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# 11. நீயும் பிரம்மமாக ஆகிவிடு.

மாகுரு த4ன ஜன யௌவன க3ர்வம்
ஹரதி நிமேஷாத் காலஸ் ஸர்வம் |
மாயாமயமித3ம் அகி2லம் ஹித்வா
ப்3ரம்மபத3ம் தவம் ப்ரவிச' விதி3த்வா ||

"நான் பணக்காரன்" ; "எனக்கு நிறைய சுற்றத்தினர் உள்ளனர்";
"நான் யௌவனம் நிரம்பியவன்" என்றெல்லாம் கர்வம் கொள்ளாதே.
காலம் நினைத்தால் இவற்றை எல்லாம் ஒரே நிமிடத்தில் கொள்ளை அடித்துக் கொண்டுபோய் விடும். உலகமே பொய்க் காட்சி.
பிரம்மம் மட்டுமே உண்மையானது என்று அறிந்து நீயும் பிரம்மமாக ஆகிவிடு.
 
[h=1]இறைவழிபாடு.[/h]

“இறை வழிபாட்டால் நன்மைகள்
இருக்கின்றனவா இல்லையா?”

தொன்று தொட்டு கேட்கப்படும்,
இன்று நேற்று அல்ல, இக்கேள்வி!

நண்பர்கள் இருவர் நடந்தனர்
நண்பகலில் ஒரு தனிவழியில்.

தென்பட்டது இறைவனின் ஆலயம்,
என்றோ எவராலோ கட்டப்பட்டது.

“வணங்கி வழிபடுவோம் வா” என
வருந்தி அழைத்த நண்பனிடம்,

“நான் வரவில்லை கோவிலுக்கு!
நான் இங்கே நிற்பேன் நீ செல்!”

என்றவன் நின்றான் வெளியே
நன்று எனச்சென்றான் மற்றவன்.

இறைவனை வழிபட்டவனை
கருந்தேள் கடித்து விட்டது!

வெளியே நின்றவனுக்கு ஒரு
வெள்ளிப் பணம் கிடைத்தது!

நினைக்க நினைக்க தாளவில்லை,
நிற்காமல் குருவிடம் சென்றான்.

“வணங்கிய எனக்கு தேள்கடியாம்,
வணங்காமுடிக்கு வெள்ளிப்பணம்!

குருவே இது என்ன நியாயம்?
இறைவனின் செயல்களிலே?”

கண்டார் ஞானதிருஷ்டியில் குரு,
கண்களால் காணமுடியாதவற்றை.

“மகனே! உனக்கு இன்று
மரணம் நிகழ இருந்தது.

இறை வழிபாட்டினாலேயே,
பாம்புக்கடி தேள்கடியாயிற்று!

உன் உயிரும் பிழைத்தது
உன் தெய்வ பக்தியினாலே!

வெளியே நின்ற நண்பனுக்கு
வெகு யோகமான நாள் இன்று!

புதையல் கிடைக்கும் யோகம்,
பூரணமாகப் பொருந்தியிருந்தாலும்,

இறைவழிபாடு இல்லாததால்,
சிறு வெள்ளிப் பணமே பரிசு!

ஆண்டவன் செயல்களை நாம்
ஆராய்ந்து அறிய முடியுமா?

நம்பிக்கையை இழக்காதே நீ!
தும்பிக்கையான் கைவிடான்”

வாழ்க வளமுடன்,
விசாலாக்ஷி ரமணி.
 
[h=1]வெள்ளாட்டுக்குட்டி.[/h]
ஆனி மாதத்தில் அன்னையின் அருகே,
அச்சம் என்பதே இன்றி, மிக உல்லாசமாகத்

துள்ளி விளையாடிய வெள்ளாட்டுக் குட்டி,
தள்ளி நின்ற அன்னையிடம் சொன்னது.

“ராசலீலை புஷ்பப் பண்டிகையின் போது,
ராச புஷ்பங்களை நான் நிறைய உண்பேன்!”

”கண்ணே! அது நிறைவேறுமா உந்தன்
எண்ணம் போல என்று நான் அறியேன்!

ராசலீலைக்கு முன்னரே நமக்கு
ராசி இல்லாத காலம் தொடங்கும்!

புரட்டாசி, ஐப்பசி மாதங்களில் நம்மை
துர்கா பூஜையில் பலி இட்டுவிடலாம்.

தப்பியே பிழைத்தாலும் அடுத்து வரும்,
தப்ப முடியாத அந்த ஜகதாத்ரி பூஜை.

