Women in d(u)ress?

[Haridasa Siva]

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I have the highest admiration and respect for people in TB, as I don't find that much quality and intellect in any other forum. I refused a cushy $300K quant job offer at New York City, mainly to return to India with zero assets and be with fellow humans having overlapping mindset, so nothing will shake my diehard loyalty and highest priority to my circle of people.

Mera Bharath Mahan? You are quite interesting.

Btw, is it 300k p.m. or p.a.? (Just want to know the salary levels in U.S.)

 

[biswa]

Yes but my comment was specially to answer Rekkas question where she asked why men marry frumpy women but look at attractive ones, instead ofmarrying who they really fancy. I was answering her question, albeit with a touch of irony and tongue firmly in my cheek

Ok let me give a car analogy here, as everybody knows that women come with 4 wheels.

Many ppl if they wonder around a car show or a parking lot will give out that tell-tale whistle of admiration if they see a well-decked out BMW or Porsche. But finally what do most desis end up buying? A hum-drum Toyota Camry (in Indian terms a Hyundai).

There is a certain allure to fast cars (and fast women) but at the end of the day you just need to get from point A to point B.

 

[biswa]

See but being a doc has an advantage when we are caught surfing Redtube we can escape on technical grounds and say its just Human Anaotomy and nothing more and can say I am not attached to the fruits of my actions!!!

I think porn (assuming RedTube is porn) has got more to do with psychology than with physiology or anatomy. How can it be physiology if you are so far removed from an actual physical object?

 

[renuka]

Ok let me give a car analogy here, as everybody knows that women come with 4 wheels.

Many ppl if they wonder around a car show or a parking lot will give out that tell-tale whistle of admiration if they see a well-decked out BMW or Porsche. But finally what do most desis end up buying? A hum-drum Toyota Camry (in Indian terms a Hyundai).

There is a certain allure to fast cars (and fast women) but at the end of the day you just need to get from point A to point B.

Hey Biswa,

I couldnt help laughing when you described woman as cars.You know why?
Cos we girls always use the car analogy for guys too and if the Stick Shift Gear is out of function the Car wont start!!!

 

[biswa]

Hey Biswa,

I couldnt help laughing when you described woman as cars.You know why?
Cos we girls always use the car analogy for guys too and if the Stick Shift Gear is out of function the Car wont start!!!

Without getting into much Freudian analysis, I think automatics are soon going to replace all stick shifts. What then? Resort to cloning?

 

[renuka]

I think porn (assuming RedTube is porn) has got more to do with psychology than with physiology or anatomy. How can it be physiology if you are so far removed from an actual physical object?

You know the word Porn is too Harsh.I prefer to describe it as a Display of the Sthoola Shareera in Various Roopaas of Unity in Diversity.

 

[renuka]

Without getting into much Freudian analysis, I think automatics are soon going to replace all stick shifts. What then? Resort to cloning?

Even automatic cars still come with a gear.But stick shift has more pick up!!!

 

[Brahin]

Ok let me give a car analogy here, as everybody knows that women come with 4 wheels.

Many ppl if they wonder around a car show or a parking lot will give out that tell-tale whistle of admiration if they see a well-decked out BMW or Porsche. But finally what do most desis end up buying? A hum-drum Toyota Camry (in Indian terms a Hyundai).

There is a certain allure to fast cars (and fast women) but at the end of the day you just need to get from point A to point B.

Dear Biswa,

Good looking confident man have no problems with marrying beautiful confident woman.
So good looking guys own the BMW and other can only stare from their Hyundais.

 

[Brahin]

Sri Tks,

I have worked with many girls and never could differentiate their performance with that of men. I have come across girls who were "more smarter than me", "less smarter than me", "not at all to be considered smart" etc, just like guys. I have seen all standards in both the gender.

"Attractiveness" is totally different and as a guy I will say that the consideration of attractiveness of a girl differs from one guy to another. Generally I never have a sense of considering a girl non attractive. For me the beautify of feminine qualities is much enough to consider a girl attractive.

