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Think or sink!

If God had made the gestation period shorter,

man will produce two/three/four litters per year!

I met a family in Frankfurt. The couple had 4 toddlers

aged ~4, ~3, ~2, and the youngest > 1 year old.

The father had great trouble in keeping the children in place.

They were feeling at home and running all over the airport.

The youngest fellow kept crawling in between the legs of the

other passengers all the time - sending shivers through me!
 
இது எப்படி இருக்கு???

தன் அப்பாவின் மூன்றாவது வயதில் எடுத்த குழந்தைக் கண்ணன் போட்டோவை பார்த்தவுடன் இனம் கண்டு கொண்டது எப்படி??

"யார் இந்தப் பாப்பா?'' என்று நான் கேட்டதும் ஒரு நொடி கூட சிந்திக்காமல் "டாடி" என்றது எப்படி???

பெரியப்பாவின் 'குழந்தைக் கண்ணன்' போட்டோவை
சிறிதும் அடையாளம் காண முடியாமல் போனபோதும் !!!
 
Americans are very specific in their instruction.

They leave nothing to our imagination which might be leading to ambiguity.

On the pill container the instruction always says
"Take by mouth....."!!!

How else can a person take the inch long tablets???

Or maybe the doubt rises since the tablet is one inch long!
 
While driving to lake Havasu, suddenly we were greeted by a big board with sign in bold letters... "Lake Ahead!"

I wondered about the need for such a signboard and my elder son replied in a nonchalant voice,

"Someone must have driven ahead without looking ahead!
 
Have you seen a mother of a toddler filling up her daughter's water bottle with the warm "sleepytime grape green tea?"

I wonder for how many hours the child had a knockout sleep on that day!!!
 
A point to ponder...!!!

With the smart phone becoming smarter and bigger all the time and the tablets becoming smaller and smarter all the time ....
will there come a time when both become one and the same
or at least both of them attain the same size???
 
An underground dada's smart phone fell into the hands of the police. They could have rounded up him and his gang with the info stored on the smartphone.

Unfortunately the phone and its owner were smarter than
the not-so-smart-police and the dada made his escape good.
 
Kutty fellow has an interesting way of communicating. :blah:

If he gets hurt he won't say "I got hurt"
but he will ask "Did you get hurt?"

His other wishes are passed on to us in the same questioning form!

"Do you want to go out?"
"Do you want to play in the basement?"
"Do you want to go to the park"

In short he repeats the question we put to him -
in order to get his message across.

Today's special dialogues are "பாத்துப் போ தாத்தா!"
directed to my husband,

"ஓ பகவானே! இந்தப் பாட்டியும் புஜ்ஜியும்!"
directed to me since I call him as "Bujjik kannaa!"

"இந்தக் குட்டியை வைச்சுண்டு
என்ன தான் பண்ணுவேனோ !"
directed at his desperate mother.

He troubles us first and then saves us
the trouble of complaining about HIMSELF!!!

How does it matter whether it is a Q (?) instead of a statement -
as long as the message gets passed on?
 
A to Z School of Thoughts

A blog on Twenty five popular philosophies simplified for easy understanding.

A school of thoughts is a collection or group of people who share common characteristics of opinion or outlook of a philosophy, discipline, belief, social movement, cultural movement and art movement.

Schools are often classified into “new” and “old” schools. However, it is rarely the case that there are only two schools in any given field.

Schools are often named after their founders. They are often also named after their places of origin.We will look into some of the popular schools of thought and what they say briefly, here in this thread.

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Anonymity.

"என் புருஷனும் கச்சேரிக்கு போகிறார் "
இது பழைய பழமொழி.

"என் புருஷனும் ஃபோரமில் எழுதுகிறார்".
இது ரொம்ப ரொம்பப் புது மொழி.

அப்பாவி போல் நடித்துக் கொண்டு
தப்பான பார்வை பெண்களைப் பார்த்து

எப்போதும் ஜொள்ளு விடுபவர்களுக்கு
நப்பாசை தீரத் தேவை...... ANONYMITY!!!

( Forum can be any FORUM!)
 
பிளாஸ்திரியும், சாஸ்திரியும்!!!

அப்பாவி மனைவிக்குத் தெரியாமல்
தப்பான பார்வை பார்க்கும் மாமாவை

தப்பாத குறியுடன் அப்பாவி மனைவி
அப்பளக் குழவியால் அடிக்கும்போது

'சாஸ்திரி மாமா' 'பிளாஸ்திரி மாமா' ஆனார்.
 
Two men were drooling over the sexy and attractive photo of an upcoming starlet.

"What would be left behind if you remove her lips and curves?" asked the first man.

"My wife!" said the second man crestfallen!

"IF she had them, WHY would she marry YOU?"
asked the first man visibly shocked!

NEVER criticize the faults of your wife. BUT FOR THOSE, she would not have ended up becoming YOUR wife!
 
My wheel chair at Denver was pushed by a boy from
Bangladesh and he greeted me with a wide grin and a loud "Namashkaar!"

By the time we reached our luggage claim area, he had related his entire life sketch to me. He has been here for five years and he will become a citizen very soon.

I was clean bowled since the people with Ph. D, and M.S, and M.D behind their names have to wait for a long long time to become U. S. Citizens.

My son and D.I.L confirmed that what the boy told me must be true since the citizenship here is made MOST difficult to obtain ONLY to Indians and Chinese!!!

