• Welcome to Tamil Brahmins forums.

    You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our Free Brahmin Community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

    If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact us.

Think or sink!

Holiday does NOT mean only play from morn to night.

The teen age boys start playing even without Brushing their teeth or having B/F!

The game goes ON through sun and shower non stop till the light fades for good visibility.

The younger toddler boys and girls
(how can such loud noises emerge from such tiny throats) :shocked:
play thaLLu muLLu or hide and seek shrieking like banshees!

At 10-30 P.M. sharp there will be a sharp loud thunder clap :drum:
of the carom coins hit by the first shot of the striker...
whether or not the power is there.

The urchins will make a hell of noise with plastic bat and ball right on top of our heads till 11 P.M. :clock:

Hindi news will be telecast loud shortly after 11 P.M. to teach Hindi to the whole colony.

The super pious sleepless patti in her 80s would watch the Telugu pravachanan at 120 decibels using her T.V connected to Inverter.

If I can fall asleep by mid night i am lucky on that day.

The call for coffee will follow between 4-30 and 5 A.M.

What crime must I have committed to be housed in such a lunatic asylum???:faint:
 
A honest and genuine doubt!!! :confused:

சிலர் ஓடும் வேகத்தை குறிப்பிடுவதற்கு :bolt:

குதி கால் பிடரியில் பட என்று கூறுவதா??? :rolleyes:

நாலு கால் பாய்ச்சலில் என்று கூறுவதா ??? :llama:

 
Last edited:
Another honest and genuine doubt!!!

"ஜகம் அந்தா மனதே " தெலுங்குப் பாடல்! :sing:

" உலகம் முழுவதும் நமதே!" இது பொருள்! :)

வாடகை வீட்டில் வசிப்பவர்கள் இதை :couch2:

நடுஇரவில் பாடுவது டூ மச் இல்லையா???
:rolleyes:
 
A honest and genuine doubt!!!

Which of these is superior to the other???

A mooch waalaah??? :decision: A poonch waalaah???

Foot notes:

Mooch = mustache

poonch = tail

waalaah = a man with :)
 
A girl I knew starved before her wedding.
She had bleaches, facials, massages and what not
to appear fresh and glowing on her wedding day.

She did it well too :clap2:

Now she is twice her originals size ( before starving)
and unrecognizable to say the least. NET RESULT...?
Her kids ask her, "Who is that aunty with daddy in that photo?"
pointing to her wedding photo! :faint:
 
If the bride and groom fly off to their different destinations
after wedding and meet after a long gap, the groom may suspect that the bride had been changed in order to goad him to get married to this one!!! :fear:

My father's formula was THE BEST- without a doubt!!! :first:

Go and pay a visit to the girl unannounced
on a Friday to know her true beauty, color and behavior. :music:

She would be without make up probably with her hair let loose.

After all that is what he is destined to see
for the rest of his wedded life!!! :tsk:
 
Is this nature's way of balancing???
When the blood sugar drops...
the blood pressure soars!!!
Well this is what I WILL CALL AS A
DOUBLE EDGED SWORD
HURTING BOTH SIDES AND BOTH WAYS!!!
 
When some gentle ladies disappear from the forum for a short period, :bolt:
they take away part of the forum and their entire retinue along with them. :grouphug:
See how quiet and dull the forum is today! :ear:
As for the loners... their posts may be missed but not their presence! :tsk:
 
Mahatma Gandhi's ideal India was one
where a young woman in her prime
decked with jewels from head to foot
would be able to travel safely at midnight.

NOW...

a girl child 4 or 5 years old,
devoid of any jewels whatsoever
cannot play in the broad daylight
with being abducted by her own neighbor
and physically abused so as to make
her conditions very unstable and critical!!!
:frusty:
 
I am amazed to read in Vinayaka PuraNama and in many other stories
how Kings - so mighty, valorous and powerful- were unable to produce any children.

They has to do penance, yagna, yaagaa or observe strict vrathams etc to beget children in abnormal ways.

On the other hand the sages and rushis who abstained from physical relationships and maintained a strict brahmaycharya vratham produced sons WITHOUT the involvement of any woman!!!

Indulgence makes people weak. Overindulgence makes them weaker. Premature overindulgence MUST have been the only cause for the high percentage of male infertility in many of the ancient kings.

