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Think or sink!

இது எப்படி இருக்கு???

“ஒரு நாளாவது…. ஹூஹும்!!!”

ஒரு மனிதன் தினமும் அதே சினிமா பார்க்க வருவான்.

ஒரு டிக்கெட் எடுத்தது உள்ளே செல்வான்.

ஒரு காட்சி முடிந்ததும் வெளியேறி விடுவான்.

நண்பன் அதிசயித்துக் கேட்டான்,

” தினமும் தவறாமல் பார்க்கும்படி

அதில் அப்படி என்ன தான் இருக்கு?”

“கதாநாயகி ஆற்றில் குளித்துவிட்டுக்

கரை ஏறும்போது சரியாக ஒரு ரயில் வருகிறதே!

அந்த சனியன் பிடித்த ரயில் என்றாவது

ஒரு நாளாவது லேட்டாக வருமா என்று பார்க்கிறேன்”

பின் குறிப்பு.

இது நடந்தது சுமார் ஐம்பது ஆண்டுகளுக்கும் முன்பு…

கதாநாயகிகள் உடல் அழகைக் காட்சிப் பொருள் ஆக்கும் முன்பு!
 
Paradoxes in real life!

The offended may forgive.
But the offender … never!

He shouts the loudest…
who has nothing to convey.

No cloth is too fine for the moth to devour.

History

The only thing we learn from History is that

“We do not learn from History!”

Otherwise why will History repeat itself at regular intervals?!


 
The real trouble with the serious serial watchers is this! :whoo:

Their concept of a normal woman is one who sheds copious tears
all day long and for everything under the Sun, the Moon and the Stars. :Cry:

They feel that the strong silent and the silent women can not be real women.
Those who can think lucidly and make quick decisions cant be real women.

Woe to the woman who differs from the mental image of these fundamental men! :pout:
 
A real woman is one
who looks like a girl,
who behaves like a lady,
who thinks like man and
who works like a dog!!

LOL!

If a woman still looks like a girl...there is something really wrong with her endocrine system.

Behave like a lady..its optional...cos lady like can be boring!

Thinks like a man...well...I feel we females have a finer thinking capacity than males..we are even capable of multiple orgasm so why devolve?

Works like a dog...no need..she should bite like a "bitch" if a man refuses to follow her orders!LOL
 
Travel is the time when we meet interesting people
who are also interested in listening to us!

I will catch up with all those people one by one!

The boy had a huge backpack and a stubble for a beard.
He was softly humming VarALi rAgA with great proficiency.

While I enjoyed the divine unsung but hummed music
the Chinese man meddling with his smartphone found it very disturbing.

The boy was lost in his own world and was unaware of
both these opposing reactions he was creating.

Just as he was about to leave his seat to go and board the flight,
I congratulated him and he WAS learning classical carnatic music
from one of the greatest lady teachers in Mumbai!

OMG! You mean to say he was humming in front of others?

Isnt that inconsiderate cos it might irritate anyone...its a public place not his house.
 
LOL!

If a woman still looks like a girl...there is something really wrong with her endocrine system.

Behave like a lady..its optional...cos lady like can be boring!

Thinks like a man...well...I feel we females have a finer thinking capacity than males..we are even capable of multiple orgasm so why devolve?

Works like a dog...no need..she should bite like a "bitch" if a man refuses to follow her orders!LOL

Be as innocent as a girl,
be as gentle as a lady,
be as unbiased as a man
and be as hard working as a dog! :)

 
Food for thought quotes by Helen Rowland

A man marries a woman to escape from many others and then
chases many others to forget that he is married to one.

Before his marriage many women chase him. ( to hook???)
After his marriage he chases many other women!(the Crook???)


Never trust a husband too far and a bachelor too near.
'Out of sight is out of mind' and 'Proximity increases attraction!' Right?


One man's folly is another man's wife.
Is one woman's 'lucky escape' another woman's 'husband'?


 
The lady sitting next to me was wafer thin! Her age can not be guessed correctly by me.

She had no make up or bindi or anything to show hat she is a woman.She wore a pair of pants and a sweater and sported a short pony tail.

She is from a rich business man's family and is on the path of yoga. She is learning Raja yoga for anger management, since 1990s!

I thought that if only she knew how to channelize the spurt of energy created by anger this long walk on the lonely path of Raja yoga may not be necessary at all.

When angry catch up with the most tiring work kept pending for long. Or sing/ dance/ play drums/ throw down the unbreakable things! Or watch cartoons/ humorous movies/ listen to soothing music .

Do anything to get the anger out of your system without blowing your top! :)

 
அவள் யார்???

வருகிறவர் போகிறவர் கால்களை எல்லாம்
ஏக்கத்துடன் பார்க்கும் அவள் யார்???

பல்லைப் பார்த்தால் பல் டாக்டர்.

காலைப் பார்த்தால்…..
செருப்புத் தைக்கும் தொழிலாளியின் மனைவி!

அறுந்த வாருடன், பாலிஷ் தேவைப்படும் ஷூவுடன்
ஏதேனும் கால்கள் வருகின்றனவா?

வந்தால் தானே இரவு வீட்டில் அடுப்பு எரியும்!!!
 
Peaceful coexistence!

When the son is very young his father is a Super hero! He is the strongest man, the tallest man, the most handsome and gifted man.

He can do everything under the Sun! The boy is all admiration for his dad! A few years roll by. Now the child is teenager and his worst enemy is his father!

Always telling him what to do and what not to do! A real pain in the neck! There are constant show-downs and a lot of friction between them!

More years roll by and the son is 30+ now. He knows now what it is to be father of his son and what it was to be a son of his father years back.

