLY look stupid
and are really not stupid

Girls exhibit their curves only
when they have NOTHING else
worth showing to the world!!!

If the girls have nothing worth showing to the world what else they could show to attract the boys!!!