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Get-together Dec 2013

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kk4646 said:
What is that car which gives RAW feel..?.. SUV or MUV or RAV or Sedan or TURBO...?

TVK
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A car that is not cluttered..most females mess their cars with all sorts of decoration and stuff.I like my car plain and untouched.
 
TVK

I imagine the interiors of her car as bare as the interiors of an APV [ Armoured Personnel Vehicle ]
or an MBT [ Main Battle Tank ] used by the Army - these don't smell even of dynamite / cordite.

Ok, now let her please get on with the definitions, descriptions, differences etc of Pisasus & Paeys.

Please let her go on - coming Friday maybe the car will sputter to a halt in the middle of nowhere, thick
fog will descend, the dashboard clock reads 00.00, every instrument on her dashboard [ fuel, oil, temperature ]
all read 0 [zero] her cell phone will lose frequency [ no network coverage ], it will be close to 10pm in the night,
visibility will be so poor that she can't see anything more than 10 ft away from the car bumpers through the fog, no cars /
vehicles will be passing by in either direction on the road, the wind will howl [ like wolf calls ] through violently swaying trees
and the smell of fresh jasmine flowers will get getting stronger by the minute - her heart will skip a beat and chill sweat will drip down her spine when she hears some foot steps ...................

Come on TVK, let's hear it - maybe this is TBFs " PONGAL SPECIAL " release .

Yay Yem
 
Anand Manohar said:
TVK

I imagine the interiors of her car as bare as the interiors of an APV [ Armoured Personnel Vehicle ]
or an MBT [ Main Battle Tank ] used by the Army - these don't smell even of dynamite / cordite.

Ok, now let her please get on with the definitions, descriptions, differences etc of Pisasus & Paeys.

Please let her go on - coming Friday maybe the car will sputter to a halt in the middle of nowhere, thick
fog will descend, the dashboard clock reads 00.00, every instrument on her dashboard [ fuel, oil, temperature ]
all read 0 [zero] her cell phone will lose frequency [ no network coverage ], it will be close to 10pm in the night,
visibility will be so poor that she can't see anything more than 10 ft away from the car bumpers through the fog, no cars /
vehicles will be passing by in either direction on the road, the wind will howl [ like wolf calls ] through violently swaying trees
and the smell of fresh jasmine flowers will get getting stronger by the minute - her heart will skip a beat and chill sweat will drip down her spine when she hears some foot steps ...................

Come on TVK, let's hear it - maybe this is TBFs " PONGAL SPECIAL " release .

Yay Yem
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My..goodness... So TVK will be the scapegoat...!!..AM'Sir...really written a thriller...!!


TVK
 
Dear TVK Ji

See, it's getting close - the bit about the cell phone frequency getting jinxed !!!!.

The next episode is supposed to be tomorrow - Friday. So, let's wait for the latest update.
Several months ago I'd suggested to her to get an aura camera and learn kirlian photography.

Let's see if she uploads some pictures of the 'paranormal' activity. The sound and visuals effects may not
be advisable for those with a weak heart .

Yay Yem
 
Let me make the guess of what it is going to be in the next episode:

In front of the hung car- sorry hung is computer language- a few feets away a figure dressed in white walks, but looks like it floats, singing a song. Renuka takes a closer look and lo!! there it is no one else. It is Sharukh khan. The king khan in kurta pyjama sings a popular Hindi filmi number and waves his hand in a gesture which Renuka takes to be calling her. When she is in a dilemma whether to accept the invite and go walking or not, again lo...., the cell phone comes to life and starts ringing Shivoham Shivoham (Renuka has set that as the ring tone) Sharukh appears to be scared of what he heard and floats away. Inexplicably the hung car comes to life and picks up from where it left(there was no need for Renuka to shift gear etc.,). Renuka reaches home. Sits before the computer and was about to start punching the key board. Again lo and behold..., there it is already there-all that she wanted to type. Now she understands Vaagmi, Sharukh, the car, the cellphone frequency are all one and the same--part of the universal consciousness. That is what is called Advaita sidhdhi. Now Renuka is a sidhdha stree (as different from a sidhdha purusha!!!) LOL.
 
