Think or sink!

[Raji Ram]

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With the minimal :spy: work we can find out who showers the stars! opcorn:

There is a possibility to belittle too, by awarding (!!) one star to whom one doesn't like!! :shocked:

 

[renuka]

Benefits of knowing words in other languages.

Ok here goes...it is not easy sitting down and reciting Maheswara Sutranis and memorizing it for the full study of Panini's rules of grammar..so last week I was reciting it loudly and realized that one line from the Sutrani actually sounded like a word in a Chinese Dialect....so I went on reciting that line Chinese style and my mum asked me "what language are you learning now?? Sanskrit or Chinese?"

So pick up which ever words we can ..we will never know how it will aid our study of anything in future.

But just don't ask me what that Chinese Dialect word means!LOL

 

[Raji Ram]

.......... ஆடுற மாட்டை ஆடிக் கறக்கணும்!

பாடுற மாட்டைப் பாடிக் கறக்கணும்!!

ஓடற மாட்டை ஓடிக் கறக்கணுமோ? :decision:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Knowing a number of languages in which the same word has

different meanings sometimes creates funny situations.

My old maid when I was in A.P. told me one day,

"Repu nenu panikki raanu.
(I will not come for work tomorrow)


Repu meera jesukkondi.
(You manage the work by yourself tomorrow)

Repu oka pendlikki velladam thappathu!"
(There is wedding which I have to attend tomorrow)

My mother got confused and asked me after she left,

"Whom did that old woman rape so many times today?" :rofl:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Repu in Telugu actually means tomorrow

and not any crime as my mother feared.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Randi is another confusing word.

In Telugu it is the respectful expression "Please come in"

In Hindi it is scolding word in a very bad taste.

 

[renuka]

Knowing a number of languages in which the same word has

different meanings sometimes creates funny situations.

My old maid when I was in A.P. told me one day,

"Repu nenu panikki raanu.
(I will not come for work tomorrow)


Repu meera jesukkondi.
(You manage the work by yourself tomorrow)

Repu oka pendlikki velladam thappathu!"
(There is wedding which I have to attend tomorrow)

My mother got confused and asked me after she left,

"Whom did that old woman rape so many times today?" :rofl:

LOL!

This reminded me of a joke I saw once in a Tamil movie where a Andhra Pradesh girl tells this Tamil comedian..Rape ke Ra..I think she meant Come Tomorrow.

He knew that Ra meant Come in Telegu..and hearing the word Rape he thought she wants him to rape her and he actually did that!

 

[renuka]

Randi is another confusing word.

In Telugu it is the respectful expression "Please come in"

In Hindi it is scolding word in a very bad taste.

Ha Ha Ha..I was just going to write this...Randi means Commercial Sex Worker in Hindi!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

She suffered with fever and body pain for over two weeks

before finally going to the doctor and getting some antibiotics.

The reason she gave was ...

she was afraid to travel to the doctor sitting on the pillion seat of the scooter.

Her friendly neighbor told her,

"You could have gone by an auto in stead of suffering unnecessarily!"

She admitted sheepishly that the thought never struck her really.

The reason for this dull thinking....???

The thought of an auto will occur only when the family needs a mini van.

The thought of a mini van will occur only when the family needs a lorry.

Small wonder that this simple idea never occurred to her.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Ha Ha Ha..I was just going to write this...Randi means Commercial Sex Worker in Hindi!

Do some people offer free service -if they are not commercial??? :couch2:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

LOL!

This reminded me of a joke I saw once in a Tamil movie where a Andhra Pradesh girl tells this Tamil comedian..Rape ke Ra..I think she meant Come Tomorrow.

He knew that Ra meant Come in Telegu..and hearing the word Rape he thought she wants him to rape her and he actually did that!

I am sure the fellow never an invitation in the first place.

But the correct expression is "Repu raa!" or "Repatiki raa!"

and there is NO need for the ke in between repu and raa.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

ஓடற மாட்டை ஓடிக் கறக்கணுமோ? :decision:

Don't ask ME! I have been doing it all my life!!! :llama:

 

[Raji Ram]

She suffered with fever and body pain for over two weeks

before finally going to the doctor and getting some antibiotics..........

The moral of the story:

Have one 'AsthAna' auto for visiting the doctor, without depending on anyone!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Either get the milk first and then to my heels

or run along with and try to extract the milk

daring the horns and the kicks of the cow.

munnaale ponaa muttum! :scared:

pinnale ponaa othaikkum :fear:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

The moral of the story:

Have one 'AsthAna' auto for visiting the doctor, without depending on anyone!

Asthaana auto will make her face the music
for the rest of her life from
the not-so-asthana-singer-husband! :rant:

 

[Raji Ram]

The worst punishment a lady can get from the Almighty is a husband without any consideration! :tsk:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

The worst punishment a lady can get from the Almighty is a husband without any consideration! :tsk:

The real pity is that the majority of the Indian ladies fall in this category.

They are just living extensions of the gas stove, the washing machine, the wet

grinder, the broom and the mop. They are not real human beings with a body, a mind,

emotions, intelligence and real problems. :ballchain:

The other extreme is the hypochondriac who make a lot of noise and fuss :drama:

and get the work done by the poor unsuspecting men in the house and manage to

take care of themselves very well. :heh:

 

[renuka]

Do some people offer free service -if they are not commercial??? :couch2:

Men and Women offer free services all the while in MARRIAGE!LOL

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

I guess we get who we deserve!!!

Karma establishing Dharma??? :noidea:

But what surprises me is the fact

all the husbands of :drama: wives trust them implicitly

and the husbands of the suffering wives never trust them! :hand:

Am I getting confused with the cause and effect here???

Is it the implicit trust that develops the :drama: talents???

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Men and Women offer free services all the while in MARRIAGE!LOL

I also know people who use it as a trump card!!!
Others make it a bonded slavery...whether interested or not!!!

 

[renuka]

Originally Posted by Raji Ram

The worst punishment a lady can get from the Almighty is a husband without any consideration![/COLOR]

Dear RR ji,

Don't blame the Almighty...you see when we buy a car from the showroom..at first it works well..after a few years its start to malfunction.

Some same way with humans..after a while brains of certain men start to malfunction.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Gold and Diamonds are inseparable!
We have both G and D in the G.D!!
I have noticed several times that
whenever G makes its appearance
D follows immediately or precedes its entry !!!
Lovely combination of G and D resulting in
the diamond studded gold diadems! :spy:

 

[renuka]

Others make it a bonded slavery...whether interested or not!!!

Dear VR ji,

But just say the husband decides to get bonded labour of slavery form from other resources the very same wife who was crying "bonded slavery" would scream and throw a fit!LOL

So the slave wants to "own" the master too!Ha Ha Ha..

So who is the real slave??

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Dear RR ji,

Don't blame the Almighty...you see when we buy a car from the showroom..at first it works well..after a few years its start to malfunction.

Some same way with humans..after a while brains of certain men start to malfunction.

Malfunction in the Male (brain) function!!!

 

[renuka]

Malfunction in the Male (brain) function!!!

What do you call a Malfunctioning Male Brain??

Malevolent