Think or sink!

[Visalakshi Ramani]

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Oh! That nephew is my son!

I remember. Who else can give such original replies? :clap2:

I wasn't sure whether I can reveal his identity! :decision:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

A change from the daily routine is

always welcome whether it means

or :couch2: or :roll: or :typing:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

The force of habit dies hard.

Get up at 4 - 30 A.M for making coffee

you will wake up at the dot of the hour even when

you don't have to make hot coffee!

(Even if you have stayed up very late the previous day)

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

When the togetherness becomes stifling and suffocating

a little separation will do good for everyone. :bolt:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

The power is cut off at 6 A. M sharp!
People can get up and go about their chores.
BUT they invariably prefer to sleep some more!
The more we have... the more we need.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

dear Renu!
The gold and diamond combination again!
I told you so dear!!
It is unmistakable!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

How is this topic
"God Exists"
different from this one
"God does exist"!
To me it looks a grammar session!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

WHY are the girls so foolish?

Who can walk confidently on the shoes in the left??

One wrong step and the ankle will become useless!

One long step and the nose may be broken due to the nose dive!!

The body shape gets changed. The center of gravity gets displaced!

All for the sake of adding a few inches to your height.

The shoes may add to your height but they also bring to light

your deficiency or defect of lack of confidence. Right???

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

The worst combination will be
one of these shoes + the B***st job!
The perfect way to stumble and topple!!!

 

[Raji Ram]

Dear Sis,

The thinking style of kids in our family made me write 'மழலைப் பேச்சு' serial!

Starts from post # 136 in this page: இலக்கணமே போ! புதுக்கவிதையே வா!

 

[Raji Ram]

The force of habit dies hard...........

This and the following posts will make the sharp readers find out what is happening!! :laser:

 

[Raji Ram]

Mr. X told his friend, 'God exists!'

The friend asked, 'Oh! Is it?'

Then Mr. X said, 'Yes! God does exist!' :decision:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Poor poor top-heavy but top-story-light society women!!!:tsk:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Mr. Y asked,
"Do you say so?"
Mr. X his friend replied,
"I DO say so!"

 

[Raji Ram]

Men too wish to increase their height! But deceptively!

Warning: Girls! Before selecting your 'soul mate', make sure he get off his shoes! :lol:

Source: Walking Tall

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

The leggy lass wants to make her legs longer

but her skirt is often shorter than her shoes.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Very convenient for the nimble-fingered boy friends!!! :heh:

 

[Raji Ram]

Mr. Y asked,
"Do you say so?"
Mr. X his friend replied,
"I DO say so!"

Dad used to say this.

One chief minister (won't tell his name!) of T N answers in English!

The visiting delegate asks, 'Who is the chief minister?'

The C M replies, 'I IS the chief minister!'

Delegate: 'Oh! So you are the chief minister, are you, sir?'
C M: 'Yes! Yes! I ARE the chief minister!!' ound:

 

[Raji Ram]

Oh, dear Sis! Not again!! :nono:

Those cuties appear umpteen times on the PC screen automatically!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Men too wish to increase their height! But deceptively!

Warning: Girls! Before selecting your 'soul mate', make sure he get off his shoes! :lol:

Source: Walking Tall

Make sure whether he will be your
soul-mate or just a sole-mate!!! :becky:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Oh, dear Sis! Not again!! :nono:

Those cuties appear umpteen times on the PC screen automatically!

I never saw them till now!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Make sure whether he will be your
soul-mate or just a sole-mate!!! :becky:

This man will be more worried

to lose his sole than his soul!

 

[zebra16]

Mr. X told his friend, 'God exists!'

The friend asked, 'Oh! Is it?'

Then Mr. X said, 'Yes! God does exist!' :decision:

A joke in a similar vein:

A: Only fools are certain of their statements.
B: Are you sure, A?
A: Absolutely

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

One honest and genuine doubt...

If unemployed moms make so much money sitting at home...opcorn:

where is the need to round up more people into the fold???:flock:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

They PRETEND as if they do not know each other-
even though they live in opposite houses in the same wing.

He will be looking at the ground as he speaks
with sharp cutting movements made with his index finger!

(Is he threatening someone on the mobile?)

She will be looking at the clouds though
she is standing with him in full visibility.

They are not even looking at each other.
They can't be talking to each other.

That is what you, I or anyone else will think until
he switches off his mobile and leaps on to his bike
and she switches off her mobile and quits from the balcony!

THIS happens every time and is too much of a coincidence
to pass off unnoticed except by their preoccupied/ worried parents.

WHAT is cooking dearies???