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Think or sink!

I was in dire need of a plastic cover to keep an important certificate safe and unfolded.

I saw a paper cover under the medicine tray and pulled it out.

Lo and behold a new plastic cover exactly of the size I needed came out along with it.

I do not remember having put it there anytime before.

I think My Mom is around all the five of her children taking care of

our needs exactly the way she used to do when she was alive! :hail:

 
Do the cats think that dying in the garden / garage of our forum members would lead them straight to Heaven?? :plane:

Ram and I returned yesterday after a happy family reunion last week end, and felt some dead animal's smell through

the bedroom windows! A cat's dead body (might have happened two days back) was lying outside the house in between

the two bedrooms. OMG! We had to give it a decent burial. :rip:

I was reminded of the dead cat in Renu's garage, a few days back!!
 
my dear Raji,
Be thankful for the small mercies. :hail:
It was only a cat. What if it had been a donkey
or a horse or some such big animal! :scared:
P.S.
I guess the cat that gave up its ghost in Dr. Renu's garage had instructed
this cat about the choice of venue - since it happened to live in Chennai.

Thank God my flat does not have any side free to be called as my own since we are sandwiched on all the sides. So the animals may prefer to give up the ghost in the ancestral house but then I need not perform the last rites and funeral service. :rolleyes:
 
In my flat, the production department seems to be in full swing.

Today I saw two lizards playing hide and seek on the kitchen wall.

I dare not leave anything open even for a split second.

No one can say where they might jump in their amorous play!

Once while eating B/F in the hostel I felt something soft fall on my shoulder.

It seemed to be soft and fluffy like two thin long edges of a bread slice.

But when I turned to look at them, they happened to be two lizards!

I did not dare to find out the lizard prediction nor would believe it.

There was another lizard which managed to get into the rice tin.

Everyine I put my hand in to measure the rice to be cooked,

it will jump on to my hand and it will feel as light as the lather of soap.

I had a great difficulty in chasing it out of the 15 K.G tin

which is round, tall, smooth and with a tight fitting lid.

How and when it managed get into the tin is mystery till today.
 
Soon the flat may be filled with Kulliyans! :bump2:

குட்டி ​+ பல்லி ​+ சனியன் => குல்லியன் :confused:

Who said we can't have portmanteau words in Tamil??? :rolleyes:
 
Their household was neither cheerful nor colorful. :pout:

The dad had died long back. :rip:

The mom would not interact with anyone. :peep:

The daughter came away from her husband. :bolt:

The son must have got married long long ago! :tsk:

Suddenly may changes became obvious. :suspicious:

The daughter dressed herself in colorful chudidhars

and went for long morning walks humming tunes. :whistle:

The son seemed to be in command of the household

and finally at peace with himself and his lot.

The mother occupied her throne on the balcony

and spent her time watching the main gate for

the arrivals and departures of vehicles and people.

It did not make sense to me until I spoke to a very

shy, plump and smiling newcomer I met in the temple.

She was the newly married bride of the mature son.

The moment she has entered their household,

everybody else has become free of tension and chores. :dance:

Naari shakthi is NOT to be challenged by anyone, anytime ! :hail:

P.S.

To my knowledge no one was invited to the wedding nor intimated about it! :tape:
 
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What is the difference between a curve and a bulge??? :decision:

A curve is gentle while a bulge is shocking. :shocked:
A curve is cuddly while a bulge is choking. :faint:

A curve is pleasing while a bulge is ugly. :bolt:

A curve is in demand while a bulge is in command. :ohwell:
Know these differences young things :horn:

Ere you decide to wear a leggings!!! :rolleyes:
 
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Dear Raji,
Sure I got it this time.
I also noticed that to bring out the full beauty of this dress
either she must be always swirling like Sufi dancer or
she will need two kuttis to hold up the hem of the skirt
as far away from her as possible. :)
 
இன்றியமையாதவை:

வெந்தயக் குழம்பு செய்வதற்கு ஒரு கற்சட்டி.

கத்தரிக்காய் வதக்குவதற்கு இரும்புச் சீஞ்சட்டி .


இன்றி அமைபவை :

ஊர்வன, பறப்பன, ஓடுவன.

