Miss. Calude
He started at her awed;
The well dressed broad.
Her name was Miss. Claude;
In reality she was a bawd.
She might look like a God;
Her character was flawed.
He her beauty he did laud;
In reality she was a fraud.
She impressed him as a mod
But she could satisfy a squad
If any man gives her a nod
He was sure to get clawed!
It was by no means very odd
In her purse she had to wad!
He started at her awed;
The well dressed broad.
Her name was Miss. Claude;
In reality she was a bawd.
She might look like a God;
Her character was flawed.
He her beauty he did laud;
In reality she was a fraud.
She impressed him as a mod
But she could satisfy a squad
If any man gives her a nod
He was sure to get clawed!
It was by no means very odd
In her purse she had to wad!