Think or sink!

[Visalakshi Ramani]

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PeN budhdhi pin budhdhi!
AaN budhdhi mun budhdhi
These statements were proved by the general public in one of the longest roads in Coimbatore city.
The ladies ( minus their helmets) went right in to the hands of the traffic police waiting for them!
They see neither to their front or to their sides when they ride like Jhansi ki Rani(s)
seated on a two wheeler instead of a four legged horse.
The gents were more cautious. The moment they saw some policemen and some ladies
(rounded up by them) they smelled a rat and took the nearest left/ right turn.
Survival of the fittest, fastest, cleverest and smartest! :clap2:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

In USA the traffic police wait for an ambush in the most unlikely spots - unseen by the motorists but seeing them all the time with their radar gun ready.
They always hold a doughnut in one hand and a mug (!) of coffee in the other - just to kill the time until their kill arrives and also may be to stay awake despite the solitude and long wait.
Eventually the doughnut transfers itself into their midriffs and we we can identify a policeman
( minus his uniform) in regular clothes by looking at the built-in-doughnut in his midriff.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

அங்கைப் புண்ணுக்கு ஆடியும் வேண்டுமோ?


(do we need a mirror to look at the wound in the palm = Do we need a discussion whether or nor leggings are ugly???

These images speak for themselves! Legging are the brassieres worn for the lower half of a female body! :yuck:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

When I saw some tubular thing hanging from the ceiling to the floor in a local shop I asked them what it was. It was a legging alright. I asked why it was so long! It was free size and will adjust to the shape of the body.
Wearing a socks is so difficult at time and getting into this long thing... I was amazed at the patience of some of the ladies. Leggings are for leggy lasses... those with crane legs and stork legs and with pencil thin body and no curves, bumps, swellings and bulges anywhere on their body.
Wearing theses just because some other people wear it is like
the domestic cat getting scorched to resemble a wild tiger! :moony:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

The wild cats and kitten for whom leggings were originally designed!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Leggings are for leggy lasses to lasso the drooling lads.

They are NOT for pachyderms and hippos walking on two legs! :faint:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

What will the arai-blade-pakkirisaami do when sees this woman. :decision:

The same thing you / I / anyone will be tempted to do. :evil:

He will hold the fine point of his handy ayudham you-know-where!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

To be or not to be alone???


I seek nothing but pure intellectual company;
Too much to ask for, when denied of any company!

Those who are intelligent, decided to keep off;
Those who are regular, also decided keep off.

The reason for their actions may be different;
But to me their the actions are not different.

The popular combination is 'fight or flight'!
Those who fight first, want to take to flight.

Those who do not fight also take to flight;
This is done, may be, out of sheer fright!

Two is company and three is a crowd.
But in God's good company I feel proud!

Visalakshi Ramani

( written on this lonely Sunday morning!)

 

[krish44]

Day has just started .

It is a sunday.

Most wake up late , have a laid back breakfast .

Browse newpapers before chatting on line

Savera jhitnihi thangeen hogi , uthni hi do pahar rangeen hogi .

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Day has just started .

It is a sunday.

Most wake up late , have a laid back breakfast .

Browse newpapers before chatting on line

Savera jhitnihi thangeen hogi , uthni hi do pahar rangeen hogi .

Day dawn at 5 A.M as susal.
The morning walk finished by 6- 30.
Hubby sahaeb went out once, came back home for B/F
and has gone out again to come back to eat lunch
and disappear again till it is supper time.
Bith the Sons did not / could not come for chat.
I could not get a glimpse of the sweet little kutties.
I did not even register that today is a Sunday.

Kaise hOga meraa isaa din rangeen?
kab ayEga suchmuch achche din??? :noidea:

What is a "laid back breakfast?" :ear:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Having already spent ~ 7 hours of today :roll:

I must be feeling what the lucky people will be feeling at 4 P.M.!

 

[krish44]

Day dawn at 5 A.M as susal.
The morning walk finished by 6- 30.
Hubby sahaeb went out once, came back home for B/F
and has gone out again to come back to eat lunch
and disappear again till it is supper time.
Bith the Sons did not / could not come for chat.
I could not get a glimpse of the sweet little kutties.
I did not even register that today is a Sunday.

Kaise hOga meraa isaa din rangeen?
kab ayEga suchmuch achche din??? :noidea:

What is a "laid back breakfast?" :ear:

Laid back - literally means lying back in bed and have breakfast in bed at 9-10 am unwashed unkempt.

There are many sites online to keep oneself occupied .

Did you see svetlana , with one ukraine parent performing kathak and dancing to hindi film songs?.It is available on you tube.

She teaches kathak dancing in ukraine and has a lot of students.

Her father is indian.

You can see a youtube post on 2008 melt down . how it happened on you tube.Its effect all over the world.

You can C.kanagasabapathi talking on enterprenuership in tamil nadu.

There is also a nice one on stalins last day on earth in his old mansion in countryside. Very heart moving.

One can keep oneself fully engaged.

It requires only a mindset to live by oneself without anyone.

Best live in a world of your own . Virtual world is far more interesting. It can keep one going without being unhappy .

If we leave people alone , they will automatically after sometime miss you as much you miss them and return on their own.

