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[nannilam_balasubramanian]

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Is happiness illusory!
whether happiness is observed as an 'emotion' or
'change of mind or belief'
Is complacence laughable or does it show positive thinking!

Balasubramanian
Ambattur

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

A valid point to ponder about!!!

Is happiness illusory!
whether happiness is observed as an 'emotion' or
'change of mind or belief'
Is complacence laughable or does it show positive thinking!

Balasubramanian
Ambattur

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

இது எப்படி இருக்கு?

The wife saw her husband in the company of a woman of dubious character several times. :spy:

When questioned, the husband replied in a casual tone that it was just a professional friendship. :blabla:

The clever wife replied in an icy tone,
"I know about that, but whose profession?"

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

இது எப்படி இருக்கு?

The red-haired Richie Rich wanted to marry the most beautiful girl on the earth. opcorn:

He wanted her character checked out by the professional detectives. :spy:

After a week he got this report. :ranger:

The girl has a sterling character, but of late she is seen
in the company of a red haired man of dubious character! :faint:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

இது எப்படி இருக்கு?

The door said

PUSH
VISA

while entering the shop!

How on earth did they Know that
I was coming to their shop???

When I went nearer,
I could read the fine print too.

Now it read

PUSH
pay by
VISA

 

[nannilam_balasubramanian]

A person asked a Lady, have you ever fallen in love with a married person
though you are married. She said instantly, I have a pet dog.

Balasubramanian
Ambattur

 

[nannilam_balasubramanian]

When two Punjabi friends were chatting, A asked B, tell me one thing, if your wife
starts loving your brother and if you happen to see your brother with your wife,
will you accept it. B at once said that I am engaging her (wife's) sister.

Balasubramanian

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Kickboxer forced into prostitution, kin booked‎ - Yahoo!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

I did not read the above article. All the same I want to share my first impression on reading the title.

The poor girl will have a roaring and pouring business.

WHY??

Men like physically strong women but dislike the mentally strong women.
So she will have a roaring business.

She will have money pouring in... who would dare to flex a muscle or raise an arm or try to cheat a national level champion and that too in kick boxing???

Proves that Brahma's writing cannot be undone - despite one's spectacular national level achievements!:tsk:

 

[Naina_Marbus]

இது எப்படி இருக்கு?

The wife saw her husband in the company of a woman of dubious character several times. :spy:

When questioned, the husband replied in a casual tone that it was just a professional friendship. :blabla:

The clever wife replied in an icy tone,
"I know but that but whose profession?"

Do you use a speech recognition software? That would explain why 'about that' will translate as 'but that'.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Honestly I DO NOT know what you are talking about!

My knowledge is limited to typing and posting. Thanks to Raji Ram mam.
Now I know how to include images. Besides that my knowledge in computer
is an absolute ZERO!

I get distracted by the non-stop chattering in the colony at times and make some simple spelling mistakes.

But when the typed word exists in English, I do not get the red wavy line pointing out the mistake.

Also since I write (what I dare to call as ) poetry I am used to jumbling the words for a better impact- if I think so.

You are a GRAMMARIAN and I will be very happy if you STOP talking in hieroglyphics and try to reach me ( and others like me) something useful through the forum.

The (wo)man who admits ignorance remains ignorant
only till (S)he gets an answer.

The (wo)man who feigns knowledge remains ignorant for life!

Do you use a speech recognition software? That would explain why 'about that' will translate as 'but that'.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Hate

Hatreds are cinders of affection. :mad2:
Sir. Walter Raleigh.

(When the loved one falls from favor, he/she will be the hated more than a janma virodhi!)

Folks never understand the folks they hate.
James Russel Lowell.

(If they understated, they will be unable to hate the folks any more.)

 

[Naina_Marbus]

Honestly I DO NOT know what you are talking about!

My knowledge is limited to typing and posting. Thanks to Raji Ram mam.
Now I know how to include images. Besides that my knowledge in computer
is an absolute ZERO!

I get distracted by the non-stop chattering in the colony at times and make some simple spelling mistakes.

But when the typed word exists in English, I do not get the red wavy line pointing out the mistake.

Also since I write (what I dare to call as ) poetry I am used to jumbling the words for a better impact- if I think so.

You are a GRAMMARIAN and I will be very happy if you STOP talking in hieroglyphics and try to reach me ( and others like me) something useful through the forum.

The (wo)man who admits ignorance remains ignorant
only till (S)he gets an answer.

The (wo)man who feigns knowledge remains ignorant for life!

I am not a grammarian, nor do I speak in cryptography. I believe in சுருங்கச் சொல்லி விளங்கவைத்தல் principle. I assume readers are generally knowledgeable to make inferences. Anyhow, I use a speech recognition software to dictate material into a gadget which converts the sound into text. Sometimes this software can hear the sound for one word and convert it to a closely sounding word.
Since you are a frequent poster, I thought you might be using such a software.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

I did not know that such fancy gadgets were within the reach of common men and women.

My own fingers and brain are my hard and soft wares...even when I used to prepare 15 page-long-posts on daily basis for the forum.

In a colony with 102 flats,

300+ troublesome adults bent of making the most noise,

and an equal number or more of tail-less monkeys

shouting like banshees let loose at midnight,

will this of gadget work for me???

WHAT will be the final product coming out of my PC???

REAL Hieroglyphics for sure!!! :shocked:

I am not a grammarian, nor do I speak in cryptography. I believe in சுருங்கச் சொல்லி விளங்கவைத்தல் principle. I assume readers are generally knowledgeable to make inferences. Anyhow, I use a speech recognition software to dictate material into a gadget which converts the sound into text. Sometimes this software can hear the sound for one word and convert it to a closely sounding word.
Since you are a frequent poster, I thought you might be using such a software.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

By the way DO you think that you REALLY that software???