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Vaagmi said:
Let me make the guess of what it is going to be in the next episode:

In front of the hung car- sorry hung is computer language- a few feets away a figure dressed in white walks, but looks like it floats, singing a song. Renuka takes a closer look and lo!! there it is no one else. It is Sharukh khan. The king khan in kurta pyjama sings a popular Hindi filmi number and waves his hand in a gesture which Renuka takes to be calling her. When she is in a dilemma whether to accept the invite and go walking or not, again lo...., the cell phone comes to life and starts ringing Shivoham Shivoham (Renuka has set that as the ring tone) Sharukh appears to be scared of what he heard and floats away. Inexplicably the hung car comes to life and picks up from where it left(there was no need for Renuka to shift gear etc.,). Renuka reaches home. Sits before the computer and was about to start punching the key board. Again lo and behold..., there it is already there-all that she wanted to type. Now she understands Vaagmi, Sharukh, the car, the cellphone frequency are all one and the same--part of the universal consciousness. That is what is called Advaita sidhdhi. Now Renuka is a sidhdha stree (as different from a sidhdha purusha!!!) LOL.
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Dear Vaagmi

Terrific. I get the picture - Siva Rama Krishna [ SRK ] goes " Renuma Renuma " like Meenuma, Meenuma in Chennai Express
and here we have the lady in typical SI attire - Pavadai, Dhavani, Pottu, and a shikha full of Madurai Malli !!!!!

Actually, this is a hopeless Ghost Story. We want Hitchcock to get scared - not roll about in his grave laughing.

Yay Yem
 
Anand Manohar said:
Dear Vaagmi

Terrific. I get the picture - Siva Rama Krishna [ SRK ] goes " Renuma Renuma " like Meenuma, Meenuma in Chennai Express
and here we have the lady in typical SI attire - Pavadai, Dhavani, Pottu, and a shikha full of Madurai Malli !!!!!

Actually, this is a hopeless Ghost Story. We want Hitchcock to get scared - not roll about in his grave laughing.

Yay Yem
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If that was a hopeless one, how about this?

The car hung. SRK comes floating. This time he is not in white pyjama kurta. It is scarlet red jerkins and matching trouser with shoes and socks. He looks intently at Renuka. Takes out his magic wand and waves it towards the car. Lo and behold the car grows huge wings like an airplane. There are Liquid Hydrogen cryo engines attached in the under belly of those wings. SRK walks around and comes and open the car door and gets in. Sits besides Renuka. Waves the band again. The rockets fire and the car shoots into the space towards MARS. On reaching Mars the car again hangs. SRK gets out and looks for his wand which he has forgotten and left in the glove compartment. Renu quickly takes it and waves it at SRK and Lo!! he becomes a puppy. And as she is about to pick up the puppy, Anjali Rai comes from the shadows waving her own magic wand and SRK becomes SRK again muscular and all. She carries him away as Renuka becomes crestfallen. Then she waves the wand again and there comes from another shadow her favourite Vidya Balan, (un)dressed to kill. The two go searching for SRK. There ensues a war of wands. The two rescue the emaciated (emasculated too) SRK from Anjali and brings him back to earth. On the way they meet Alfred Hitchcock and turns him into a tablet computer and take him along. Poor fellow AH. He gets hit repeatedly every time they punch the key board and is having a horrible time. And SRK ran away even as the women were settling their account with AH, swearing never to sing Renumma Renumma again.

Renukaji, no hard feelings please. Just laugh and forget please. Not meant to hurt any one including VB.

How is this? Now I have run out of stock. And I may not write any more about this. LOL.
 
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Dear Vaagmi

No No No, please don't stop - I don't think you'll ever run out of fuel. There seems great potential in your
creative writing - just that the story started to go more the Rowling way than Hitchcock's.