If we chase , they play hard to get mostly

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Dear Mr. krish,
Spending time is not a problem since time will manage to spend itself
by itself - whether we do or don't do anything.

Spending time usefully is a little more difficult.
Spending time productively is the most difficult.

I never chased people nor will I ever in the future. :nono:

I am vexed because the Internet has gone down
to a snail's speed while I try to work a rabbit's speed.

When I type Tamil transliteration very fast the words do not appear at all!
Or they may appear partly only to disappear quickly !

I know he travels fastest who travels alone.
I am used to solitude and its sweet comfort.

Spending time seeing what the other people do is not my line of activity.
Doing things by myself and doing them well is in my line of activity.

I managed to type the 11 slokas and their meanings in one of the longest dasakams in Sriman Naaraayaneeyam today - coaxing the snail to go faster and slowing down the rabbit so as to make them go in the same speed!

Eight more long dasakams to be completed and then I can relax a little.

If I want ( actually I don't want) to have a laid back breakfast,
may I know who is going to lay it for me???

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Thank you mr. krish for introducing me to the pretty and talented Svetlana Tulasi!

She looks very very Indian with the four refined qualities expected in a woman! :clap2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVnZHIO8MdE

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Doe-eyed-dainty-dilightful-dancing-damsel! :thumb:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Man must know when to spend and where to spend the hard earned money.
Some people throw money around like they used to do water in the past .
Others deny themselves even the minimum requirements and save like a sparrow for the winter. When there is a real need and we can very well afford it one must not think twice in spending on that.
We always run out of the high speed internet browsing. The plan opted is not sufficient for our use.
We never go to movies/ dramas/ hotels / parties. The only window to the world is this window.
It is cruel to deny what is our only source of knowledge and entertainment by trying to be a skinflint.
What X, Y or Z does not need either a P.C. or the Internet.
We can live and we must live our lives in our style.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Wonder of wonders! Thunder among thunders!!
The pattaa is being issued voluntarily to the CBEwale.

avan avan patta vaagap padum paattai naan aRiven!
athanaal ithanai namba mudiyavillai illai illai illai

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

House is a stationary elephant.
It eats as much of our money and uses
as much of our time as an elephant does.
And the result may not even be eye-catching!
Vexed by the slow Internet I used the entire morning
in cleaning and rearranging everything the house.
And no one seems to have noticed any changes!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

One of my wise siblings used to say this often!

"By the time a wedding proposal is finalized :argue:
the parents would be on the verge of getting divorced!"

I have observed one more similar happening between brothers!

"By the time the ancestral property gets sold the brothers
would be on the verge of exchanging blows!" :boxing:

(It is not about sharing the loot among themselves but because
each one thinks only he knows how to go about the dealings!)

 

[Raji Ram]

......... 1. Vexed by the slow Internet I used the entire morning
in cleaning and rearranging everything the house.
2. And no one seems to have noticed any changes!

1. Internet gobbles up a lot of time and the house will not be as clean as we wish it to be! :sad:

2. Not to worry! Soon, I shall spot ALL the changes! :spy:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

House is very clean - thanks to my loyal maid helper.
Things used often do not go back to where they belong.
So replacing them becomes a great job.
I guess I will have to devote one forenoon every week for
this sending-back-things-to-where-they-belong!
How many years since you have visited CBE??? :decision:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Gents as a rule lack power of observation.
Women would notice the tiniest changes!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

I got naughty with a forwarded mail. My comments are in green color!

The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language.
The A to z sentence! :thumb:

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Small wonder it never ever gets tired ! :blah:

Ants never sleep!
If they stop moving they will be eaten up by the other ants! :hungry:

“I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
How about "I sleep" ?

Coca-Cola was originally green.
Green drinks don't sell right? :yuck:

When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less.
By how many milli grams???

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
That 80% start and end with A will be more impressive right?

Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.
People can quarrel over this! :fencing:

Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
And when they flutter their eyelids wantonly??? :moony:

It is impossible to lick your elbow.
Was Andal wrong in singing "muzhangai vazhivaara" ? :shocked:

The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
Another record to it credit! :hat:

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky
That is why they decided to fly instead! :flypig:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
Did the horse throw him down and also dig a pit? :tsk:

A snail can sleep for three years.
No one will know the difference including the snail. :nono:


All polar bears are left handed.
What will happen if they were right handed like us? :scared:

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
How much are they saving by not giving food! opcorn:

Butterflies taste with their feet.
'Mouth in the foot' instead of 'the foot in the mouth'! :becky:

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Thank God for being foresighted! :hail:

In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
How about he two legged animal called Man?

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
Who intoxicates ants , how and why?

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
He thought people may prefer that to the dentist's chair. :fear:

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Cigarette was invented before the cigarette lighter! Right? :thumb:

Most lipstick contains fish scales.
How else can it glow? uke:

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
Sh! Not so loud! It may be added in the Aadhaar card! :nono:

 

[Raji Ram]

'Things' in the house are not robots! :nono:

Someone has to place it back where it has to be!

That is why I our grandfather used to say, almost everyday, 'eduththadhai eduththa idaththilE vekkaNum'!

P.S: May be, we were keeping everything everywhere!