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Think or sink!

As couple grow old, women talk more loudly and men become deafer.

It is not known whether men become deaf because of loud wife or woman talks loudly since their men are deaf.

A cause and effect mix up

As they grow older Women want to be assertive and may start talking louder

but whether it is loud enough to cause deafness is debatable! :ohwell:
 
Often men pretend to be deaf when the wife speaks :ear:

and slowly the play act becomes a reality in their life! :rolleyes:

A wife was talking tom her husband hidden behind a newspaper.

He kept saying "Hm!" once in every 10 seconds.

The she told him "You may stop listening now,
since I have stopped talking to you 5 minutes ago!" :moony:
 
It is better NOT to shout to the semi deaf persons. :horn:

They KNOW how to lip read; so stand in front of them and
whisper!!
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Very true but works ONLY if the person wants

to listen to you or is willing to look at you!

Often she will have to perform a step of two from Kathakali

or bhangra dance to catch his attention! :)
 
We attended the udhaya asthamana poooja in the family deity's temple today.
Only we reached after udhayam and left before asthamanam. :)

After more than 9 years I did paaraayaNam of Devi Maahaatmyam today. I am glad I could read it in the Devi's sannadhi in the temple. Now I could understand the meaning much better - thanks to the hours I have spent in writing about Devi and her leelaas.

Here is the link for the best portions of this great work also called as ChaNdi kavacham.

https://devineeyethunai.wordpress.com/

It has 700 slokas/ verses and forms a part of Devi Bhaagavatam just as
Bhagavat Gita has has 700 slokas and forms a part of Mahaa Bhaaratam.
 
The rush was too much the day being a Sunday.

We were told to watch the abhishekham performed on a small idol
thorough a narrow opening at the side of one of the walls.

I don't know why they make the darshan so difficult since only the persons
of the right height and standing in the right spot can watch it.

One super smart man tried to walk away with the prasadam packed for us .
Luckily me spotted him and could get back the vessel with the prasadam

Wonder how he thought he would get OC prasadam in an OC S.S container.
So the day was quite enentful with humor, bhakti and other happy emotions. :)
 
The taxi river was a real all-in-all-Azhagu-Raajan!

His name is Azhagu Raajan and he knows everything!!

He spoke nonstop on every subject under the Sun.

He was articulating ans gesticulating as he spoke!

I was worried about the safety of the 9 passengers inside the vehicle - but not he!

Being The Valentine's day many vehicles had kissed either lightly or heavily on the roads and we saw 5 different accidents in the traffic in the opposite direction involving a bus, many cars and even scooters.

Good that we all reached home safe.

If this man is spotted by an influential person, he will be instantly absorbed as a party-spokes-person (KoLgai parappu seyalar aka ko-pa-se) or made an anchor person to compere TV shows.
 
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There was another all-in-all person. He was a secituty guard cum traffic regulator cum server of food for the devotees. Muti-tasking has become the order of the day, in order to extract the maximum from every employee.

I remember how the head mistress of a school wished to have me as one of the teahers. I can be paid less since I haven't done the B.Ed/M.Ed. At the same time I will be very useful for training the children in dance, music, drawing and skolam reciting etc.

From the dilation of her iris I could read all her thoughts and I politely refused the offer!

Intuition comes in very handy and enables us to escape from S.K.P s ( Suya Kaariyap Puli)! :)
 
I found out why mamas have ENT problems and mamis problem in eyes and legs.
The nose, ears and throat are inter connected.
So when the "izhukka izukka inbam iRuthivari" happens :smokin:
all these three organs develop problems in addition to the lungs!
As for mamis they stand and do the work all day long and watch TV serials all evening & night!
So both the legs and eyes get affected more than anything else.
 
All those who donated money for the Annadaanam for Thaipoosam
got the holy prasadam (holy ash, kunkumam and a photo) today by post.
All are happy since today's star is Karthigai - special for Lord Mrugan!
 
How can swamis and Swaminis like Dayananda and Amirthanandamayi love everyone equally?

