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Think or sink!

சிரிக்க! :decision: சிந்திக்க!

வருமுன் நம்மைக் காப்பவன்!

முள்ளினுள் ரோஜாவை வைத்தவன்,
கல்லினுள் ஈரத்தையும் வைத்தான்.

வருமானம் இல்லாத பெற்றோருக்குப்
பொறுப்புடன் பேணும் நல்ல மகன்கள்;

ஊதாரி மகனை பேணும் தந்தைக்கு
மாதாந்திர உயர்ந்த வருமானம்;

ஊனம் உற்றவனைப் பேணுவதற்கு,
நான்கு நல்ல அண்ணன் தம்பிகள்;

தொலைவில் மகன் இருப்பவருக்கு,
அளவிட முடியாத நல்ல நண்பர்கள்;

அன்னையற்ற குழந்தைக்கு அன்னை,
குழந்தை அற்ற அன்னைக்கு குழந்தை;

மனம் கனிந்து தருபவன் மாறாக் கருணை
குணம் உடைய இறைவன் அன்றோ! :hail:
 
The two parallel lines

A poor man visited the clever mullah and told him, “My family is so big and my house so small. I can't afford a bigger house. I am at my wit’s ends. Please tell me what to do”

By questioning him mullah learned that the man owned half a dozen goats and a dozen hens.

He advised the man, “Make sure that you keep all your goats and hens inside the house during the nights. Come and see me after four days!”

The man did as was told. But when he came back he was mad with rage.

“Already my house is too small for our needs. With the goats and hens crowding house, we could hardly sleep. Their stench and the smell in addition to their activities”

Mullah told him to drive out every bird and animal and clean the house. He told the man to come to him the next day.

The man was grinning from ear to ear when he came the next day, “Thank you sir! I never knew that my house was so big and so convenient. Thank you for opening my eyes.”

Moral of the story…

The principle of the two lines…one long and one short!

The larger difficulty will make the lesser difficulty feel like Heaven.
 
Food for thought quotes by Shakespeare.

I will praise any man that will praise me!
(Members of Mutual Admiration Society!!!) :)

Were kisses all the joy in bed
One woman would another wed!
( So is Lesbianism justified???)

Two women placed together make cold weather. :smow:
(Can all the Men with two women living in the same house save on the electricity bill???
May be! May be Not! What they save on the Air conditioner will be wasted on the room heaters!) :rolleyes:
 
சிரிக்க! :decision: சிந்திக்க!

தோல் இருக்கப் பழம் விழுங்கி!

வேலைக்காரனை நியமிக்க வேண்டி,
வேலை ஒன்றைக் கொடுத்தார் அவர்.

“கூடையில் நூறு முறுக்குகள் உள்ளன.
நடையாகச் சென்று கொடுக்கவேண்டும்

அடுத்த ஊரில் இருக்கும் நண்பருக்கு!
அடையாளமாக ஒரு ரசீதும் வேண்டும்!”

இருவரை மட்டும் சோதித்தார் அவர்;
இருவரில் எவன் சிறந்தவன் என்று!

முதலாமவனுக்கு வழியில் நல்ல பசி!
முன்னெச்சரிக்கையாகத் தரவில்லை...

வழியில் உண்ண உணவு எதுவும் - வேறு
வழி தெரியாமல் உண்டு விட்டான் அவன் :hungry:

கூடையிலிருந்து பத்து முறுக்குகளை.
கிடைத்தது ரசீது வெறும் தொண்ணூறுக்கு!

இரண்டாமவன் மிகவும் தந்திரசாலி.
இரண்டு பிரச்சனைகளையும் ஒருங்கே

சமாளித்தும் விட்டான், ரசீது சரியாக
சமர்ப்பித்து வேலையில் சேர்ந்தான்!

என்ன செய்தான் அவன்??? :decision:

கணக்குக்கும் நூறு முறுக்கு வேண்டும்;
‘கணகண’க்கும் பசியும் தீர வேண்டும்!

ஒவ்வொரு முறுக்கிலிருந்தும் கவனமாக
ஒவ்வவொரு வரியை உடைத்து எடுத்தான்;

நூறு பெரிய முறுக்கு வரிகளை உண்டான்!
நூறு முறுக்குக்கு ரசீதும் கொண்டு தந்தான்!

தோலிருக்கப் பழம் விழுங்கி இவன் தானோ? :rolleyes:

அன்றைய கதை இது தெரியும் !
இன்றைய கதை எது தெரியுமா?

A.T.M இல் நான்கு லக்ஷம் காணோம்!:shocked:

பத்து நோட்டுக்கு ஒரு நோட்டு என்று,
பக்குவமாக உருவியுள்ளான் ஒருவன்!

‘பண்டில்’ கணக்கு சரியாக இருக்கும்!
கண்டு பிடிக்கவும் முடியாது, ஹையா !!! :dance:

moral of the story :-

வேலைக்காரன் அறிவாளியாக
இருக்க வேண்டியது அவசியம். :laser:

வேலைக்காரன் தந்திரசாலியாக
இருக்கவேண்டியது அனாவசியம்! :evi:
 
True treasure

Knowledge is the only treasure…

which can never be looted or stolen,

which never decreases with time,

which increases when shared with others,

which is valued in every country and currency!