For me the most beautiful & attractive girl of this world is girl with the golden heart. Physical appearance fade away with age what remains is only heart.

 

[C RAVI]

For me the most beautiful & attractive girl of this world is girl with the golden heart. Physical appearance fade away with age what remains is only heart.

This applies to both men and women. Wisdom should supercede physical attraction to identify "Golden Heart" perfectly and to be happy through out life.

But, as precious and beautiful "Gold" is, rare is the "Golden Heart".

 

[amala]

Ok let me give a car analogy here, as everybody knows that women come with 4 wheels.

Many ppl if they wonder around a car show or a parking lot will give out that tell-tale whistle of admiration if they see a well-decked out BMW or Porsche. But finally what do most desis end up buying? A hum-drum Toyota Camry (in Indian terms a Hyundai).

There is a certain allure to fast cars (and fast women) but at the end of the day you just need to get from point A to point B.

Oh wow now we are compared to inanimate objects like cars. We have just reached a new low in this forum today.

We are as human as the next person if you don't mind very much. Please don't dehumanise us. I don't believe women as a group dehumanise men as much as the other way round.

 

[DrBarani]

Oh wow now we are compared to inanimate objects like cars. We have just reached a new low in this forum today.

Come on, pl take it in a sportive manner! It is just humour, nothing really meant as opinion.

Yes, cars are like women. They end up spending all our money! (See, we didn't say women are like cars, it is about Cars, not Women!!!)

 

[amala]

Dr Barani,

With all due respect, I can take a joke but the moment we start (and we as a society do a lot of this) dehumanising women and laughing about it, its not helping real women. Where do you draw that line.

I didn't find what biswa said remotely funny. Im searching, I dont see it. Sorry. I suggest he keep that utilitarian thinking to his cars. Not women.

 

[amala]

Yes, cars are like women. They end up spending all our money!

Now this made me smile . This is a joke. I accept. Not what he said.

 

[C RAVI]

Dr Barani,

With all due respect, I can take a joke but the moment we start (and we as a society do a lot of this) dehumanising women and laughing about it, its not helping real women. Where do you draw that line.

I didn't find what biswa said remotely funny. Im searching, I dont see it. Sorry. I suggest he keep that utilitarian thinking to his cars. Not women.

Ok Amala, now let me tell you about we guys..

We guys are like Cigarette. The more fast you suck it at one end, the more it gets burned to ashes and the smoke would hurt the smoker's eye to shed tears. The more slowly and passionately you suck the more would be the fun and relaxation, but still the cigratte would burn to ashes in a slow pace, and yes the left over end of it would be of no use.

 

[DrBarani]

Dr Barani,

With all due respect, I can take a joke but the moment we start (and we as a society do a lot of this) dehumanising women and laughing about it, its not helping real women. Where do you draw that line.

I didn't find what biswa said remotely funny. Im searching, I dont see it. Sorry. I suggest he keep that utilitarian thinking to his cars. Not women.

dehumanising? Are you out of your mind! We all know about "male chauvinist pig" but we don't get to hear about "female chauvinist swine" do we? Who is dehumanising who? Women dehumanise Men! Thats who!

Somebody tells just one joke and you sweet girls freak out! Go easy there, don't let some anon internet text spoil your weekend fun!

 

[amala]

You're right. It reflects more on the person telling it i guess. But i still maintain that its not funny nor do i consider it a joke. Everyone else here is within their right to find what he said funny. I don't. Thats all.

I won't say anymore.

 

[renuka]

Ok Amala, now let me tell you about we guys..

We guys are like Cigarette. The more fast you suck it at one end, the more it gets burned to ashes and the smoke would hurt the smoker's eye to shed tears. The more slowly and passionately you suck the more would be the fun and relaxation, but still the cigratte would burn to ashes in a slow pace, and yes the left over end of it would be of no use.

Hey Ravi..you are really funny Ok.

So Guys are Suckers? I know you are heterosexual so I was just wondering which cigarette you are talking about Oh so passionately.

