Think or sink!

[Visalakshi Ramani]

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Ever heard of persons getting their marriage registered
after 45 years of wedded life!

When the need arises anyone and everyone will do it I am sure! :high5:

The funniest part is that they want you to give the address of the priest who performed the wedding way back then.

He would be 120+ years old - if he were live today!

It is a comedy to one who thinks and a tragedy to one who feels! :decision:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

There was a priest from each side.
One fondly called the other as "Shumban" and the
Shumban retorted by calling his counterpart as "Nishuban!"
Those days pundits were well versed in PuraaNaas! :thumb:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

I distributed the striped peppermints brought from USA
to all the ladies working in that office.
Many of them fell at my feet seeking aaseervaadam.
Everybody wished me many more happy returns of the day!
I am sure they will all remember me for a long long time to come!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

The best part is that the top officer waived the amount

involved in the usual Golden hand shake after the job!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

The Beast in the Beauty??

Thank God she did not rip off the skimpy dress of the winner! :hail:


[COLOR=#565C68 !important]Beauty pageant runner-up rips crown off winner's head

This bkeauty pageant contestant lost, so she decided to take matters into her own hand. Must-see video »e


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[Visalakshi Ramani]

My favorite subject..The gemstones!!!



[COLOR=#565C68 !important][h=3]Why gemstones are important in Astrology[/h]Minute crystals, which are in constant motion, continuously emit energy at different frequencies. The play of light and colour can stimulate or calm, purify or heal. Continue reading »


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[Visalakshi Ramani]

Book the ticket before,
pay for the ticket later,
and collect at your door??? :faint:

[COLOR=#565C68 !important][h=3]Buy your train tickets now and pay later at home[/h]Passengers traveling via Indian Railways can now book their tickets online and get them delivered at their doorstep. More »


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[Visalakshi Ramani]

The finger display reminds me of the story of KaaLi Daasa.


[COLOR=#565C68 !important][h=3]BJP's 'vision document' calls northeast people 'immigrants'[/h]A part of the document detailing how BJP would ensure the welfare of people from northeast was headlined: 'North Eastern Immigrants to be protected'. More »


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[Visalakshi Ramani]

He is foreseeing and sealing his own fate ! :tsk:

[COLOR=#565C68 !important][h=3]EVMs are being tampered to help BJP win, says Kejriwal[/h]BJP's chief ministerial candidate Kiran Bedi hit back saying Kejriwal's allegations over EVMs being tampered with reflected his fear of losing. More »


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[Visalakshi Ramani]

Purple is the loveliest color! :clap2:



[h=3]Start eating beetroot to reap its 11 amazing health benefits [/h]The purple root is not only a good addition to your food, it protects your heart, bones, body and improves your sex life. Read on to find out how.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

A baby girl is never and nowhere safe...

not in the womb nor after it is born!!! out:



[h=3]18-Month Old Baby Allegedly Raped by Relative in Gujarat[/h]An 18-month-old girl was allegedly raped by her relative in Sama locality of the city, police said today. "The 19-year-old accused, identified as Amardip Saroj, took the victim, who is his cousin's daughter, to a secluded area in Sama locality on Saturday and committed the crime," police inspector…

Outlook India

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Do dolphins really seduce humans??? :shocked:
Were any merman / mermaids born out of the relationship???

[h=3]Meet the man who claims dolphin 'seduced' him into having 'sex'[/h]London, Feb 2 (ANI): A Florida-based man, who had sex with Dolly the dolphin in a year-long "relationship" in 1971, has revealed that it only happened because she "seduced" him. In a new 15 minute documentary, the 63-year-old Malcolm Brenner, from Punta Garda, said that he started rubbing her along…

ANI

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

It is the fight that ensues after the demise of a person

that proves how great/ important/successful he had been!



[h=3]Robin Williams' wife, children fight over his estate[/h]SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Robin Williams' children and wife have gone to court in a fight over the late comedian's estate.

