Sardarji joke from a real Sardarji; Kushwant Singh

[sarang]

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From his book Khushwantnama: The Lessons of my life.

President Zail Singh was operated on in the same Texan hospital as his predecessor, Sanjiva Reddy. When taken to the operating theatre, the chief surgeon asked the President: ‘Are you ready?’

‘No, I am not,’ he replied. ‘I am Zail Singh.’

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

dear Mr. Sarang,
Can we have more original (Agmark!)
sardarji jokes from the horse's mouth??? :ear:

 

[Anand Manohar]

Smt VR

Have you heard that one about two Sardars playing chess?
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Well, that's the joke itself !!!!!! Got it ?

Guruvethunai
Yay Yem

 

[Raji Ram]

I am thankful to the sardarji jokes because they provide lot of material for my 'chella aRivoLi' jokes. :ranger:

 

[Raji Ram]

For a change... A very intelligent Sardarji!

A sardarji walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two

weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to a new Rolls

Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for

the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are

very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you

were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow

$5,000?" Sardarji replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"

Source: Sardar Jokes

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Smt VR

Have you heard that one about two Sardars playing chess?
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Well, that's the joke itself !!!!!! Got it ?

Guruvethunai
Yay Yem

A game with no moves and no one either winning or losing??? :loco:

 

[sarang]

This story is real; at least in the sense that the originator is a party to the episode.

About ten years ago, I wanted to buy a new car and while doing an internet survey of models, price, performance and complaints, came across harpreet's letters to his dealer.

This is what Harpreeet had to say about his Ford car.

The car AC was over active and he was shivering and freezing while driving. He complained to the dealer and told him to fit a thermostat or take the car back. The dealer (same jati) advised him to keep the window open, which was rejected by harpreet as the manual said to keep the windows up. And the wise dealer advised him to keep both the ac and the heater on. Harpreet wanted to know how to do this.

Second complaint: Harpreet's car was white. Its top was turning yellow. The dealer suggested a fiberglass/chemical coat to protect the paint. This was done; but the yellowing continued. The second exchange of letters between and harpreet and the dealer on over-painting, stripping fiberglass and repainting, sharing of costs were hilarious.

Even today mere mention of 'harpreet' makes us burst into a loud laugh even when we are in a sullen mood.

 

[renuka]