women are impossible to please.

[P.J.]

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A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Jokes - Shopping for a Husband

 

[biswa]

Corollary: women make terrible bosses.

 

[renuka]

Corollary: women make terrible bosses.

Dear Biswa,

Not all the while..it is only the woman who wants to show that she is "better" than a male who usually makes the worst bosses!

Sometimes I wonder why some women want to show that they are women of substance and can be ruthless in their tactics at office.

A women who feels she does not need to impress or show off to anyone usually make good bosses.

The problem is most women want to compete with man to show they can do it better than the male.

When one tries too hard that makes one temper rise.

The best is just not compete with anyone..and no need to try to hard to be a woman of substance..being a Bimbo once in a while gets lots of things done too.

It is easier to get work done by a drooling male than get work done by a male who is fearful of a woman.

 

[P.J.]

renukaji

most women prefer male bosses:More than seventy percent of British women say they would rather have a male boss than a female chief, a new study has revelaed.
Most women prefer male bosses - Times Of India

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[renuka]

renukaji

most women prefer male bosses:More than seventy percent of British women say they would rather have a male boss than a female chief, a new study has revelaed.
Most women prefer male bosses - Times Of India

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Dear PJ sir,

I have worked before with both male and female bosses...I preferred my female bosses..the male boss I worked with once had a severe ego problem...he was a real good doctor and a very senior consultant but he had a real high ego..he always felt he was the most intelligent creature on the planet and he had one major problem..he did not like any female who was taller than him!

He was quite short a guy and he used to tell us doctors on our faces that he disliked tall females and only liked short cute ones!

So since I was taller than him..he did not like me at all!

Most of the female bosses I worked with were nice.
Some male bosses actually try to be too friendly so it is relatively safer to work with a female.

Anyway I decided not to have a boss and started my own practice so I am the BOSS! and only answerable to God and no one else.

 

[Raji Ram]

.......... It is easier to get work done by a drooling male than get work done by a male who is fearful of a woman.

Dear Renu,

God does not bestow beauty to all females to make men drool!! :decision:

 

[renuka]

Dear Renu,

God does not bestow beauty to all females to make men drool!! :decision:

Dear RR ji,

Not all men drool becos of beauty alone.

Some drool becos of beauty...some drool at the thought of liking a powerful woman..some drool for intelligent woman..some drool for a woman who might just exists in cyber space..some drool at anything with a XX chromosome.

Believe me there are man who just give a damn about beauty of a woman.

There used to be a guy in our batch who thought that he is Mr Brains and he made sure he chased after one of the brainiest girl in the class and married her.

He did not care that she was obese and had a balding patch on her head(but she had a sweet homely face)..all he wanted is a brainy woman cos he wanted to continue his legacy of brains in his family.

Another guy I know also was the same..he wanted to marry a brainy doc only who would do Post Graduate studies after marriage and while being pregnant so that the child would be brainy.

His brainy doc wife got pregnant and did PG while being pregnant and gave birth to twins that were born thru emergency C section due to fetal distress and had to be in ICU for sometime.

Last I heard the children are normal but a bit slow in their milestones as compared to other kids.

 

[Raji Ram]

Dear Renu,

One of the leading veena players married another musician, just for his knowledge, because he has no good looks.

After the wedding, this guy developed a sort of inferiority complex and wanted his good looking wife not to appear

on stage! After some time, this conflict ended up in a divorce! Now she is happily married to a handsome musician

and continues to appear on stage to play concerts!

 

[Raji Ram]

............ Last I heard the children are normal but a bit slow in their milestones as compared to other kids.

Dear Renu,

Who has got the power to change the fate?