Isn’t wise to spend as much time and money as one can

to gain this unique treasure?
 
It is ages since I have laughed as I have doe today watching :rofl:

the 'Choni' Pink Panther trying to help the Superwoman grandmother!
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Watching the rude behavior, the loud noise, obscene body language made by the women agitators in

front of the cameras of the worldwide media, I can't help wondering which men are married to these

women and how they manage to live with these junglee specimens??? :shocked:
 
Food for thoughts quotes by Shakespeare.

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.
(Has any bad hanging ruined any good marriage.

A miser grows rich by seeming poor, an extravagant man grows poor by seeming rich!
(Images are imaginary and pretenses and not pretty!)

Unbidden guests are often welcome when they are gone.
(Some people spread happiness whenever they go!)
 
சிரிக்க! :decision: சிந்திக்க!

த்ரீ ரோசெஸ் மனிதர்கள்!

‘த்ரீ ரோசெஸ்’ டீ விளம்பரத்தில்

நிறம், மணம், குணம் என்னும்

மூன்றும் காணப்படுவது உண்டு!

மனிதர்களின் பெயர்களிலும் கூட

மணம், நிறம், குணம் உள்ளபடியோ

அல்லது விபரீதமாகவோ இருக்கும்!

அம்மாவாசையில் இருள் பெண்ணுக்கு

பூர்ணிமா என்ற ஒளிவீசும் ஒரு பெயரும்

அன்பு என்பதின் பொருள் தெரியாதவருக்கு

பிரேமா, ஸ்னேஹா என்ற பெயர்களும் உண்டு!

வெளிப்பக்கமே இப்படி இருந்தால்

மறைந்துள்ள பக்கம் எப்படியோ???
 
True Love

Business minded people do not know what is true love.

But they know very well how to manipulate others for their own selfish purposes – by employing one of these methods cleverly.

Tips… To Insure Prompt Service.

Gifts… with strings attached of course.

Bribes… with promises extracted from others.

Treats… with finalizing deals for the benefit of of both parties.

Perks… which may be of any denomination and dimension – depending on the nature and value of the transaction.

BUT sadly the one thing they will never know is true love!

They know the price of everything and the value of nothing!
 
It is best to answer the hearing impaired persons in just one / two words.

"Yes!", "No!' "May be!"may serve our purpose most of the time - but not always.

For some questions we can't reply with any one of these three .

Then we need to use more words and grin and bear

the ferocious gaze of the bear with its fangs bared!!

Hearing aid is reserved ONLY for viewing the serials.

Real human beings living in the vicinity are not given

as much importance as the reel characters are given!

So what keeps most of the people sane and sensitive.

It is watching and enjoying the cartoons first and

relating the cartoon characters to the rel people we meet. :rolleyes:

Example: Pink Panther wishes to help but is too dumb to do it! :loco:
 
I am awestruck by the news I hear everyday without fail.

'So and So' living in 'such and such a place' was looted by the 'marma nabargaL'

of 'xxx' sovereigns of gold, 'xx' kilograms of silver and 'xxxxxx' rupess .

The 'marma nabargal' always enter the house after breaking open the front lock

in broad day light - when the owner of the house goes out for an hour or two!

The people watch the news everyday and still keep all their valuables AT HOME

and go out locking the door - leaving with no one to guard it!

Can't people ever learn from the experiences of the other fools!??? :wacko:
 
Ten commandments
(revised edition of 21st Century within the brackets)

1. You shall have no other gods before me.
(Attention members of the “paguththarivu paasarai!)

2. You shall not make for yourself an idol.
(Attention Ms. Mayavati!)

3. You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God.
(Attention all fake swamijis !)

4. Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy.
(Most people keep it very clean with the liberal use of the cleansing spirit)

5. Honor your father and your mother.
(There are better off wherever they are. We will continue to think about them once in a year and send them without fail our gifts / flowers / cards on the Mom’s day and Dad’s day)

6. You shall not murder.
(Attention all politicians!)

7. You shall not commit adultery.
(Attention all the ‘seekers’ of FUN !)

8. You shall not steal.
(It is Not stealing, it is just picking up what we want !)

9. You shall not lie.
(We have sworn to speak nothing but THAT !)

10. You shall not covet.
(We can resist everything except temptations !)
 
Tejas gave me a jolly time when he said that

his 'mom's mom' and 'mom's mom's mom' were visiting him!

I told him that such relatives have shorter names as 'grandma' and 'great grandma'.

He knows everything under the Sun and above it but no one has told him about relationships made easy!
 
I asked Varun today "what is your special plan for weekend?'

He replied as a matter of fact, "Stick to my daddy!"

He does that all the time on all the days except when he is away in his school.

I love the concept that stick to some responsible person and

he will take care of everything and everyone during the day! :thumb:

Corollary: Kids are wiser than adults! :)
 
Swathi and Ram Kumar have moved to the background giving the stage to Nandini today.
Some one else will occupy the front page tomorrow and thus life goes on.

The inclusion of the caste of the victim and the suspect has diverted the attention
from the intensity of the crime to the clash between the castes! :(


 

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