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Think or sink!

Banks to include stamp duty and registration charges

to Home loans upto 10 lakshs!!! :clap2:

Sri Ragu Ram Rajanji ki Jai Ho!!! :cheer2:


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There is so much fuss over Ramani's poems and yet
Ramani's Naughty poems Long and Short are overlooked!
Having read some of the inspiring posts, I ventured to post
this poem on International Wmen's day! :)
 
The nasty majesty.

The King was downright nasty!
Not fit to be called,”Your Majesty!”

He had forgotten his dynasty,
He never bothered about honesty!

His mood was invariably lusty!
His body always pleasure thirsty!

He loved violating the girls’ modesty.
No matter even if they were dusty.

His actions were terribly hasty.
He found his hobby very tasty.

Did he use the power of amnesty
To pardon his own acts, frosty?

By Visalakshi Ramani

https://veenaavisal.wordpress.com/


 
The shortest and the cutest poem in the blog is this one! :love:

PRETTY MISS!

There was this pretty miss,
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Whom everybody liked to kiss;
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But she knew how to dismiss,
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The adventurers with a hiss!
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“Was she made in the scenic Swiss?”

“Was she the storehouse of bliss?”


But she knew how to dismiss,

All adventurers with a hiss!


By. Visalakshi Ramani
 
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009. A GOOD SON.

A good husband cum a good son,
Is yet in this wide world to be born(?)

Good son adores only his parent,
And leaves his good wife transparent.

It is “Either you live in our style!
Or go become your mother’s tail!”

His mother takes on the upper hand;
And hands out the D.I.L. fiery band.

The good husband on the other hand
Is full of adoration to his all-new-find!
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It is an ultimatum to the old parents,
“Can stay with us as silent parents!
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I owe my loyalty to this poor girl,
Who for me has sacrificed her all!”

Things will be kept in great secrecy,
Where is the need to tell the mercenary?

The D. I. L will throw words or vessels.
The choice-less-life is so full of tussles.

A Good husband and a real good son,
Are mutually exclusive in one person!

I know a person who appears very calm,
Living such a life, as the back of my palm!

If A good son is also a good husband,
He’ll be a circus ring master’s real find!
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Once a loyal son, is always a loyal son!
Once a loyal husband, he is always one!

By Visalakshi Ramani

 
The toughest and the best poem - according to me! :first:

QUEST FOR THE BEST.

The spiritual quest demands self examination.
There is no escape by giving self explanation.

The world we see is just a hallucination.
But it creates in us an intense infatuation.

The magnificent five-element combination,
Can stretch far, far beyond our imagination.

Lured by the many objects of fascination,
We often lose the sight of our destination.

God has given us these powers as a donation;
The powers known as those of discrimination.

The power we need for the total elimination;
Of the ‘true’ from the ‘untrue’ in an alienation.

What most of us lack in life is determination;
And thus fail to develop the needed inclination.

The external words is always in domination;
Pushing our sincere efforts into stagnation.

It is time to get rid of all our procrastination;
And come out of our easy and lazy resignation.

We need to give our powers a rejuvenation;
And restore our faith in soul’s reincarnation.

Total honesty is sure to lead to the culmination;
Of our self-knowledge’s complete illumination.
​

By Visalakshi Ramani
 
Their Manager was a regular Don Juan.

He spared no women - married and unmarried.

He drew up a chart/ time table for playing

the game like the lusty nasty majesty.

Two women victims went through everything with sealed lips.

However one day one was them wanted to take revenge

on their monster and manager and pierced his

unused Condom with with a fine needle.

The next morning she related the incident

in an elated manner to her dear friend.
Her friend screamed "Oh! NO! Yesterday was my day!" :faint:
 
Incident:
A baby born in wedlock.

Accident:
A baby born out of wedllock

Accidents have become more frequent now!
HOW else can we explain the new born babies found in the trash cans??? :(
 
Earlier the very idea of marriage was producing good citizens.
Now that sex has been succesfully separated from marriage
and marriage from producing good and noble children
the seqeunce of marriage...sex...babies is almost forgotten!!! :(
 
Match these words and their character traits!

