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Think or sink!

To become the king the aspirant was set a challenge; he was to fight the bear living up in the mountain and seduce the haughty village belle. If he can do both, he will be crowned.

The strong man went up the mountain in the morning and returned when the sun was setting, thoroughly bruised. He asked the villagers to lead him to the wench he has to fight.



Visalakshi Ramani said:
Those kings could fight 1000 persons at the same time,
maintain a harem of 1000 wives but
when it comes to getting one child out of one of those queens... :nono:
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Because the modern girls don't want babies, but wage hike, promotion and foreign travel.

Babies will be disruptions, like the dialogue in Yes Minister:
"Our hospital is doing a splendid job".
"But no patients"
"Yes, patients will interfere in the smooth, efficient running of the hospital"

renuka said:
Dear VR ji,

So that shows very clearly that Brahmana guys were more potent!

Then why are unmarried guys in forum are complaining that they can't get brides?

I guess Brahmin guys should highlight this point to girls!
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sarang said:
To become the king the aspirant was set a challenge; he was to fight the bear living up in the mountain and seduce the haughty village belle. If he can do both, he will be crowned.

The strong man went up the mountain in the morning and returned when the sun was setting, thoroughly bruised. He asked the villagers to lead him to the wench he has to fight.
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OMG he screwed the bear!LOL
 
Iceland needed an incest-prevention app; now it has one

This mobile app takes care of kulam-gotram for icelanders!!!

Because the Icelandic population is so small, most Icelanders are often related to each other in some form or another. In fact, it’s apparently a common practice to make a game of tracing each other’s genealogy when entering a new relationship. That’s because it’s never immediately clear whether any two people are closer related than they might fear. Making sure just got a little easier though.

It’s become common for Icelanders to use the online registry,Íslendingabók ("The Book of Icelanders") to find the familial origins of over 720,000 individuals born in Iceland. (The current population stands at about 320,000.)
Recently, a trio of engineers culled reams of information from the Íslendingabók database to create an app that determines whether the user is related to other Icelanders. Simply enter your new friend’s name in the ÍslendingaApp, which is available in Android, and find out right away.

Even better, the app gives you the option of using mobile "bump" technology, which lets flirty Icelandic bar dwellers simply bump their phones together to see just how related they are. This breakthrough led the engineers to the inevitable slogan: "Bump the app before you bump in bed."
 
renuka said:
Dear VR ji,

Once when I was working in a rural government set up here...a Canadian doctor was working with me for some 1 month cos he was doing his Post Graduate degree in Canada which had some part where he could have a stint in a rural set up in Asia.

So he was working with me for 1 month.

One day we were both seeing a patient and I checked the patients chest with my stethoscope when the patients complain was some knee pain.

So later the Canadian asked me "the patients complain was knee pain..for what did u use the stethoscope for?"

I told him 'You see this is the rurals..a patient only feels that a doctor checked him well if a doctor uses his/her stethoscope..so it might not have been of any relevance to use it but just to make the patient feel that I checked him fully just like how in a Miss World contest the crowd will feel satisfied only when Ms World mentions that she will promote World Peace"
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Dear Renu,
You are right. I have heard patients complain to one another
"enna doctor ivar? pulse koodap paakkave illai! :pout:
Every body want their pulse counted, chest listened to
before passing the verdict! :)
 
renuka said:
Dear VR ji,

So that shows very clearly that Brahmana guys were more potent!

Then why are unmarried guys in forum are complaining that they can't get brides?

I guess Brahmin guys should highlight this point to girls!
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May be the girls prefer rich people out-of-working-condition :popcorn:

so that they will not be disturbed in their shopping sprees :rolleyes:
 
sarang said:
To become the king the aspirant was set a challenge; he was to fight the bear living up in the mountain and seduce the haughty village belle. If he can do both, he will be crowned.

The strong man went up the mountain in the morning and returned when the sun was setting, thoroughly bruised. He asked the villagers to lead him to the wench he has to fight.
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My inferences from this impressive story...

1. The bear must have really liked the strong fellow
to let him go back alive after doing his business. :love:

(I Wonder if it were a male or female bear)

2. If this aspirant had become a king :confused:
he will never be sure of whom to fight and whom to hug.

(He might fight his own citizens and hug his enemy soldiers.)

3. What is it were a female bear and bore him
a half bear- half man son/ daughter!
(Who could bear this bear-man-child???) :scared:

4. If he had fought the haughty village belly,
she might have won over him very easily
after he had gone through from dawn to dusk!!! :tsk:

Thank you sir, for the thought provoking and arresting story.
 
sarang said:
Because the modern girls don't want babies, but wage hike, promotion and foreign travel.

