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Think or sink!

Some of the beautiful trans genders!

"LIVE AND LET LIVE THE OTHERS ALSO!"

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சிறியதும், பெரியதும்! உணவு அருந்த அழைத்தார்கள்
உள்ளன்புடன் ஒரு வீட்டினர்.
மெல்லிய இனிய இசை ஒலிக்க,
மெல்லிய விளக்கொளி ஒளிர
வீடு ஒரு கோவில் போல இருக்க,
வீண் போகவில்லை எங்கள் பயணம்.
உணவும் வீட்டுத் தயாரிப்பு என்பதால்
காணவும் இனிமை, உண்ணவும் சுவை!
எல்லாம் முடிந்ததும் நாங்கள் விடை
சொல்லிக் கொண்டு கிளம்பும் வேளை
பெரியவருக்குப் போகவே மனம் இல்லை,
“இருந்து விடலாமா நான் இங்கேயே?”
நல்ல கேள்வி கேட்டார் இவர் என்றால்
செல்லக் குட்டியும் உடனே சொல்கிறாள்,
“இருந்து விடுகிறேன் நானும் இங்கேயே!”
விருந்துக்கு வந்த இடத்தில் தங்கி விடுவதா??? :shocked:
 
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The colourful gummy bears!
His mother was at her wit’s end,

The little boy would not amend;


He hated the very sight of his potty,

He was extremely noisy and naughty;


Nothing could make him budge,

Not even a Sundae or a fudge;


How can he enter into a play school

Unless he is ready for that school?


He was made an offer excellent,

By his parents who were intelligent;


Every time he used his potty

A sweet was given to the naughty!


Every time he peed in his potty

A sweet was given to the naughty!


He got fully weaned from his diaper!

Who can resist this kind of an offer?


He uses potty every second hour,

Much to the relief of his mother!


The carrots to the end of a stick tied,

Never fails in its mission when tried!!! :rolleyes:

P.S

The younger brother of this kid did not care for gummy bears!
So the reward for using the potty was changed to vegan M & M candy.

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Visalakshi Ramani said:
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The colourful gummy bears!
His mother was at her wit’s end,

The little boy would not amend;


He hated the very sight of his potty,

He was extremely noisy and naughty;


Nothing could make him budge,

Not even a Sundae or a fudge;


How can he enter into a play school

Unless he is ready for that school?


He was made an offer excellent,

By his parents who were intelligent;


Every time he used his potty

A sweet was given to the naughty!


Every time he peed in his potty

A sweet was given to the naughty!


He got fully weaned from his diaper!

Who can resist this kind of an offer?


He uses potty every second hour,

Much to the relief of his mother!


The carrots to the end of a stick tied,

Never fails in its mission when tried!!! :rolleyes:

P.S

The younger brother of this kid did not care for gummy bears!
So the reward for using the potty was changed to vegan MM candy.

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OMG! Food should not be used a as reward for a child..especially candy..this will create an impression in the brain that food =pleasure and lead to over eating and obesity in later life especially when facing distressing situations.

If you know the person who is applying this strategy tell them to stop it right away.
 
renuka said:
OMG! Food should not be used a as reward for a child..especially candy..this will create an impression in the brain that food =pleasure and lead to over eating and obesity in later life especially when facing distressing situations.

If you know the person who is applying this strategy tell them to stop it right away.
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Dear Renu,
Please do not worry about comfort eating leading to obesity!.
The parents slowly weaned him out of the gummy bears
once the habit of using the potty took deep roots.
As for the younger kid, he too is weaned off M & M Candy.
Whether or not we promise food as an incentive, people still think that
two of the greatest pleasures in life are eating and mating!
Thirumanthiram refers to them as "Aunthuthal" and "Porunthuthal"
 
Buffet :hungry:

(CAN IT BE RIGHTLY CALLED AS 'PUFF'EAT???) :rolleyes:

உடல் வீங்கி விடுகிறார்கள் இங்கு
உள்ள மனிதர்கள் எல்லோருமே!

“அடித்து இறக்குவது” என்று கேட்டுள்ளேன்!
அதை நேரில் கண்டேன் உணவு விடுதியில்!

கொடுத்த பணத்துக்கு வஞ்சனை இன்றி
அடித்து இறக்குகிறார்கள் உணவை உள்ளே!

பத்து டாலர் கொடுத்துவிட்டு உண்பதோ
பார்க்கும் உணவுவகைகள் எல்லாமே!