All I wanted to know was about the Friday night visitation and RR is crying for my blood !!!

I get the feeling that you, TVK and I ought to let Renu to get on with her anecdotes.

Come on Renuka, you have a 'fan club' developing ----- RR, don't look.

Yay Yem
 
Vaagmi said:
If that was a hopeless one, how about this?

The car hung. SRK comes floating. This time he is not in white pyjama kurta. It is scarlet red jerkins and matching trouser with shoes and socks. He looks intently at Renuka. Takes out his magic wand and waves it towards the car. Lo and behold the car grows huge wings like an airplane. There are Liquid Hydrogen cryo engines attached in the under belly of those wings. SRK walks around and comes and open the car door and gets in. Sits besides Renuka. Waves the band again. The rockets fire and the car shoots into the space towards MARS. On reaching Mars the car again hangs. SRK gets out and looks for his wand which he has forgotten and left in the glove compartment. Renu quickly takes it and waves it at SRK and Lo!! he becomes a puppy. And as she is about to pick up the puppy, Anjali Rai comes from the shadows waving her own magic wand and SRK becomes SRK again muscular and all. She carries him away as Renuka becomes crestfallen. Then she waves the wand again and there comes from another shadow her favourite Vidya Balan, (un)dressed to kill. The two go searching for SRK. There ensues a war of wands. The two rescue the emaciated (emasculated too) SRK from Anjali and brings him back to earth. On the way they meet Alfred Hitchcock and turns him into a tablet computer and take him along. Poor fellow AH. He gets hit repeatedly every time they punch the key board and is having a horrible time. And SRK ran away even as the women were settling their account with AH, swearing never to sing Renumma Renumma again.

Renukaji, no hard feelings please. Just laugh and forget please. Not meant to hurt any one including VB.

How is this? Now I have run out of stock. And I may not write any more about this. LOL.
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Why not AM Sir include Harry Potter ..??!!

TVK
 
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Dear Dr Renu

So, what happened last night ????!!!!????

Yay Yem
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Last night I was not working cos it was Thaipusam and it was a public holiday..so I was at home.

BTW this Renuma Renuma makes me smile..cos one of my best friend from college days calls me Renuma after seeing Chennai Express!
 
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Vaagmi said:
If that was a hopeless one, how about this?

The car hung. SRK comes floating. This time he is not in white pyjama kurta. It is scarlet red jerkins and matching trouser with shoes and socks. He looks intently at Renuka. Takes out his magic wand and waves it towards the car. Lo and behold the car grows huge wings like an airplane. There are Liquid Hydrogen cryo engines attached in the under belly of those wings. SRK walks around and comes and open the car door and gets in. Sits besides Renuka. Waves the band again. The rockets fire and the car shoots into the space towards MARS. On reaching Mars the car again hangs. SRK gets out and looks for his wand which he has forgotten and left in the glove compartment. Renu quickly takes it and waves it at SRK and Lo!! he becomes a puppy. And as she is about to pick up the puppy, Anjali Rai comes from the shadows waving her own magic wand and SRK becomes SRK again muscular and all. She carries him away as Renuka becomes crestfallen. Then she waves the wand again and there comes from another shadow her favourite Vidya Balan, (un)dressed to kill. The two go searching for SRK. There ensues a war of wands. The two rescue the emaciated (emasculated too) SRK from Anjali and brings him back to earth. On the way they meet Alfred Hitchcock and turns him into a tablet computer and take him along. Poor fellow AH. He gets hit repeatedly every time they punch the key board and is having a horrible time. And SRK ran away even as the women were settling their account with AH, swearing never to sing Renumma Renumma again.

Renukaji, no hard feelings please. Just laugh and forget please. Not meant to hurt any one including VB.

How is this? Now I have run out of stock. And I may not write any more about this. LOL.
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Yucks!! Vidya Balan! LOL

What a turn off..Thank God at least Anjali Rai was there to save the day!