காரணம்??? மேலே படியுங்கள் !!! :rolleyes:
 
THIS is a real incident and luckily whoever ate that roasted brinjal are still alive today! :hail:

Those were the days of tiled roof with wooden beams supporting them from inside. There would plenty of hiding place for the small reptiles, large insects and lizards.

I have heard that even vipers used to gain entry and hang from the beams scaring the wits of the people when they tried to reach a match box kept in one of those secret spaces.

One day brinjal fry was made as the side dish for the venthayak kuzhambu.
(A very famous combination!!! right???) :hungry:

The eldest of the 8 children spent half an hour in roasting the brinjal in the iron pan until they got almost charred! (kaanthalum thani ruchi! right?)

The curry was extra tasty and everyone relished the wonderful combination on that day.

When the mother and the eldest daughter sat to eat, they found that one of the brinjal pieces had many legs and a long tail with a sting. :shocked:

They became violently sick even before they tasted that fateful curry while those who really ate the curry had gone back to school after eating lunch.

It was really wonderful that all the seven children came back home in the evening walking on their own legs. Oh what a relief to the troubled mother and Didi!!!

The ONLY reason I can think of is that the scorpion poison ( like snake venom) affects only when it gets mixed with the blood circulation and not when ingested and digested by the robust children!
 
Enjoy the comforts of a Senior Citizen Complex in your own home!

The couple at 80+ and 80 (-) and are independent!
They have three daughters well educated and well placed.
One of them has bought a flat for the old couple.
The other two give them financial support.
The thatha walks for 90 + minutes while the patti walks for 60 + minutes.
They are both stand straight without any bending or bulging.
The servant cleans the house and washes their clothes.
So they have their own senior citizen complex at their own flat
at their own terms and affordability! :thumb:
 
I know another old couple who are well taken care of by their children
even though they do not really deserve it since they never cared for
their parents or took care of them for one single day!

The son has given them a posh flat in a central area of the city.
The Son in law shells Rs 10 K every month for their maintenance.

YET they are not happy despite eating special diabetic bananas
at the cost of Rs 40 a day and other similar costly eating habits.

Another person in their place would have lived a simple contented life
and not fleeced the good natured son and son in law!

 
One does not need any form of cosmetic surgery to get rid of fine lines and to get a healthy complexion.
There is a free way..that is to reverse the effects of gravity on the face!

The headstand!

I have started doing headstand only after 1 year of daily Yoga of other poses and got the confidence to venture into the King of the poses.... it make a great difference to face.

Watch fine lines vanish..dark circles around eyes get less evident and face muscles look toned and hair too looks better.

The increased blood supply to the face and brain does help even to ward off any moody feeling/depression.

Worth it to practice it daily for just 1 minute a day.

Some even recommend to mentally chant AUM while doing the headstand.

Caution: Those with hypertension,glaucoma,retinal problems should not do headstand.

Note: Yoga books mention about its anti aging properties cos of the reversal of gravity effect...but they do not mention about its effects on breasts!

Since the face looks more toned..no sagging face muscles..so I guess it should prevent age related sagging breasts.

So all females and guys with man boobs..you might want to give the headstand a shot...no need to see a doc for a boob job!LOL
 
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Raji Ram said:
Dear Renu,

Mamas are happy to go semi-clad to temples, whatever their 'looks' might be!!

So........... NO headstand for them! :nono:
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Dear RR ji,

Mamas have the right to get toned..so they will look better with bare chest at temples.

RR ji..since you are not too pleased with the sight of bare chested mamas at temples..what if the mamas had 6 packs and toned pectoral muscles(chest muscles) like this pic....then would you complain?LOL

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Can we reap the same benefits without risking the neck ( literally)

by just hanging waist down from a table or a cot??? :decision:

I know one grand old man who was a wonderful head-stander

but he has severe constipation problem since he was

standing more on his head than on his legs and

his body got confused which way was down!!!:rolleyes:
 
Dear Renu and Raji,

You must visit Guruvaayoor temple to see the assortment of male bodies
and get duly shocked, mentally shouting "Enda Amme!" :faint:

I got lost in the crowd while doing pradakshiNam when I was 10 years old.

I still shudder thinking of the moist flesh of all the mamas in the crowd...:flock:

not to forget their fragrance reminding me of rancid tender coconut water! :yuck:
 

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