Babies will be disruptions, like the dialogue in Yes Minister:
"Our hospital is doing a splendid job".
"But no patients"
"Yes, patients will interfere in the smooth, efficient running of the hospital"
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True! Babies will disrupt the smooth running of their social (night?) lives.
 
A honest and genuine doubt...
What happens to all the people who interact so actively
only to disappear from the forum or from my threads
and vanish into thin air-never to be seen again???
Is it natural or man made or precipitated by unknown/known causes???
I am really intrigued - to say the least.
I have actually lost count of them though I fondly remember them.
It will make a nice A to Z list starting with A for Mr. Alwan.
 
ஒண்ணுமே புரியலை உலகத்திலே!

பைத்தியம் தெளிந்தால் திருமணம் ஆகும்!!!
பைத்தியம் தெளியும் திருமணம் ஆனால்!!!

இது போன்ற ஜோடிகள் ஏராளம் உள்ளன :bump2:
இதோ இன்னொன்று உங்கள் கவனத்துக்கு...

கால் வலிக்கு அறுவை சிகிச்சை செய்வர்
உடல் எடை குறைந்த பிறகு தான்!!

உடல் எடை குறைந்த பிறகு கால் வலி ஏது ?
கால் வலி இன்றேல் அறுவை சிகிச்சை எதற்கு?
 
ஒண்ணுமே புரியலை உலகத்திலே!


கணுக்கால் வலித்தால் உடல் எடை அதிகம்
அதைக் குறைக்க வேண்டும் என்கிறார்கள்.

மணிக்கட்டும் வலிக்கிறதே! அதற்கும்
உடல் எடையைக் குறைக்க வேண்டுமோ?
 
Small things make a big difference!!!

Give genuine smile and watch the other person's face light up!

Greet heartily and see cheer spread over the other person's actions!

Say a parting Good day or good night and your own day / night will be good too!
 
Some of the threads are becoming two headed snakes.
Two threads to discuss the issues reg upanayanam,
and two threads to pay homage to the same musician!!!
Double act or double pact??? :noidea:
 
நீதி மொழிகளை நினைவில் கொள்ளாமல் :first:

ஜாதியை ஆராய்பவரை என்ன செய்யலாம்??? :dizzy:
 
Dear VR ji,

I was reading a book and the word Dharmapatni was in a sentence.

Then I thought...Dharmapatni means Lawfully Wedded Wife...so that means a man can also have a Adharmapatni isn't it? LOL

So the term Dharmapatni ONLY denotes official status!LOL

We do not find the word Dharmapati to denote Lawfully Wedded Husband..cos if the word Dharmapati is used there can also be a Adharmapati.

So that means this terminologies have options open for a guy to have a Dharma and Adharma Patni but gives no chance for the existence of an Adharmapati!
 
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dear Renu,

Look at all the options concealed in that one word 'dharmpatni'
patni, (apatni), dharmapatni and (adharmapatni).

In the case of the pati, it is just pati not dharmapati or adharmapati.
It can be a chora pusha, jara purusha but never a chorapati or jarapati.

So women are expected to be chaste while men are given certain libertines to
what they say in Tamizh as "oor meyarathu" :rolleyes:

I wonder whether the label dharmapatni had any weight except in the case of the queens
since the son of that queen would be the legitimate heir to the throne.
 
Visalakshi Ramani said:
நீதி மொழிகளை நினைவில் கொள்ளாமல் :first:

ஜாதியை ஆராய்பவரை என்ன செய்யலாம்??? :dizzy:
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செந்தாமரை சேற்றில் வளர்ந்தாலும்,
வந்தனை செய்ய அவசியம் தேவை.
தாமரை மலரின்றி பூஜைகள் ஏது,
தாமரைக் கண்ணன் இறைவனுக்கு?

குப்பையில் கிடக்கும் மாணிக்கத்தையும்,
சிப்பியில் விளையும் நல்ல முத்தையும்,
சேற்றில் மலர்ந்த செந்தாமரையையும்
போற்றுவோம்; என்றுமே இகழமாட்டோம்!

வாழ்க வளமுடன்,
விசாலாக்ஷி ரமணி.
 
Visalakshi Ramani said:
dear Renu,

Look at all the options concealed in that one word 'dharmpatni'
patni, (apatni), dharmapatni and (adharmapatni).

In the case of the pati, it is just pati not dharmapati or adharmapati.
It can be a chora pusha, jara purusha but never a chorapati or jarapati.

So women are expected to be chaste while men are given certain libertines to
what they say in Tamizh as "oor meyarathu" :rolleyes:

I wonder whether the label dharmapatni had any weight except in the case of the queens
since the son of that queen would be the legitimate heir to the throne.
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Dear VR ji,

Yes you are right!

So all of us women got fooled!Ha Ha Ha

Dharmapatni as you correctly said is for queens.
 

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