It is because their love is pure in form and is not contaminated by possessiveness and selfishness.
 
I never get tired of relating this incident.

Two boys went to play in a beach. The first boy took a palm-ful of sand and squeezed it tight.
Most of the sand fell away and when he opened his palm, there was very little sand in it now.

The second boy took up a scoop of sand with his palm and held it up freely. All the sand scooped up was still in his palm since he did not apply any pressure on it .

Love is also similar. Squeeze tight your loved ones and they will run away as far as is possible.
Hold them loosely without applying pressure and they will stay with you always.

It is a pity that most of the possessive people do not understand this philosophy.
They end up making their own life as well as that of their loved ones miserable!
 
Swamis and Swaminis are very well protected by their shishyAs and lead a carefree life! :couch2:

Then, why not have the Love All syndrome?? ;)

P.S: As a kid, one of my nephews wished to become a 'Swami', after watching their luxurious life! :becky:
 
Our Forum is becoming like the city everyone was named as Rama.

Even in the Dasaavathaara, we distinguish the names of the three Rama(s)
using suitable prefix like Dasaratha Raman , Parasu Raman and Balaraman.

Otherwise the names become Nettai raman, Kuttai Raman, VeLLai Raman, kaRuppu Raman, Olli Raman and Gundu Raman etc! :rolleyes:

But here there is a glorious confusion in names with a 'Rama' appearing everywhere. :confused:
 
Seeing the man ironing clothes with great difficulty, sitting on the ground,

a kindhearted man presented him with a table for ironing clothes.

The very next he was shocked to see that nothing had changed!

In stead of sitting on the ground, the man was sitting ON the table and ironing the clothes.

Often the message gets completely lost and the mess continues!!! :rolleyes:

As if a thread for each topic was NOT enough to bother the readers,

now the same things are appearing in the same manner BUT with an agmark label!
 
Swamis and Swaminis are very well protected by their shishyAs and lead a carefree life! :couch2:

Then, why not have the Love All syndrome?? ;)

P.S: As a kid, one of my nephews wished to become a 'Swami', after watching their luxurious life! :becky:

Yes! I told him that all swamijis are NOT so lucky nor 'given-and-kept'!
( = Koduththu vaithavargaL alla) :)

That swami was a real show- man- swami!

He showed off his gold rimmed spectacles,

gold strapped wrist watch and polyester kaavi dhothi.

Before he would enter the room or hall, his chair would be brought

with the cushions, draped in an orange silk cloth.

He would put to shame our movie directors and cine stars

who would sit on nothing but their own aasanams.
 


Yes! I told him that all swamijis are NOT so lucky nor 'given-and-kept'!
( = Koduththu vaithavargaL alla) :)

That swami was a real show- man- swami!

He showed off his gold rimmed spectacles,

gold strapped wrist watch and polyester kaavi dhothi.

Before he would enter the room or hall, his chair would be brought

with the cushions, draped in an orange silk cloth.

He would put to shame our movie directors and cine stars

who would sit on nothing but their own aasanams.
In R K Narayan s Guide , Raju the tourist guide coming out of prison gets mistaken for a swami by villagers and all start falling at his feet for blessings. He ends up praying and fasting

for rain when drought sets in and he loses his life lol. It can be hazardous to be a swami.
 
dear Mr. krish,

ONLY in India a beggar, a person who can't afford a hair cut and shave

and a prisoner can become instant god men! :)

If he sits under a tree in a trance due to hunger, he will be asked to foresee the future of all his ardent devotees.

If by any chance it comes true, thereafter his entire life will be taken care of by the bhaktakotis!
 
In R K Narayan s Guide , Raju the tourist guide coming out of prison gets mistaken for a swami by villagers and all start falling at his feet for blessings. He ends up praying and fasting

for rain when drought sets in and he loses his life lol. It can be hazardous to be a swami.
I am reminded of the scene in which actor Vivek becomes 'pAvAdai sAmi'!! :D
 

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