He accepts his father now. They learn to live side by side as good friends. Finally there is peaceful coexistence and amity between the two!
 
Posting in the three threads in this section will continue as usual
but the timing may vary depending on the things to be done on that day.

Now I have reached the next set of 108 steps.
Here each step is something to be done on each day! :roll:
 
My dear Raji,
The forum relaxes me after the heavy load of work :)
- which apparently I may have to do all by myself! :(
All work and no posting will make me a dull dame! :rolleyes:
 
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food for thoughts quotes by Helen Rowland:

Some widows are bereaved, others relieved.
(I myself had wondered once, whether to condole or congratulate a petite widow
after seeing the way she was ill treated by her towering and over bearing husband.)

Wedding: The point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
(I hope he does not end up eating the once-toasted and now-roasted wife.)

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.
(So the right person transforms a house into a home! Right?)
 
The origin of Olympics.

Man and war are inseparable!

Men simply have to invade into another person’s personal space, personal land, territory, village, country…whichever is possible!


Eventually the God of War got sick and tired of these constant wars. He wanted the real wars to be converted to mock wars between the countries… retaining the love for one’s country and patriotism, fighting for a title, but all these all without bloodshed and violence.

That was when Olympics was born!

Everything is warlike-right from the preparation but the properties used are not deadly weapons!
What a wonderful idea has been conceived by the God of War!
 
இது எப்படி இருக்கு?

நான்கு சகோதரர்கள்.

முதலவரும், மூன்றாமவரும்
இறையடி சேர்ந்து விட்டனர்.

நான்காமவரும் மறைந்தார்.
நாற்பது மைல் தொலைவில்

வசிக்கும் இரண்டாமவர்
பார்க்கச் செல்ல வில்லை!

பத்து அன்றும் செல்லவில்லை!
சுப ஸ்வீகாரம் அன்றும் அவர்

அந்த வீட்டுக்குச் செல்லவில்லை.
அந்தத் தம்பியின் மனைவியே இவர்

வீட்டுக்கு வரவிரும்பியபோதும்
முகத்தில் அடித்தபோல சொன்னார்

“சாஸ்திரத்தில் அதற்கு இடமில்லை!”
சாஸ்திரம் என்ன ஒன் வே டிராஃபிக்கா?

இவர்களுக்கு இல்லாத சாஸ்திரம்
அவர்களுக்கு மட்டும் எங்கிருந்து வந்தது???
 
இது எப்படி இருக்கு???

“ஒரு தடவையாவது….!!!”

அதிசயமாக நிஜமான இளம் தம்பதியர்!!!

பெண்ணின் கண்களில் குறும்பு கொப்பளித்தது.

மருதாணிக் கைகளில் குலுங்கும் வளையல்கள்.

ஒன்பது கஜப் புடவையில் அழகான பொம்மை போலவே!

புதுக் கணவன் தாலி கட்டியதும் படையோட்டம் போல்

எல்லோரும் ஜம்ப் பண்ணி மேடை மேலே கை குலுக்க!

கணவனின் கசின் கை குலுக்கினான் ஓ கே!

கணவனின், கசினின், மச்சானின், தம்பியும் கூடவா?

ஒரு தடவையாவது எப்படியாவது

அந்தத் தளிர்க் கரத்தைப் பற்ற வேண்டும்

என்ற ஆவல் அனைவர் முகத்திலும்

எழுதி ஒட்டி இருந்தது பெரிய எழுத்தில்.

சபலம்…….சுலபம் ஆனது!
 
A showdown!

The hero of this story lived in a village bordering a wild forest. He was destined to be a lucky hunter! Wherever he would spread his net, he was sure to catch a deer.

He hated the life of hunter-killing innocent animals for their flesh and skin! He decided to have a showdown with the God of Destiny!


The man caught fine deer in his net which he had spread in the forest. He kept a portion for himself and presented the rest of the deer to the villagers.


The next day he spread his net in front of his hut. A deer came out of the forest just to get caught in the net! The whole village enjoyed the feast of deer flesh.


On the third day he spread the net on the roof of his hut. Surely no deer would climb on the thatched roof of a hut.

The God of Destiny was puffing and cursing since he had to carry a deer to place it in the net. He climbed on the fragile roof, carrying the heavy deer and somehow climbed down unhurt after placing the deer in the net.

On the fourth day the man spread his net on top of a tree full of thorn on its trunk. The God of Destiny had a tough time, puffing, panting, cursing and bleeding before his supreme task was completed and the deer was placed in the net.

On the fifth day the man spread the net on top of a tall tree and smeared its trunk with Castor oil.


Destiny had finally met his match. To carry a deer and climb a tall thin tree smeared with caster oil!


He ran to the hut of the man, knelt to the man praying him to spare him of any further troubles!


A God kneeling down to a man!!!


The man agreed to spare the God of Destiny of any further troubles – provided he would rewrite his own destiny.


The God of Destiny promptly agreed.


Both of them were happy to get off each other’s throat at last.
 
Detachment:
The ability remain aloof as if things happening around is of NO IMPORTANCE to oneself!
There is a popular saying to define this attitude and it gores thus
"Yarukku vantha viruntho endRu iruppathu! " :yawn:
The self realized soul become a mere saakhi ...
watching without feeling and without helping!:couch2:
 
How did we end up with thousandS of photos and hundreds of albums??? :wacko:
In those good old days of reel films and dark room developing and printing
how much of money has been blown in these phtoes!
What will I do with them???
How can we dump or destroy the photos-
even after scanning and preserving them on a C.D??? :dizzy:
 
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