Associated Press

 

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Goregaon based woman develops technology for visually-challenged | Latest News & Updates at Daily News & Analysis

Goregaon-based Shilpi Kapoor has been working for the visually-challenged people from a decade now. Kapoor quit a lucrative job in United States of America, in 2005, to start a training centre for the blind, in association with the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation in Mumbai. 40% of the staff at…

DNA India


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[Visalakshi Ramani]

Free fried frozen chicken !!!

[h=3]Trucks carrying frozen chicken, bees collide in fiery crash[/h]A big-rig hauling frozen chicken collided with a truck carrying bees in Southern California, igniting a fireball that quickly cooked the chicken. The California Highway Patrol says the crash on Interstate ...

Associated Press

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

ATLANTIIS of the 21st century!

Ocean Spiral: Japanese firm plans underwater city powered by seabed

Ocean Spiral: Japanese firm plans underwater city powered by seabed | World news | The Guardian

First cities consisted of horizontal growth.
Then it became vertical growth.
Now it has become vertical growth in the negative direction!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

NOW a plugin to diagnose the problem in your car

and tell you how to rectify it! :clap2:

How to Diagnose Car Trouble With an Analyzer

Read more : How to Diagnose Car Trouble With an Analyzer | eHow

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

EVEN after the way the whole city's traffic was paralyzed by Mr. A. K. (47???)


[COLOR=#565C68 !important][h=3]AAP could win 38-46 seats in Delhi assembly elections[/h]Kejriwal has emerged as the most popular choice for chief minister, with 44 per cent votes, followed by the BJP’s Kiran Bedi with 35. More »


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[Visalakshi Ramani]

Swindling has become as common as eating chuNdal!


[COLOR=#565C68 !important]Madhya Pradesh bank manager 'swindles Rs 2.77 crore'

The mystery deepened when the missing bank manager, along with 4 sacks of cash, was ‘dropped off’ by someone in a car outside the local police station. More »


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[Visalakshi Ramani]

Poor hero looks like the nephew / younger brother of the heroine. :tsk:


[COLOR=#565C68 !important][h=3]Fawad Khan to soon romance Aishwarya?[/h]The film also stars Ranbir Kapoor and Anushka Sharma. Directed by Karan Johar, ‘Ae Dil Hai Mushkil’ is said to be a very different kind of film. Find out more »


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[Visalakshi Ramani]

Is there no limit to the madness and hatred of man! :mad2:


[COLOR=#565C68 !important]Islamic State shows burning of hostage, Jordan vows
revenge

Islamic State militants released a video appearing to show a captured Jordanian pilot being burnt alive in a cage. More »


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[Visalakshi Ramani]

Trains run on rails and vehicles on the road.

How, Why and Where do these two meet?? :shocked:


[COLOR=#565C68 !important]6 dead as train hits vehicle in NYC

At least six people were killed and a dozen injured when a commuter train hit a vehicle outside New
York City, More »


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[Visalakshi Ramani]

It is always a four days' affair like the wedding of the olden days!!!



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India's bank unions declare four-day strike this month[/h]The Indian Banks' Association has not come out with any attractive proposals, said a union leader. Find the dates here »

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

ore kuttaiyil oorina mattaigl thaane!

[COLOR=#565C68 !important][h=3]Funding row: Investigate all parties and us, AAP to tell SC[/h]The demand for a probe comes after the Aam Aadmi Party has been accused of receiving donations worth Rs 2 crore from bogus companies last year. More »


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[Visalakshi Ramani]

Isn't politics the last asylum of scoundrels!!!

It used to be the last and has now become the first!!! :first:

[COLOR=#565C68 !important][h=3]Modi attacks AAP over donations, calls it shameless[/h]"Now we know the truth. Look at their shamelessness," Modi said, and questioned Kejriwal on accepting support from the Congress for forming the govt last year. More »


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