Think or sink!

[Visalakshi Ramani]

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When she was down with flu,
he had to cook rice,
to go with the curds,
(isn't the reverse truer???)
He threw a fit since
he said he could cook only
in his mother's kitchen,
on his mother's stove and
in his mother's cooker!!!
Moral:
A bad dancer blames the floor!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

108 (a). ஆடத் தெரியாதவன் மேடயைக் குறை சொல்வான்.
Quotes 101 to 110 | East meets West

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[Visalakshi Ramani]

109 (a). ஆடுற மாட்டை ஆடிக் கறக்கணும்
பாடுற மாட்டைப் பாடிக் கறக்கணும்.


109 (b). Different strokes for different folks.

This is for dear Raji and Dr. Renu!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Thinking on the same lines...:bump2:

ஓடற மாட்டை ஓடிக் கறக்கணும்
ஊடற மாட்டை ஊடிக் கறக்கணும் out:

சாடற மாட்டைச் சாடிக் கறக்கணும் :llama:
நாடற மாட்டை நாடிக் கறக்கணும்

தேடற மாட்டைத் தேடிக் கறக்கணும்
துள்ளற மாட்டைத் துள்ளிக் கறக்கணும்

பால் சும்மா கிடைக்குமா என்ன???
பல் உதிர்ந்தால் தான் பால் கிடைக்கும்!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

உய்யும் வழி ஒரு பொய்யாமொழி

அழையா இழையை விழையாதே!

விழையா இழையில் நுழையாதே!!

நுழைந்தாலும் அதைப் படிக்காதே!!!

படித்தாலும் அதை நினைக்காதே!!!!

நினைத்தாலும் அதை எழுதாதே!!!!!

உய்யும் வழி ஒரு பொய்யாமொழி :thumb:


அழையா இழையை விழையாதே! :hand:

விழையா இழையில் நுழையாதே!! :bolt:

நுழைந்தாலும் அதில் உழையாதே!!! :nono:

உழைத்தாலும் அதை எழுதாதே !!!! (,, ,,)

எழுதினாலும் அதில் வெளியிடாதே!!!!! ( ,, ,,)

( சில திருத்தங்களுடன் மீண்டும்)

 

[Naina_Marbus]

Psychiatrist: Sir,That's a cool pair of socks you have on your feet. One grey and one brown.

Patient: Yes, doctor, and I have another pair just like that in my house.

 

[Naina_Marbus]

What do you call a strange-looking rabbit?
A funny bunny!

 

[Naina_Marbus]

What do you get when you try to eat a sandwich in your car?
A traffic jam!

 

[Naina_Marbus]

An old man was very sick with breathing problem, unable to speak. He was admitted to the hospital and was on oxygen.

His son went to visit him in the hospital, sat on the bed and was enquiring about his health. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily. Soon, with great difficulty, he got hold of a pen and pad nearby, wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket.

At the funeral, he reached into his coat pocket and found the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said: You dumbo, get off my oxygen tube.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Psychiatrist: Sir,That's a cool pair of socks you have on your feet. One grey and one brown.

Patient: Yes, doctor, and I have another pair just like that in my house.

Proves how stereotyped our clouded thinking can become!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

What do you call a strange-looking rabbit?
A funny bunny!

A funny bunny needs to be put in a gunny and presented to a granny.

My elder son has a real funny bunny - the size of a dog and quite hairy too. :wof:

It used to be a pet in a school.

So the children used to feed everything - they DID NOT want to eat - to this funny bunny.

He grew so huge and heavy that he could not move around. :couch2:

When he hops his weight will be greater than the frictional force.

So with every jump he would skid backwards.

One hop forward(?) and one feet backwards(!!) was his formula!

He was put on severe rationed diet to get into shape.

Now he hops around and explores everything in every room

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

What do you get when you try to eat a sandwich in your car?
A traffic jam!

I have seen Americans do everything in a car except use it as a restroom!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

An old man was very sick with breathing problem, unable to speak. He was admitted to the hospital and was on oxygen.

His son went to visit him in the hospital, sat on the bed and was enquiring about his health. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily. Soon, with great difficulty, he got hold of a pen and pad nearby, wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket.

At the funeral, he reached into his coat pocket and found the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said: You dumbo, get off my oxygen tube.

The poor son must be feeling guilty lifelong because of the note!

I remember a case in which the occupant of a certain bed in a hospital

would be found dead in his bed, every Friday, at the very same hour.

The mystery was solved one Friday when someone noticed

the janitor unplug the life support system attached to the bed

and plug in her vacuum cleaner at the very same hour.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Thank you prof N_M for breathing some fresh air into the thread.

It was becoming more or less a monologue recently!

If a dialogue it was with my dear sister Mrs. Raji Ram.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

நெஞ்சிருக்கும் வரை நினைவிருக்கும்...

நெகிழுவோம் நாம் இந்த நினப்பிலேயே! :happy:


கொஞ்சம் எங்களையும் நினைத்துப் பாருங்கள்!!!
அஞ்சும்படிக் கூட்டமாக வந்தவர்கள் யார் யார்???:bump2:


கண்ணிருக்கும்வரை நான் இருப்பேன் .......என்றது கண்ணீர்
மூக்கிருக்கும் வரை நான் இருப்பேன்......... என்றது சளி.

நாவிருக்கும் வரை நாம் இருப்போம்.......... என்றன இசையும், வசையும்.
காதிருக்கும்வரை நான் இருப்பேன்............... என்றது குரும்பை.

தலை இருக்கும்வரை நான் இருப்பேன்........ என்றது வலி
வயிறு இருக்கும்வரை நானிருப்பேன்............ என்றது பசி.

உடல் இருக்கும் வரை நான் இருப்பேன்......... என்றது உறவு
மடமை இருக்கும் வரை நான் இருப்பேன்....... என்றது மறதி

விரல் இருக்கும்வரை நான் இருப்பேன் ............என்றது நகச்சுத்து.
தோல் இருக்கும் வரை நானிருப்பேன் ..............என்றது படை.

எலும்பு இருக்கும்வரை நான் இருப்பேன்.......... என்றது மூட்டுவலி.
ரத்தம் இருக்கும்வரை நான் இருப்பேன் ............என்றது சோகை


அஞ்சுவது அஞ்சாமை அறிவின்மை என்று அறிந்தவள் நான்! :der:
கெஞ்சிக் கூத்தாடி வந்தவர்களைத் திருப்பி அனுப்பினேன்! :scared:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Man is the only animal which can smile! :becky:

This is a popular myth. :nono:

Many animals smile and laugh better than man. WOW!!!

It is hard to believe, but I shall prove my statement.

So we can safely state that

There resides a man in every animal (because it smiles)

And there resides an animal in every man
(because he CAN gore / bite / sting / kick) :scared:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Quite amused.... maybe by a human!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Forgiving the unforgivable actions???

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Quite a beauty with her long eyelashes and mysterious smile like that of you know who!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Wow roaring with laughter!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Even a camel can become humorous!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Owl's laughter is so cute!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Violence replaced by geniality!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Who can laugh better than many men???
Their undoubted ancestor of course!!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Happy to be among friends???