I have another bag of rotten tomatoes ready for the new mayor!!
"I am the new Mayor" was his startling reply!!!:scared:
I have another bag of rotten tomatoes ready for the new mayor!!
# 17.
Empress Josephine learned that one of her ex-friends
would wear a dark green dress for a party thrown by her.
She got her drawing room redecorated at an enormous expense
in a particular shade of blue - both urgently and secretly.
WHY???
# 21.
Which is the golden age for the parents???
Before the kids are born!!!!!
# 21.
Which is the golden age for the parents???
# 20.
When and where is the bottom at the top??? :becky:
# 19.
A proverb was translated from English to Russian by a man
and then from Russian back to English by another man.
It now read "Invisible maniacs."
What was the original English proverb???
# 22.
What will you call a lion trainer who
puts his right arm down the lion's throat??? :fear:
# 23.
A grandma sent a large bible by courier service.
The man asked "Madam! Does this contain anything
breakable?"
What was the clever answer given by the old lady???
# 24.
President Calvin Coolidge was a man of few words.
He spoke only when he had to.
At an official dinner a woman went up to him and said,
"Mr. President! I have made a bet that I can make you
speak at least three words!"
What was his reply which made her feel crestfallen
and defeated???
# 25.
Why do we get lost in thought???
# 26.
When does the "real You" take a break from
"being you"???
# 27.
Why is the similarity between commonsense and rainbow???
both are illusions.