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Think or sink!

People have very high ideals in life.. ..:bump2::

to earn a name, fame, fortune, degree, power, position etc.

There is one Polish woman who wants to loved physically

by at least 100, 000 sexually strong men :scared:

for a minimum of 20 minutes (!!!) each :faint:

That is roughly equal to 33,333 hours or

1390 days or 4 years of non-stop-love-making!!! :wacko:

Will she not end up becoming another Jarasandan by then???

OF NOT, she can solve the world's major problem ... the raping.

She can reach her target faster and the other women

can go about doing their business feeling perfectly safe.

BUT WHO will bring those people together????
 
Chaayaa Sugar (NOT to be confused with 'Tea with sugar!')


The story of Chaaya Sugar is interesting. I have read two versions till now.

One appears in the Venkatesa puraanam and the other in Devi Bhagavatam.

In the first one, The Sun God stops Sage Sugar from traveling heavenwards,

without leaving behind a sat-putran to serve his father.

In the second version Sage Vyasa goes searching for his son Sugar who had left the earth

by flying away with his yoga sakthi. He cries out the name of Sugar till Siva takes pity on him

and creates a chaaya sugar as a replacement of the actual Sage Sugar.

Vyasa is still unhappy since he can only see the Chaayaa Sugar but not embrace him.

Well coming to the point, the Skype chat is the based upon the concept of Chaaya Sugar.

When you can't touch them, you can at least see them and talk to them.

When the real person is far away we have to satisfy ourselves with the virtual image.
 
Litle Vaun is amazed by the Skype chat.

He would respond best when we are shown on the laptop.

He would investigate behind the monitor to find out whether we are hiding there.

He would hug the monitor and kiss it or lick it all over - in a sudden surge of affection.

When shown on the big screen (42"???) he keeps walking backwards-

suddenly seeing the viswaroopam of the grand parents. :fear:

Yesterday my son used his smart phone for the chat.

The kutty fellow heard our voices but never smile once.

He must have been wondering how we became tiny Lilliput all of sudden.

So the size surely matters for successful and fruitful communication.

We all know the story of the Lilliput and the giants.
 
What a brilliant idea which will put to shame even Mohammad Bin Thuglak!!! :clap2:

Now in addition to the price hike there will be additional problems of

storing/ hoarding/ transporting a highly volatile liquid

giving rise to more accidents and mishaps!!! :scared:

Is he not aware of the fact that before the so called DRY DAYS

(holy days and holidays)
people stack themselves with enough bottles!!!:party:




No more petrol after 8 pm?

With rising imports and falling Rupee the Oil Minister suggests putting an end to 24 hour petrol pumps More
 
அப்புமாமி :

கல்லானாலும் கணவன்;
புல்லானாலும் புருஷன்!


குப்புமாமி:

அது பழமொழி .இது புது மொழி!!!

கள் குடித்தாலும் கணவன்!

ஃ புல் அடித்தாலும் புருஷன்!!
 
அப்புமாமி:

மாசமாசம் வந்த பையனை இப்பக் காணவே காணோமே!

வெளி நாட்டிலே இருந்தபோது தவறாமல் வந்தான்.

இப்போ சொந்த நாட்டுக்கு வந்த பின்னே என்ன கஷ்டம்?


குப்புமாமி:

சொந்த நாட்டுக்கு வந்தது தான் ரொம்பக் கஷ்டம் அவனுக்கு.

முந்தி எல்லாம் 'நானும் வரேன்'னு கூட யாரும் புறப்படமாட்டா.

இப்போ அப்படியா? காரிலே ஏறி உட்காந்தா என்ன செய்வான்?

பெண்டாட்டி வீட்டிலேயே சேர்ககமாட்டா ..:mmph:

அவனையும் அவனோடு வந்தவாளையும். :fear:
 
அப்புமாமி:

புருஷன் வேண்டும் ஆனா பிள்ளை வேண்டாம்!

என்ன பெண்களோ இந்தக் காலத்துப் பெண்கள்! :whoo:


குப்புமாமி:

அவசரப் படாதீங்கோ!

புருஷன் வேண்டாம் பிள்ளை வேணும்னு

சொல்லாம இருக்காளேன்னு சந்தோஷப்பங்டுகோ!!! :rolleyes:
 
Body language expresses itself automatically.

If we do not want a person to visit us,

we will not even look at their faces!!!

So the message gets across LOUD and CLEAR :horn:

without uttering a single word! :tape:
 

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