On the other hand abstinence makes a person stronger.

So when the doctors advise the couple NOT to try too hard for a baby,
it does make sense!

That also explains why many couple get their own baby soon after adopting a child. They are free from the tension and pressure and relax. It actually helps them.
 
While describing any pregnant lady,
my father who was a doctor would often use
this descriptive expression,
"Look like pillaiyaar and walk like a dcuk!"
How could not have been more accurate! :clap2:

166825079-jpg_085413.jpg
 
An unsuccessful attempt to
hide those bulges and bumps
inside a floating billowy balloon!

164682157-jpg_085245.jpg


What if one of those pointed heels gives up under her weight...??? :scared:


Dear VR ji,

This looks like Kim Kardashian.

She was actually quite thin and wanted a fuller figure and went for breast and butt implants.
She also does butt enhancing exercise to maintain a full figure.


So not everyone wants to be pencil thin..some want to be full figured too.
 
I am amazed to read in Vinayaka PuraNama and in many other stories
how Kings - so mighty, valorous and powerful- were unable to produce any children.

They has to do penance, yagna, yaagaa or observe strict vrathams etc to beget children in abnormal ways.

On the other hand the sages and rushis who abstained from physical relationships and maintained a strict brahmaycharya vratham produced sons WITHOUT the involvement of any woman!!!

Ha Ha Ha...I actually wrote that before in Forum that most Kings had fertility problems even though they could fight with 1000 archers at the same time!LOL

But the quite gentle Brahmana or sage can just gun it one time and it hits the target!

Never heard of a sage of Brahmana in the Puranas who had problems to get a child.

Only Adi Shakara's parents were childless for quite some time but eventually got a divine son.
 
My father used to look at the tongue, throat, eyes and nails of the patients to diagnose their problems.

The super specialists who charge in three digits never ever look at any of these - even if requested.

The cause of the nagging throat infection can be diagnosed ONLY if he looks a the condition of the throat!

He would check the B.P. and listen to the chest and send you away with a cough syrup and a strip of paracetamol tablets which you already have in your house.

Your final equation will be
the visit = (-) 3 hours, (-) 300 rs + paracetomol + cough syrup
 
Dear VR ji,

This looks like Kim Kardashian.

She was actually quite thin and wanted a fuller figure and went for breast and butt implants.
She also does butt enhancing exercise to maintain a full figure.


So not everyone wants to be pencil thin..some want to be full figured too.

plus she is proud of her baby bump and her figure hugging dresses except this balloon !!! :)
 
Dear VR ji,

This looks like Kim Kardashian.

She was actually quite thin and wanted a fuller figure and went for breast and butt implants.
She also does butt enhancing exercise to maintain a full figure.


So not everyone wants to be pencil thin..some want to be full figured too.

The grass is greener on the other side! EH?
I would do anything possible to shed down my excess weight and
go back to my pre-wedding figure and weight! :pout:
 
My father used to look at the tongue, throat, eyes and nails of the patients to diagnose their problems.

The super specialists who charge in three digits never ever look at any of these - even if requested.

The cause of the nagging throat infection can be diagnosed ONLY if he looks a the condition of the throat!

He would check the B.P. and listen to the chest and send you away with a cough syrup and a strip of paracetamol tablets which you already have in your house.

Your final equation will be
the visit = (-) 3 hours, (-) 300 rs + paracetomol + cough syrup

Dear VR ji,

Once when I was working in a rural government set up here...a Canadian doctor was working with me for some 1 month cos he was doing his Post Graduate degree in Canada which had some part where he could have a stint in a rural set up in Asia.

So he was working with me for 1 month.

One day we were both seeing a patient and I checked the patients chest with my stethoscope when the patients complain was some knee pain.

So later the Canadian asked me "the patients complain was knee pain..for what did u use the stethoscope for?"

I told him 'You see this is the rurals..a patient only feels that a doctor checked him well if a doctor uses his/her stethoscope..so it might not have been of any relevance to use it but just to make the patient feel that I checked him fully just like how in a Miss World contest the crowd will feel satisfied only when Ms World mentions that she will promote World Peace"
 

Latest ads

Back
Top