Rajinikanth is everywhere

[prasad1]

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On a lighter note (from whatsapp) If you chant Neeraj Neeraj Neeraj, you will hear Rajni Rajni Rajni. Now you know the secret. #Rajinikanth is everywhere.

 

[usaiyer]

Here are a few Rajnikant Jokes,

1.Rajnikant Started a college,
All students were confused while taking admission becoz the name of the college was
"Rajnikant's Medical college of Engineering for Arts and Commerce"

2.Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant's Statue,
And Birds returned the grains they took last year as well.

3.To night at 9 ,Rajini can be seen in the sky.
He is participating in the Asian Games' high jump event!

4. "Rajnikant does n't breathe......air comes to hide in his lungs"

5.Once upon a time, Rajinikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth,
..............
Today that powder is known as "AMBUJA CEMENT"

6.Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox.
Don't even try to guess what happened.............
We got two copies of the Xerox machine.

7.Rajnikant's next project is the Titanic in Tamil.
However Rajni has changed the climax, La wee bit........
Both the lead actors survive,
Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and ...the Titanic on the other,
Long live our super Star.!

 

[Aradhana.Krishna]

Here are a few Rajnikant Jokes,

1.Rajnikant Started a college,
All students were confused while taking admission becoz the name of the college was
"Rajnikant's Medical college of Engineering for Arts and Commerce"

2.Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant's Statue,
And Birds returned the grains they took last year as well.

3.To night at 9 ,Rajini can be seen in the sky.
He is participating in the Asian Games' high jump event!

4. "Rajnikant does n't breathe......air comes to hide in his lungs"

5.Once upon a time, Rajinikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth,
..............
Today that powder is known as "AMBUJA CEMENT"

6.Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox.
Don't even try to guess what happened.............
We got two copies of the Xerox machine.

7.Rajnikant's next project is the Titanic in Tamil.
However Rajni has changed the climax, La wee bit........
Both the lead actors survive,
Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and ...the Titanic on the other,
Long live our super Star.!

Halarious
I am born a few years after him but on the same day ( dec 12 )