ஆடுகள் அனைத்தையுமே பலிகொள்ளும்
அதிலும் ஒருவேளை தப்பிப் பிழைத்தால்,

ராஸ புஷ்பப் பண்டிகையை நாம்,
ரசமாகக் கொண்டாடலாம் கண்ணே!”

நித்ய கண்டம், பூரண ஆயுசு என்பார்!
நினைவில் கொள்வோம் இவ்வுண்மையை!

வாழ்க வளமுடன்,
விசாலாக்ஷி ரமணி.
 
Dear VR ji and RR ji,

Latest update on gender equality.

Today I had a couple walk in to see me...married Indian couple and I could not help noticing that the lady had a pottu on her forehead but her husband was wearing a Thali!

I think they knew I was wondering why and the husband told me that since snatch thieves targeting women who wear gold is very high out here..so he said as a precaution he does not allow her to wear her Thali on her neck when they go out and she is only allowed to wear it at home.

He said that he does not want to leave the Thali at home either in case of any break in at home so he wears it on his neck when they go out cos snatch thieves do not target men.

I was thinking Wow the first Thali wearing man I have met!
 
renuka said:
Dear VR ji and RR ji,

Latest update on gender equality.

Today I had a couple walk in to see me...married Indian couple and I could not help noticing that the lady had a pottu on her forehead but her husband was wearing a Thali!

I think they knew I was wondering why and the husband told me that since snatch thieves targeting women who wear gold is very high out here..so he said as a precaution he does not allow her to wear her Thali on her neck when they go out and she is only allowed to wear it at home.

He said that he does not want to leave the Thali at home either in case of any break in at home so he wears it on his neck when they go out cos snatch thieves do not target men.

I was thinking Wow the first Thali wearing man I have met!
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Dear Renu!
What will the man do if the thieves start snatching silk saris??
Wear it himself OR change over to cheaper garments???
 
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Dear VR ji and RR ji,

Check this out..some Chinese guy wrote it and it was translated into English..

Wife, Mistress and Soul Mate!

Apparently this guy had a wife,mistress and a soul mate.





Wife, Mistress and Soul-mate

What does “wife” mean? Wife is someone to whom you are willing to give your savings for safe keeping. What does “mistress” mean? Mistress is someone whom you dated secretively and in fear of your wife discovered.

A wife is a restraint on your behavior. A wife restrains you from being casually associated with other women. Mistress is compensation for you who can give you the passion that you desire to obtain from your wife but can not obtain. A female confidant is a good guide who can guide you get out of the maze.


A wife makes a living with you together. A mistress only spends your money. A female confidant chitchats with you. A wife can not replace a mistress because a wife is not as flirtatious as a mistress. A mistresscan not replace a wife either because she is not as affectionate towards you as your wife. Both a wife and a mistress can not replace a female confidant because you need someone to confess。

A wife is someone who doesn’t have blood tie with you but is concerned with you when you don’t come home early or stay overnight outside home. A mistress doesn’t have any family connections to you but she can give your passion. A female confidant is not someone closely associated with you but she can share your grief and sorrow.

A wife is a home and a harbor which you can rest your exhausted soul upon. A mistress is a cumbrance for your family that you don’t want to get rid of unless you have no choice. A female confidant (soul-mate) is an extra embellishment for your family. Without her（soul-mate）you won’t feel lonely but you wil feel life is meaningless.

A wife’s care is like a cup of plain boiled water which sometimes seems to be naggy. Only when you are ill can you sense the warmth and fragrance of her care. A mistress’ care is like a cup of plain boiled water filled with a spoon of sugar you won’t feel satified after a whole night’s savoring. A soul-mate’s care for you is like a cup of coffee that you drink after you stay up for work until midnight. You feel refreshed after drinking a cup of coffee at midnight.

Your wife got pregnant by you will affectionately ask whether you expect it to be a boy or a girl. A mistress who got pregnant by you will cry loudly to ask how do handle it. To the female soulmate, you will tell her the news that your mistress got pregnant and ask her for some advice. To your wife, you will tell her after she discovers your mistress’ pregnancy: I had planned to tell you but I am afraid you will get angry. You kneeled down to beg for her forgiveness.

Your wife visits your parents-in-laws and stays there for one week, you won’t miss her. When you haven’t seen your mistress for only three days, you will call her: “where are you? You know how much I miss you!” When you feel depressed, you want to find someone to confide your troubles to; you will remember your female confidant. You tell her:＂Ｉhave a dilemma. I am struggling between my wife and my mistress. It is painful. “

When makes a man suffer most is his wife’s nag, his mistress’ tears and his female confidant’s misunderstanding. A wife’s nag make a man become bothered. A mistress’ tears can soften a man’s hardened heart. A female confidant’s misunderstanding can push a man’s heat into a desperate abyss. The best wife can make her man sense the mixed feeling of being a mistress and a confidant. The best mistress is someone who can step out of your life unconditionally after your affair with her is detected by your wife. (It is hard for a mistress to be kind and generous enough to quit without any demands.) The best female confidant is someone who dreams to become your mistress and even your wife someday in the future.

