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Think or sink!


Ok, now a comedy episode!

Ram and I attended a function today. To clean the body, a solution called 'panchagavyam' will be

distributed to everyone after the poojA is over. It contains the five substances derived from a cow:

milk, curd, ghee, gO pee(English) and gO pee( Tamil). As soon as I saw the solution, I could find out

what it was, since a tiny piece of cow dung was floating in the one teaspoon of mixture. Luckily, I was

sitting outside near a flower pot and hence just poured it in that! The mAmi sitting next to me gulped it

down and it was amazing to see the expressions in her face! Then she asked me, 'Have they put any

oil in this? It is sticky!' It is OK to give this solution but can't they at least filter it? :dizzy:

P.S: I hope they filter the solution when they sell in the market!
 
panchagavya_ghrutham_ref_ashtamgahrudayam_amf19.jpg
 
Dear Tmt VR

Your post # 1625

I guess it has become an 'addiction' for two ladies - feeling lonely in a crowd ?

Ya, it's the summer heat. People need a detox too.

Yay Yem
 
Anand Manohar said:
Dear Tmt VR

Your post # 1625

I guess it has become an 'addiction' for two ladies - feeling lonely in a crowd ?

Ya, it's the summer heat. People need a detox too.

Yay Yem
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Two ladies are here.. but
where is the crowd??? :noidea:

Ya, it's the summer heat.
People need a detox too.

So that is what they are doing :high5:
and that is why they are doing what they are doing !!! :rolleyes:

Nothing like panchagavyam to detoxify and clean up the inside and outside.

The ayurvedic preparation in # 1628 looks very attractive too.
Why don't you give it a try and tell us whether it is as good as it looks!!!:peace:
 
Raji Ram said:

Ok, now a comedy episode!

Ram and I attended a function today. To clean the body, a solution called 'panchagavyam' will be

distributed to everyone after the poojA is over. It contains the five substances derived from a cow:

milk, curd, ghee, gO pee(English) and gO pee( Tamil). As soon as I saw the solution, I could find out

what it was, since a tiny piece of cow dung was floating in the one teaspoon of mixture. Luckily, I was

sitting outside near a flower pot and hence just poured it in that! The mAmi sitting next to me gulped it

down and it was amazing to see the expressions in her face! Then she asked me, 'Have they put any

oil in this? It is sticky!' It is OK to give this solution but can't they at least filter it? :dizzy:

P.S: I hope they filter the solution when they sell in the market!
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Poor lady! If only she knew what that OIL really was, :decision:

she would go pee (both in Tamil and English) :pound:

and shudder in future every time some theertham is offered to her. :scared:
 
I am sure the flower pot and the plant in it got detoxified and blessed. :angel:

That mami must have looked something like this :yuck:

when she bravely drank the mixture of five constituents,

(cow's ghee, pee, poop, milk, and curds) :bolt:

but not the REAL panca amrutham! :nono:
 
Dine...... Wine
Honey....Money
Wicket...wicked
fame......shame
fix-it .....in a fix
Hero......Zero
danced...masked
Player....Playboy
patriot....plotter
How close these pairs of words are.
Either they go hand in hand or
are separated by a hair-thin line!!!
 
Is it not a shame that the matches watched by millions of people,

spending billions of man hours and time worth trillions of rupees

are fixed by a handful of people... the real Brahmas of cricket???

And the discovery itself is A REAL STUMBLED-UPON BY LUCK!!!

If this is the tip of the ice berg, how big will the ice berg be!!!
 
Advanced crime needs advanced technology.

It is high time to ditch the laptops and I pads
which even a three old smart boy can operate.

Store your secrets in a pen drive.

It is so much easier to hide it
on yourself or your premises.
 
Dear Tmt VR

Hopefully, we'll now start to see more of your 'own' - You definitely were in the running
for a PhD in google/wiki.

This is real 'renunciation'.

Looking forward to a lot of stuff from 'visalpedia' . The worldpress thing was just superb.

Capt VT

To captain VICIOUS THUG

from the Avvaiyaar of the forum!

Sure enough...
Everything is there in Google and Wikipedia.
Then why my blogs???
Why are they visited???
What brings in the traffic???
One look at them will make you see the difference.
Google and Wikipedia are the vegetable markets.
My blogs are the vegetables bought from there,
brought home, cleaned, peeled, prepared and presented
in a ready to eat form/format.
Only if you try one such topic yourself
you will understand the amount of work,
the length of time and patience involved in this.
Saying is easy but doing is NOT.
 
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Visalakshi Ramani said:
Sure enough...
Everything is there in Google and Wikipedia.
Then why my blogs???
Why are they visited???
What brings in the traffic???..............
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Dear Sis,

Y so many ??????
I think you misunderstood my post: :ranger: . . .
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You asked which was the joke that got the crown and I posted a clue (i.e) to see our forum and find out!

It is nothing to do with your blogs! :nono:

P.S: I can't make any blogs like you! Nor do I have a helping hand! :becky:
 
Oh Raji!!!!not again :nono:

That post is meant for captain vicious thug. :heh:

He is so generous in conferring the PhD! :rolleyes:

He wants visalpedia and not Wikipedia.

So I just replied to him in my own thread

since I did NOT want to ruin a nice rare Sanskrit thread.

P.S

Helpers help ONLY in creating the blogs

and NOT in preparing the 100s of posts themselves.

The helper helps ONLY when duly impressed by our interest.

Anything can be slighted by anyone

but not by you... a writer in your credit

who knows the pain and pleasure of creative writing.
 
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Raji Ram said:
Dear Sis,

Y so many ??????
I think you misunderstood my post: :ranger: . . .
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You asked which was the joke that got the crown and I posted a clue (i.e) to see our forum and find out!

It is nothing to do with your blogs! :nono:

P.S: I can't make any blogs like you! Nor do I have a helping hand! :becky:
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I have no time for detective work now.

I am rushing to complete my new blog of

creative writing in Tamil poems in

my word press Vinayaka PuraaNam.

I just got the next 5 poems typed

and will post them in my blog after lunch
.
At times I think it is just easy and nice

to nip a grass here and another there

and have a merry time in the forum.

BUT unfortunately I am not made that way!
 

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