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

I believe in சுருங்கச் சொல்லி விளங்கவைத்தல்

I too believe in the same principle. I hate beating around the bush, repeating the same meaning with different words. The number of words must be such that even if one word is REMOVED, the meaning will be lost!
I know of people who have graduated from twisting ropes with sand
to twisting ropes with mere air. But I am not one of them! :nono:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Just one more little doubt....

CAN the gadget type flawless Tamil
when we speak to it in Tamil???

This is a serious question asked for
authentic and accurate info.

So please reply without using
cryptic codes and confusing words!

 

[Naina_Marbus]

Just one more little doubt....

CAN the gadget type flawless Tamil
when we speak to it in Tamil???

This is a serious question asked for
authentic and accurate info.

So please reply without using
cryptic codes and confusing words!

As for as I know, this software is probably available mainly for English dictation. I have not seriously looked into whether a Tamil version is available. I have used the English version only occasionally, since it takes quite a considerable amount of time to train it to recognise your pronunciation. But, eventually it gives you a good text version of your dictation to about 90% or more of accuracy. That is, you still have to go through the text version and find out if there are some obvious spelling mistakes. Have I have explained clearly? The Windows Speech Recognition by Microsoft is the speech recognition system that comes built into Windows 7
A commercial version is called DRAGON

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Thank you for the very clear reply! ray2:
But I am sure I will be better off without
an ADDITIONAL DRAGON around me...:flock:
when it might not be useful for typing in Tamil. :hand:

As for as I know, this software is probably available mainly for English dictation. I have not seriously looked into whether a Tamil version is available. I have used the English version only occasionally, since it takes quite a considerable amount of time to train it to recognise your pronunciation. But, eventually it gives you a good text version of your dictation to about 90% or more of accuracy. That is, you still have to go through the text version and find out if there are some obvious spelling mistakes. Have I have explained clearly? The Windows Speech Recognition by Microsoft is the speech recognition system that comes built into Windows 7
A commercial version is called DRAGON

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

இது எப்படி இருக்கு???

மனம் ஒரு குரங்கு!

சைக்கிளில் போகின்றவன் யாரைப் பார்த்துப்

பொறாமைப் படுவான் தெரியுமா?

படகுக் காரில் போகின்றவரைப் பார்த்து....:nono:

லகரம் பெறும் மோட்டார் சைக்கிளில் செல்பவரைப் பார்த்து.....:nono:

கால் டாக்சி / ஆட்டோவில் போகின்றவரைப் பார்த்து.... :nono:

அவன் பொறாமைப் படுவது தன் சைக்கிளைக் காட்டிலும்

விலை உயர்ந்த சைக்கிளில் செல்பவனைப் பார்த்துத்தான்.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

இது எப்படி இருக்கு???

புலி வேஷம்!!! :scared:

அப்பா அடிக்கடி சொல்லுவார்,

"வீட்டில் யாருக்காவது புலி வேஷம் போட்டு வைக்க வேண்டும்."

எல்லோருமே soft ஆகவும், ஸ்வீட் ஆகவும் இருந்தால்

பல சிக்கல்களில் மாட்டிக் கொள்வோம்.

"முக மாட்டம்" என்பார்கள் தெலுங்கில்.

"தாட்சண்யம் பார்ப்பது" என்பார்கள் தமிழில்.

பல சமயங்களில் இக்கட்டில் இருந்து தப்பிக்க ஒரே வழி,

வீட்டில் அந்த நபருடன் அதிகம் பழக்கம் இல்லாத ஒருவருக்குப்

புலி வேஷம் போட்டு வைப்பது தான்!

" ஐயோ அவருக்குப் பிடிக்கவே பிடிக்காது!"

"அவருக்குக் கண் மண் தெரியாமல் கோபம் வரும்!" :mad2:

அவருக்குப் பதில் சொல்ல என்னால் முடியாது"

இத்யாதி வசனங்கள் உபயோகிக்க உதவும்!!! :blabla:

கணவர் மனைவிக்குப் புலி வேஷம் போட்டால்

"அவருக்கு" பதில் "அவளுக்கு" என்றால் போதும்.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

இது எப்படி இருக்கு???

மனம் ஒரு குரங்கு! :doh:

நண்பர்களுக்கு ஒரே மாதிரிப் பிரச்சனைகள் இருக்குமோ?

என்னைப் போலவே முட்டி தேய்ந்து கஷ்டப்பட்ட நண்பிக்குக்

கால் ஆபரேஷனுக்குத் தேதி குறித்தாயிற்று. :clock:

ஆபரேஷனுக்கு ஓ. கே சொல்லும் அளவுக்குச் சென்று

பின் மீண்டு வந்துள்ள என்னிடம் அவளுக்கு mixed feelings!!!

நாங்கள் அமெரிக்கா சேர்ந்த பிறகே இங்கு ஆபேரஷன்.

என்ன செய்வது என்றே தெரியவில்லை!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

இது எப்படி இருக்கு???

கோவில் மாமா ஒரே ஒரு வாக்கியத்தில்

என் பல பிரச்சனைகளை அடக்கி விட்டார். :thumb:

"வயதிற்கும் மதிப்புக் கொடுக்காத, :crazy:

கல்வி கலைகளின் மதிப்பை அறியாத :loco:

ஒரு காட்டு மிராண்டிக் கூட்டத்தில் :flock:

மாட்டிக் கொண்டு இருக்கிறீர்கள்! பாவம்!!"

 

[nannilam_balasubramanian]

Second Largest Nandhi Cow

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Second Largest Nandhi Cow

Bala Anna!
Have you forgotten that
Nandhi is a BULL!