Rajini Jokes

[DrBarani]

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its a bird, its a Plane, its Superman, ITS RAJINIKANTH!!!

Face it, Rajini Rules! Everything! Hence, it is only proper that we dedicate a thread to his greatness. Many of these oneliners are vetted and rehashed from other sites.
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Once Rajini and a Watch had a race. Rajini came first, second and third. Guess what, the Watch is STILL running!
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Once Rajini and God had a fight. God went up in sky!
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intel has a new chip - Rajini inside
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Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
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Rajinikanth can answer a missed call
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[DrBarani]

Some magicans can walk on water, Rajinikant can swim through land

When you are surprised you say "Oh my God!". When God is surprised he says "Oh my Rajinikanth!"

Rajinikant can make 2 minute noodles in 1 minute

If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth

 

[DrBarani]

A Cop stopped Rajini for overspeeding. Rajini let him go without giving a ticket.

How do you top IITJEE? Just write "Rajini" as answer for every question!

Rajini ordered rotis in a restaurant. The waiter brought 253 rotis. Rajini said "what, you think I am an elephant? Take away the top 2 rotis!"

How Rajini shoots a villain?

http://www.punjabiportal.com/articl...10/rajnikant-shoot-thru-wall-illustration.jpg

 

[srinikarthik]

RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG
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LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA !!!!!!!!!!


*RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!





* GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA !!!!!!!


* DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:

WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!


* RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD......THUS....................... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!


* THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????



BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....


* BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!!

EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!!

*AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE



RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA ....

*WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????

BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!



*ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....!

SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS

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SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


* THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY.................................

.......... RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!


*BREAKING NEWS:

ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.....!!

RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


* WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????

....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!


* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..

* Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

 

[DrBarani]

Proof found for Lord Rajinishwara!

http://www.bharatmatha.com/Rajini-is-God.jpg

 

[kunjuppu]

rajanikanth was asked to tell a joke...

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..................................... and he told a DrBarani joke

 

[renuka]

Dear Dr Barani,

I remember there was one Rajini Movie where he was called Barani.
So Dr Barani, you forgot that Rajini even knew the future that one Dr Barani will be writing about him..Mind It!!!!

 

[DrBarani]

Dear Dr Barani,

I remember there was one Rajini Movie where he was called Barani.
So Dr Barani, you forgot that Rajini even knew the future that one Dr Barani will be writing about him..Mind It!!!!

It is truly a honour that he used my name! His movies are always fun that even my parents sit and watch them in the afternoons!

The most important point is, he is a modest person, simple dressed, simple looking, he goes for cricket matches without even wearing a hair-piece on his head. He is a gentleman in spite of reaching great fame and position.

 

[srinikarthik]

Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.

Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile

Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover.

Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.

Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.

Rajinikanth can make onions cry.

Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.

The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.

Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.

Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.

Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The result? Mother Teresa.

Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.

Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.

Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.

Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.

Rajinikant can lick his elbows.