எப்படிக் கட்டுப் படியாகும் ஓனருக்கு?
எப்படியோ ஆகின்றது நிச்சயமாக!

இல்லாவிட்டால் என்றைக்கோ இதை
இழுத்துப் பூட்டி இருப்பார்கள் அன்றோ!

நினைவுக்கு வந்தது இந்தப் பொன் மொழி!

Don’t dig your own grave with

your own spoon, fork and knife!
 
Milk!

I thought it was rarer to get the mom’s milk than the cow’s milk! Am I wrong?

A woman in a jail was accused of “attacking” her jail warden with guess what…

A jet of mother’s milk! :rolleyes:

The man must have thoroughly enjoyed this attack. :)

In USA the mothers pump their milk and freeze it into milk cubes

for preserving them for a longer period for later use.

What will the mother’s milk ice cream taste like??? :noidea:
 
Knock-out-tea! :tea:

Have you seen a mother of a toddler filling up her daughter’s water bottle with

the warm “sleepy time grape green tea?” :sleep:

I wonder for how many hours the child had a knock-out sleep on that day!!! :tsk:
 
Both the cities where my sons live are calm, quiet and relaxing!

( Thank God for this peace and quiet!) :hail:

The houses areveither in one level or with just the first floor above the ground floor.

Horizontal growth takes place as long as land is available for building houses.

There after the vertical growth takes place ending in concrete jungles in which you may not get to see the moon or even Sun unless they are at their zenith.

In the human body the growth pater is reversed. First there will be VERTICAL growth till the person's maximum height is reached.

It will be followed by the horizontal growth as long as he/ she lives!!!:rolleyes:
 
Deft definitions

Originality
The ability to hide the real source of what is being handed out as yours!

Plagiarism
Reaping the produce of what was originally planted by someone else!

Creativity
Riding on the back of the less fortunate writers!

Credibility
That which will be lost sooner or later because of the inconsistency !
 
Visalakshi Ramani said:
Knock-out-tea! :tea:

Have you seen a mother of a toddler filling up her daughter’s water bottle with

the warm “sleepy time grape green tea?” :sleep:

I wonder for how many hours the child had a knock-out sleep on that day!!! :tsk:
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I know working mothers leaving bottles of sterilised mothers milk for child to have during the day when they are working in office.

These days women leave 4 to five bottles of mothers milk stored home.

Work takes priority for these mothers.

Yet they think they have done their duty by forcing out sufficient milk from their body to feed their kids in their absence.

I know men taking paternity leave in india to feed mothers bottled sterilised stored milk to children.

In some cases , there are agencies which supply mothers milk to children on recommendation from doctor when real mothers are unable to meet their childrens

needs.
 
Visalakshi Ramani said:
When and where is a fall agreeable and acceptable?

Find out for yourselves!!!

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Am I forgetting something important??? :decision:

What about people FALLING in love??? :love:
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After every fall there is hope.

Many pick themselves up and vanish before it is too late.

No one minds a romance. Only lifetime commitments and domesticity one likes to run away from
 
krish44 said:
I know working mothers leaving bottles of sterilised mothers milk for child to have during the day when they are working in office.

These days women leave 4 to five bottles of mothers milk stored home.

Work takes priority for these mothers.

Yet they think they have done their duty by forcing out sufficient milk from their body to feed their kids in their absence.

I know men taking paternity leave in india to feed mothers bottled sterilised stored milk to children.

In some cases , there are agencies which supply mothers milk to children on recommendation from doctor when real mothers are unable to meet their childrens

needs.
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Dear Mr. Krish,

They are called as wet nurses since they sweat to breast feed someone else's kids.

There is a famous novel in Bengali in which a boy grows up and becomes a man and has sexual union with his own wet nurse.

Not much different from the behaviour of animals!!! :(
 
krish44 said:
After every fall there is hope.

Many pick themselves up and vanish before it is too late.

No one minds a romance. Only lifetime commitments and domesticity one likes to run away from
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You can't be more right sir! :thumb:

Romance is relaxing and free from hidden stings.