BTW why would I want to change SRK into a puppy?? What would I do with a puppy?LOL
 
Anand Manohar said:
.... 1. All I wanted to know was about the Friday night visitation and RR is crying for my blood !!!

2. I get the feeling that you, TVK and I ought to let Renu to get on with her anecdotes.

Come on Renuka, you have a 'fan club' developing ----- RR, don't look. .......
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Dear A M Sir,

1. Not to worry! On second thoughts, I deleted my post! :typing:

2. Seems you missed the thread started exclusively for 'Renu's fan club' by Prasad Sir, lo..........ng back??

P.S: A dear member wished to :plane: to meet Renu and we know that! :)
 
Dear Tmt RR

As with all Akkas growing up to become Ammas, so too with Renu Akka becoming Renu Amma -
that's why Siva Rama Krishnan goes " Renuma, Renuma ", with his mesmerizing voice [ courtesy Mehr Tarar ]
- she'll cuddle up and sleep well, her ghost pals can wait for her on that lonely road, until next Friday.

I guess there is a very Prominently Glorious Absence - Almost too real to be true, maybe GHOSTLY ?

What say ? [ I am reminded of Kamal Hasan, as Chappani, in 16 Vayathinile " Enakku Tea Vendaam .... " ]

Yay Yem
 
Oh Renuma, Renuma [ I think this is a cute usage, I'll borrow it from SRK ]

What became of your ESP ????

Ok, here's a new starter for you :

"There was this lady by name MAYA, married to DHARMA . They had two
daughters [twins ] by name Smriti & Dhrithi .

Dharma's brother was KARMA and his wife was GEETHA . Karma and Dharma were very intelligent
and had PG Degrees from The International Guru University after in-campus studies for over 10 years.

Dharma was a hen-pecked husband and it was always the domineering Maya who had the last say
in anything. Dharma was constantly confused with his wife's qualities.

Karma was a brooding man with a forlorn look . But he liked to hear his wife speak and always
wondered where she'd got all that intelligence from. He had fathered children only because his wife
said that it was his 'DUTY' to do so. There was a lot more things she said that he did not understand.

......................... " - Renuma, please continue.


Yay Yem
 
Anand Manohar said:
Oh Renuma, Renuma [ I think this is a cute usage, I'll borrow it from SRK ]

What became of your ESP ????

Ok, here's a new starter for you :

"There was this lady by name MAYA, married to DHARMA . They had two
daughters [twins ] by name Smriti & Dhrithi .

Dharma's brother was KARMA and his wife was GEETHA . Karma and Dharma were very intelligent
and had PG Degrees from The International Guru University after in-campus studies for over 10 years.

Dharma was a hen-pecked husband and it was always the domineering Maya who had the last say
in anything. Dharma was constantly confused with his wife's qualities.

Karma was a brooding man with a forlorn look . But he liked to hear his wife speak and always
wondered where she'd got all that intelligence from. He had fathered children only because his wife
said that it was his 'DUTY' to do so. There was a lot more things she said that he did not understand.

......................... " - Renuma, please continue.


Yay Yem
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Yes Yes it was his duty..Maya memsaab knew he had to do his duty.There was no other way.

She kept the lights dim as always and made sure the handcuffs were ready so that he could use it at the right time.She needed it too for his sake!

He needed Maya badly..he could never do without her..he would always forget the handcuffs..it was always her who found it.

What would he do without her?

He sometimes wondered what is it in a handcuff that people feared? What was there to fear?
We can send a man to Alcratrez but we can never cuff his mind!

Dharma knew that the handcuff only brought temporary satisfaction to the owner..the outcome was never in his hands.

He faced danger and excitement with each encounter..sometimes he wished he had a whip instead..that would make him feel like Zorro and leave a mark of Z.

But he could never wear a mask..it was not allowed..he had to follow the rules..he never had much choice.

In case anyone of you are wondering which S&M story this is..fear not.

Maya and Dharma are both dutiful Police Officers and Dharma often forgets to take his handcuffs to work and Maya keeps it safely for him in a dim lit room.
 
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