Ravi just take this as a joke ok cos whole day I could not open TB page due to some technical problems so I am just having fun here.

 

[renuka]

dehumanising? Are you out of your mind! We all know about "male chauvinist pig" but we don't get to hear about "female chauvinist swine" do we? Who is dehumanising who? Women dehumanise Men! Thats who!

Somebody tells just one joke and you sweet girls freak out! Go easy there, don't let some anon internet text spoil your weekend fun!

Dear Dr Barani,

You know Amala is a really nice girl.She is also very sporting but I think her dissatisfaction is directed to Biswa.
She is a real darling.I can certify that.

 

[C RAVI]

Hey Ravi..you are really funny Ok.

So Guys are Suckers? I know you are heterosexual so I was just wondering which cigarette you are talking about Oh so passionately.

Ravi just take this as a joke ok cos whole day I could not open TB page due to some technical problems so I am just having fun here.

Dear Renuka,

Many ladies smoke too...And we guys can be considered as Cigrattes for those smoking ladies who needs to suck Cigrattes to smoke and burn the roll into ashes...That way, I made a joke of men to make Amala happy, to give her a fair deal.

 

[C RAVI]

Dear Dr Barani,

You know Amala is a really nice girl.She is also very sporting but I think her dissatisfaction is directed to Biswa.
She is a real darling.I can certify that.

You seem to have been aggitated mistakenly and have considered Dr.Barani's response negatively.

Though her dissatisfaction was directed to Biswa, Dr. Barani took the efforts to explain Amala, who was found extremely hurt in her comments, directed to Biswa.

Are you trying to project that Dr.Barani was unfair towards Amala and trying to make him understand that she is a nice girl, thinking Dr.Barani has mistaken her?

 

[renuka]

You seem to have been aggitated mistakenly and have considered Dr.Barani's response negatively.

Though her dissatisfaction was directed to Biswa, Dr. Barani took the efforts to explain Amala, who was found extremely hurt in her comments, directed to Biswa.

Are you trying to project that Dr.Barani was unfair towards Amala?

No Ravi..dont get me wrong. I am learning lots from Dr Barani as he is very intelligent with a great sense of humor and Amala is a darling.
I have high regard for both.Just wanted to highlight to everyone about the Amala I know, beautiful both inside and outside.

 

[DrBarani]

No Ravi..dont get me wrong. I am learning lots from Dr Barani as he is very intelligent with a great sense of humor and Amala is a darling.
I have high regard for both.Just wanted to highlight to everyone about the Amala I know, beautiful both inside and outside.

haha, no worry, I know when people get hurt it means they have a tender heart! If Amala was in Bangalore I'd buy her a dinner and a big ice cream after that!

What I don't understand is, why do women get hurt for such reasons...

if I say "Honey!" they don't get upset (but honey is saliva from a bee)

if I say "Rose!" they don't get upset (but Rose is just a plant excretion)

if I say "Cleopatra!" they don't get upset (but Cleo is long gone dead)

if I say "Chandni!" they don't get upset (but moon is just a big piece of rock)

if I say "Toyota!" they get upset!!! (but we guys love toyota!)

What is wrong with you women!!!

 

[renuka]

Dear Renuka,

Many ladies smoke too...And we guys can be considered as Cigrattes for those smoking ladies who needs to suck Cigrattes to smoke and burn the roll into ashes...That way, I made a joke of men to make Amala happy, to give her a fair deal.

Hey Ravi,

You seem to be emphasizing about the Sucking mechanism more in Smoking.
But I think the Sucking action is not as important as the Inhaling.
From what I know guys say that the inhaling is what that gives the kick.
Dont forget the Blowing mechanism too.
All 3 phases are important..Sucking,Inhaling and Blowing.Only then we can say its a well done Job.

 

[amala]

Hey people,

Please don't antagonise each other (Ravi why are you picking on Rekka now?). As Rekka said I am not happy with Biswa's analogy at all.

Please let it be. Let the person who started this gem of an analogy speak. We have all said enough.

Thank you.