Marriage stars with a string ( at least for the Indians) and that string

can't be stronger than the chain used to bind an elephant! :rolleyes:
 
“ஜெட் லேக் எப்போப் போகும்?” நாடு நாங்கள் திரும்பும் முன்னரே,
வீடு நாங்கள் திரும்பும் முன்னரே,
விசிட் செய்யத் தயார் ஆகிவிட்டனர்
விருந்தாளிகள் இந்தியாவில் சிலர்!
ஆறு மாதங்கள் பூட்டிக் கிடந்த வீடு
தாறுமாறாக இருக்கும் அல்லவா?
தூசி தட்டி, சுத்தம் செய்து, வீட்டின்
மாசுக்களைச் சரிசெய்ய வேண்டாமா?
“அடுந்த நாளே வர வேண்டாம் நீங்கள்,
அடுத்த வாரம் வாருங்கள்!” என்றால்…
அதி மேதாவித்தனமான கேள்வி வரும்!
“அது சரி எப்போப் போகும் உன் ஜெட்லேக்?”
ஜெட்லாக் நாம் அழைத்து வரும் விருந்தாளியா?
ஜெட்லாக் ஒரு நாளும் இருக்கலாம் அல்லது
ஒரு வாரம் பத்து நாள் இருக்கலாம் அல்லவா?
சரியாகப் பன்னிரண்டு மணி நேரம் வேறுபாடு!
‘ஆடாமல் ஆடுகிறேன்’ என்று ‘பாடாமல் பாடி'
ஆடிச் சரியாக வேண்டும் இந்திய நேரத்துக்கு!

பகல் எல்லாம் தூக்கம் கண்களைச் சுழற்றும்;
இரவெல்லாம் பசி சிறு குடலைப் பிசையும்.
அடுக்களையில் சமைக்க எதுவும் இருக்காது!
அடுக்க வேண்டும் அத்தனையையும் வாங்கி!
வாழ்க்கையில் பாலக்காட்டையும், பழனியையும்
வழக்கமாகத் தாண்டியே இராதவர்களுக்கும்;

எதையும் கேட்டுப் புரிந்து கொள்ளாதவர்களுக்கும்;
இது புரியும் என்று எதிர்பார்ப்பது நம்முடைய தவறே! :whoo:
 
Ordinary and extraordinary!

When do ordinary people do extraordinary things???

Of course Under extraordinary circumstances!!!

Here People use remote control for opening and closing their garages. Since they park the car and enter the house through the door in the garage, anyone who can enter the garage can enter the house as well.

The remote control works on a selected frequency. When by a rare coincidence two people set the same frequency in their remote controls, every time one of them opens the garage door, the other garage door will also open automatically.

When my son was at work his neighbour found his garage door open and spoke to him on the phone. He advised her to close the door using button inside the garage.

She had just a few seconds to press the button inside the garage and get out of the garage before its door slid down to close.

AND SHE DID IT successfully!!! :clap2:

I was reminded of the suspense scenes in the movies, where the hero/ heroine slides under the heavy door about to close shut with a
loud clang…pushing us to the edge of our seat wondering
"Will he / she DO it or won’t he / she DO it!"

Surprisingly they are always able to do it! :thumb:
 
When my younger son occupied this house six years ago, we were visiting them.

I used to check on the garage door every night before retiring to bed
and every morning the garage door was found wide open.

The door leading into the house from the garage was never locked-
since the garage door always remained locked.

But suddenly everything changed.

It was only after the garage door remote was reset that we could sleep peacefully through the night - without worrying about our safety or having nightmares!

A remote controlled door is safe ONLY as long two great minds DO NOT think alike! :)
 
Acceptance;

Acceptance by the old parents ( with whom you have moved in to take care of them) OR by the children whom you want to take care of you is NOT a mere chance - but is a Science and an Art!

My friend has three sons - two in the capital Karnataka and one in the capital of U.K.

Both the sons in Karnataka want their parents to relocte in Karnataka.

BUT neither of them want their parents in their hom. The parants must live in a separate house and take care of themselves!!!

What could be the reason for this generosity in making the parents relocate in a city .........................................
where the local language is unknown to them,
where the cost of living is higher than the place they live in now,
where there no other known people or friends to help in an emergency
and where they are likely to get beaten up JUST for being Tamilians.

The answer is really simple and obvious!!!

The sons DO NOT HAVE to rush to their side in case of any emergency when they live in another city. It will be so much easier if they live in the city!

I have just one simple question to ask these intelligent and loving sons!

"WON'T it be even more easier if they live in the same HOUSE???" :moony:
 
What a lofty idea!!! :clap2:


 

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