1. tawdry
2. babel
3. pollyanna
4. draconian
5. machiavellin

a. deceiful, crafty
b. inevitably optimistic person
c. cheap and guady
d. a confusion of words
e. harsh, severe
 
Visalakshi Ramani said:
Earlier the very idea of marriage was producing good citizens.
Now that sex has been succesfully separated from marriage
and marriage from producing good and noble children
the seqeunce of marriage...sex...babies is almost forgotten!!! :(
Click to expand...
it is not necessarily bad.
those who followed the sequence . what did they achieve .
are they happy at the end of life.
most end up more miserable than they were at the beginning of life.
women get used by husband , children .
they are unable to enjoy their sex life which they have as duty and not for pleasure.
they hang on with husbands they do not care for in dysfunctional marriages.
their children do not particularly care for them after their marriage.
ultimately it is a lonely journey.
sex and marriage , the sequence carries no meaning whatsoever.
there is nothing like absolute nobility or good
it is relative and degree of good depends on relationships which are nurtured and many times not reciprocated later.
 
One day I noticed a Maruti van parked with all the four doors open and
four suspicious looking men sitting in readiness near the four daoor.
They were keeping vilgil on all the four directions in that junction.
I felt uneasy even to walk past the vehicle.
Were they selecting a victim to be abducted???
Or were they waiting for someone already selected???
Four men in a Van can literaly do anything.
After all a van is a bedroom on wheels!!
To this day I do not know what was happening.
My husband did not register seeing a van with four dubious character.
Women are more intuitive. Have no doubt about it!

 [h=3]21-year-old abducted, gang raped in Ludhiana - The Times of India[/h] [email protected] International Women's Day when Prime Minister Narendra Modi said in his message, "Our heads hang
 
May I know why not upto the Xth class ??? :rolleyes:

 [h=3]Jammu and Kashmir announces mass promotion of students[/h] The Jammu and Kashmir government on Saturday announced to promote all students studying in Classes I to IX and also Class XI to the next classes. The decision on mass promotion was taken after annual examinations of these students could not be conducted because of floods and the Assembly elections. The state government had announced that the examinations would be conducted in March. Now, to avoid further wastage of students’ time, the government decided for mass promotion.
Indian Express q
 
EVEN if their families cannot STOP them, the Airlines CAN!!! :hand:

UK plans airline laws to stop Britons from joining Islamic State

Britain will introduce a package of new laws next week to stop airlines carrying passengers who may be travelling to join Islamic State militants in Syria and Iraq, the Sunday Times newspaper reported. Thousands of foreigners from more than 80 countries have joined the ranks of Islamic State (IS) and other radical groups in Syria and Iraq, including the Briton known as "Jihadi John", who has appeared in multiple IS beheading videos. Britain's interior minister would be able to prevent airlines from carrying passengers, including children, believed to be travelling to take part in "terrorism-related activity" on known routes, such as those into Syria, the newspaper reported.
Reuters
 
Better Later than Never! :decision:

 [h=3]Scotland Yard Admits Error in Handling Case of 3 Runaway UK Schoolgirls[/h] London: Scotland Yard has admitted that they could have handled better the case of the three runaway schoolgirls, believed to have joined Islamic State extremists in Syria, after the teenage girls' families criticised the police for not passing on vital information to them. The girls' families say the Metropolitan Police did not tell them that a friend of the girls was already in Syria. The families said they might have been able to intervene if they had known one of the girls' friends was already in Syria and the police had spoken to the trio about it. Shamima Begum and Amira Abase, both 15, and Kadiza Sultana, 16 -- who left their London homes last month - were given a letter by the police for their parents, but the girls never passed on the letters to their families.

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A feather in the cap of our neighbors! :hat:

 [h=3]Kerala tourism wins Golden Gate award[/h] Thiruvananthapuram , Mar. 7 (ANI): The Department of Tourism in Kerala has won the Golden Gate Award at the Internationale Tourismus-Borse Berlin (ITB-Berlin) - 2015, the world's largest tourism trade fair, for its popular global multimedia campaign to promote the state's backwaters. Kerala Tourism bagged the Golden Gate Award's Silver Prize in the Mulimedia-campaign category in the German capital on Thursday night. The award was received by Kerala Tourism Secretary G Kamala Vardhana Rao and Joint Secretary in the Union Tourism Ministry Suman Billa.

ANI
 

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