I remembered the discussion about the admission rules and scores for Indians and Chinese for higher education in USA - which had taken place in the forum earlier.

Handicap to deter / discourage the talented people ???
 
The mass is supposed to remain constant with change in volume or density or temperature under ordinary circumstances.

I was clean bowled when I read this on a packet of vanaspathi.
"Weight at 30 C is 100 grams" !!!!
 
#1. இவர்கள் மனைவிகள் ஆனால்....!!!

எலிமெண்டரி ஸ்கூல் டீச்சர்.... பெஞ்சின் மேல் ஏற்றிவிடுவார்

மிடில் ஸ்கூல் டீச்சர்...................இம்போசிஷன் கொடுப்பார்.

ஹை ஸ்கூல் டீச்சர்.....................வீட்டுக்கு வெளியே வீதியில் நிற்க வைப்பார்.

ப்ரோஃபஸர்...............................லெக்சர் அடித்தே உயிரை வாங்கி விடுவார்.

லேடி போலீஸ்...........................ரௌண்டு கட்டி லத்தி சார்ஜ் செய்வார்.

லேடி போலீஸ் இன்ஸ்பெக்டர்......லாக்-அப்பில் தள்ளி விடுவார்.

லாயர்..................................நிற்க வைத்துக் கேள்வி கேட்பார்.

டாக்டர்..........................................ஊசி போட்டுவிடுவார்.

Air ஹோஸ்டஸ் .................."Coffee, Tea or Me ?" என்ற கேட்டு வயிற்றில் அடிப்பார்.

ஆட்டோ டிரைவர்.........................ஃ புல் ஸ்பீடில் ஆட்டோவில் ஃ ப்ரீ ride கொடுப்பார்.

மானேஜிங் டைரக்டர்...................எல்லாவற்றுக்கும் காரணம் கேட்பார். !

டென்டிஸ்ட் ........ பல்லைத் தட்டிக் கையில் கொடுப்பார் .

இன்னமும் வரலாம் உங்களிடமிருந்து அல்லது என்னிடமிருந்து!
 
#2. இவர்கள் மனைவிகள் ஆனால்....!!!

பாட்டு டீச்சர்... ......................முகாரி ஆலாபனை செய்வார்.

டான்ஸ் டீச்சர்.........................ஜதியிலேயே மிதிப்பார்.

வீணை டீச்சர்..........................நாரதர் போல் வீணையுடன் கிளம்பி "அம்மா வீட்டுக்கு" போய் விடுவார்.

கிரிக்கெட் பாட்ஸ் வுமன்.......விளாசித் தள்ளுவார்.

ஸ்பின் பௌவ்லர் .................நெற்றிப் பொட்டைக் குறி வைப்பார்.

P. T. டீச்சர் . .............................உச்சி வெய்யிலில் நிற்க வைப்பார்.

டிராஃ பிக் போலீஸ் ............ஃபைன் கட்டச் சொல்லுவார்.
 
A tall handsome American boy rode on his skateboard with skil holding on to his hat and a big guitar.
He sat on the skateboard in a shopping complex and started singing accompanied appropriately on is guitar by himself!!!
Only the hat kept nearby with a roll of green dollars made us realize that he was doing it for money. My generous son put two dollars in the hat and the boy brightened and included the words "Thank you!" in his song! :)
Music sells - especially if it is really good!
We also saw a man looking like our vaadhyar (with a kudumi and kadunkkan)
holding a cardboard announcing that he was homeless but not many people donated to this man.
 
Some people are beautiful.
They are the blessed ones.

Some people Feel beautiful.
They are the photogenic ones.

Some people think they are beautiful.
They are the conceited ones.

Some people do not care about beauty.
They are the rare few!!!
 
My little grandson already registers the difference between man and a woman just by looking at the face. He keeps wondering why mummy and paatti do not have beard and mustache like daddy and thaathaa.

His stock of gummy bears got exhausted. Since my son wants to wean him away from it (so that he would not get addicted to it), every time the little fellow demands a gummy bear he keeps saying, "We ran out of gummy bears. We will go to another shop and get you some gummy bears"

So today when the little one saw his daddy with a smooth shave he apparently missed the stubble and said in a serious tone,

"We will go to another shop and get you some mustache and beard!"
 
Even kids recognize real beauty in others.

One day when we were chatting with my mother on Skype, the little chap liked his BIG paati (great grandmother ) so much that he kissed her on the P.C. screen and ran his fingers over her cheek the way we usually do to him.

My mother was so happy that she went red on face with laughter and also by blushing.

ஜாண் பிள்ளை ஆனாலும் ஆண் பிள்ளை அல்லவா?
 
Man has the freedom
to do a thing.......
not to do a thing....
to quit it midway!...

But quitters never win!
Winners never quit!!!

Make the speed breakers
your speed boosters and
just turn back and enjoy the
scene of challenge!!! :)
 
There were two woodcutters.

The first fellow, let us call him A, went on chopping the wood ceaselessly. By the evening he had chopped an impressive heap of firewood.

The second fellow, say B, chopped for 50 minutes and took a break of 10 minutes - during which time he would sharpen his axe.

By the evening the heap made by B was larger than that made by A. His axe remained sharper and the fellow fresher due to the short periods of rest in between work.

That is called as a pause and is not the same quitting the job
 

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