If possible, almost all men are eager to turn a female confidant to a mistress. Ideally, a wife will be better. However, when a man turns his female confidant to his wife, he will be disappointed to see that the female confidant is the not the soul-mate he has known any more. Men have many secrets in their hearts that can not be confided to their wives. Otherwise, men are no longer mysterious?

To a man, marrying a wife is to avoid the gossip from the general public; keeping a mistress is to add some spices (monosodium glutamate) to the monotonous life; finding a female confidant is to add some chicken soup (for soul) to the empty life. Ultimately, what a man seeks for during a lifetime is not a wife, a mistress but one or more female confidants (sou-lmates).

To love someone is not necessarily equal to possess her/him, but you must cherish the one you have possessed. If I shed a drop of tear, it is because I am unwilling to forget who you are.

Tell your beloved one: “you are the most beautiful creature I have ever seen; I wish to dream you in my dream every night; you are the only one right for me in my heart!” - See more at: Wife, Mistress and Soul-mate
 
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Dear Renu,

Thank you for the nice hilarious post by a confused china man. :loco:

Surely he won't worry if his wife is away for a week. He is so sure she will come back to him.

But he will start worrying if his mistress is absent for one day!

"Has she found a richer / more attractive / younger guy than I am, and ditched me for ever?" :dizzy:

He knows that his mistress leans on to him ONLY to reach his fat purse and has ONLY lean affection for him. :decision:

I wish all the three women in his life come together at least once and do the action replay of the movie "Magalir Mattum." :boxing:
 
A wife is EXPECTED to play the multiple roles of all possible women in a man's life!

She should look after the needs of his stomach like his mother, :hungry:

his carnal desires like a mistress, guide him wisely like a minister, :thumb:

give him good children like a wife, share his fortune like a daughter, :baby:

and look after him when he is sick like a nurse. WOW!!!

This funny chap - if he can afford it - will have a separate female for each role

and still MANAGE TO BE UNHAPPY!!!:rolleyes:
 
The hen laying gold eggs left with a suitcase, a traveling bag, a backpack and a hand bag - all by herself.

The antihero left soon after, on his racing bike.

(How can the parents send the girl away alone with so may pieces of luggage when the haw-keyed scarecrow is watching so closely)

Later the parents also left on a scooter.

Meanwhile manthiraalochanai went on planning some future course of action between the antihero's mom and her well wishers.

Something is cooking!!! I can smell it and I don't like it!!!
 
Visalakshi Ramani said:
The hen laying gold eggs left with a suitcase, a traveling bag, a backpack and a hand bag - all by herself.

The antihero left soon after, on his racing bike.

(How can the parents send the girl away alone with so may pieces of luggage when the haw-keyed scarecrow is watching so closely)

Later the parents also left on a scooter.

Meanwhile manthiraalochanai went on planning some future course of action between the antihero's mom and her well wishers.

Something is cooking!!! I can smell it and I don't like it!!!
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Tune in for next episode of VR ji's Mega Serial...The Girl Next Door!
 
When does the communication snap???

When it does not make sense any more!!!

Why???

It is being said since several ages...

SOMETHING is better than NOTHING.

NOTHING is better than NONSENSE!!!

So when things do not make sense any more

the communication automatically snaps!!!
 
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This is MUMBLE- the dancing hero of the Happy Feet.
Emperor penguins are supposed to sing well.
But Mumble is a penguin with a difference.
He can't sing but he dances excellently.
Who won't love or like Mumble???
 
There is a mami whose nickname can be Mumble. :)

She keeps chanting many slokaas quite audibly but not clearly. :blabla:

By a rare coincidence she happens to live in between

the house of the antihero's mom and the lady with

the burning-desire-for-knowledge :gossip:

and is bestowed with what people call "paambuch chevi" -

even though we all now that snakes do not have ears.

Naturally the neighbors on both the sides do not like Mumble mami

since her mumbling makes eavesdropping impossible!!!:ear:
 
[h=1]Eavesdroppers[/h]



Before the invention of roof guttering, thatched roofs were being used in Medieval England.


The rain cascading from the roof would soak into the foundation! So very wide eaves were set up to drain the rain water quickly.


People who stood in this eavesdrop space were close enough to hear he conversations taking place inside the house.


People who were nosy and indulged in such activities were condemned as Eavesdroppers.
 

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