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"Life is like that!"

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# 10. குஷ்பூ போலவே!

இவருக்கும் மூன்று பெண்களாம்.

மூத்தவள் போட்டோவோடு வந்திருந்தார்.

பெண் நல்ல சிவப்பு நிறம். செமகுண்டு.

இவன் அருகில் அவள் நின்றால் ....

ஓமப்பொடி + லட்டு போல இருப்பார்கள்!

இந்த வயதிலேயே இப்படியிருந்தால்.....:shocked:
ஐம்பது, அறுவது வயதில் எப்படி இருப்பாள்??? :scared:

போகட்டும். அவர் ஒரு T. V. cable operator.

அது அரசு கேபிள் வந்து அனைவரின் வேலைக்கும்

உலை வைத்துக்கொண்டிருந்த காலம்.

அவரின் இரண்டு மகள்களையும் பெரியவளுடன்

buy one and take home three

என்று பிளான் செய்திருந்தது

அவர் பேச்சிலேயே தெரிந்தது.

இவன் அந்தப் பெண்களுக்கு மாப்பிள்ளை தேடிக்

கல்யாணம் செய்து கொடுக்க வேண்டுமாம்.

வேலை போன மாமனார் மாமியாரைப்

போஷிக்க வேண்டுமாம்.

குருவி தலையில் பனங்காயைக் கட்ட

நாங்கள் தயார் இல்லை. :nono:

அவளும்ஒரு பனம்பழம் போலத் தான் இருந்தாள்.

அவள் குடும்பம் இரண்டாவது பனம் பழம். :fear:

கும்பிடு போட்டு அவரை அனுப்பி வைத்தேன், அவர்

மூன்று பெண்களுக்கு நல்ல இடம் கிடைக்க வாழ்த்தி.
 
In the yester years, people used to say Marriage is finalised in the Heaven. But certainly not now a days.
A Boy or a Girl ought to have a clear picture of His/Her Life Long Partner, who is going to bear the Ups and
Downs without any second throughts, as the same is no more a Commodity to accept like those days, nor
is it possible to exchange the same if found unfit or unsuitable. The answer is not that as easy as people
think sometimes, to have the formulae like, compromise, give and take procedure, counseling etc. In a
single meeting (like those days) or twice, no one can judge the present day Girls or Boys. Some boys say
they have a dream girl or the Girl says they have a dream boy about their life partner, but they certainly
regret later. There is a vast change in the Scenario these days before and after wedding. Why sometimes,
event he compatibility factor after marriage miserably fails. To avoid conflict after marriage, elders have
to play a very intelligent role (unlike those days just an inquiry - here and there) in choosing either the
boy or the girl vice versa. Recently, after wedding only, the Girls side came to know that the Boy is not
working actually in Software Company, but is only employed in the Canteen of the Software Company.
This is what life is and Life is like that.

Balasubramanian
Ambattur
 
This is what life is

and Life is like that.

Don't these sentences forming one sentence

MEAN the same thing??? :rolleyes:

P.S.

I read ONLY the last sentence and there it is!!! :blabla:
 
The battle of waterloo was was won
in the playing feilds of Eton. :high5:

Publish and be damned. :ballchain:

Up guards and at 'em. :fencing:

Duke of Wellington.
 
கலாட்டா கல்யாணங்கள்

# 11 . BRIDE WITH A SON!

"ராமா ! நான் உனக்காகவே காத்திருக்கிறேன்!"

என்றாள் அவள்.

இது சீதை சொல்லவேண்டிய டயலாக் அல்லவா? போகட்டும்.

அகல்யை சொன்னாலும் கூடச் சகித்துக் கொள்ளலாம்.
தாடகை இதைச் சொன்னால்...:faint:

அவள் புகைப்படம் இந்தியன் ZEBO வை நினைவூட்டியது.

போதாக குறைக்கு மூன்று வயதில் ஒரு மகன் வேறு!

என்ன நினைத்துக் கொண்டு APPLY செய்கிறார்கள்

இவர்கள்??? :shocked:

"அம்மா தாயே! உனக்கு ஏற்ற செகண்ட்

இன்னிங்க்ஸ்காரனைப் பார்த்துக்கொள்.

இது எந்தவிதத்திலும் சரிப்படாது!"

என்று ஒரே போடாகப் போட்டு :high5:
கழற்றிக்கொள்ள வேண்டியிருந்தது அவளிடமிருந்து. :scared:
 
Yesterday my son was asking me and my mum some meaning of some unpleasent words he had learnt from school.
So my mum told him..he is not supposed to be even asking for the meanings of such words and told him do not hang out with the boys who use such words and my mum was getting worked up as who told him such words.

Then my 12 year old son told her.."I am sure when you were younger you would have known all these meanings and then when you grew up you advised your kids not to use such words and now you are also advising your grandson not to use such words...I am sure when I grow up I also will be advising my kids and grandkids the same..so dont worry and dont get worked up cos this is just a lifecycle all of us go through"

I was thinking he had a valid point.
 
The KNOWN word is better than the UNKNOWN word. :)

If some one scolds us using them, we must at least realise that we are being scolded. :ear:

Once your son knows the meanings of those words, he will avoid using them in the future and also mixing with the children who use them liberally.

So in the long run it will do him good.

I had a friend who used to say, "The moment we go to live in another state, the first thing we must learn is the use of cursing words for effective and successful interaction!"

So when you speak like"a local", you stand better chances of not being taken for a ride. :rant:

I am sure he had a valid point there too! :rolleyes:


renuka said:
Yesterday my son was asking me and my mum some meaning of some unpleasent words he had learnt from school.
So my mum told him..he is not supposed to be even asking for the meanings of such words and told him do not hang out with the boys who use such words and my mum was getting worked up as who told him such words.

Then my 12 year old son told her.."I am sure when you were younger you would have known all these meanings and then when you grew up you advised your kids not to use such words and now you are also advising your grandson not to use such words...I am sure when I grow up I also will be advising my kids and grandkids the same..so dont worry and dont get worked up cos this is just a lifecycle all of us go through"

I was thinking he had a valid point.
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Parents in religious community may prefer more restriction on disrespectful language.
Similarly parents do expect the teachers to use same discipline procedures or
techniques as used or practiced at home. Some parents believe that the children
should be physically punished for slang and bad languages. Cursing and dirty
languages are used broadly sometimes in school Campuses on watching certain
elders interaction. Some children experience with dirty words and dirty jokes in the
course of growing up only. School children learn the appropriateness as they grow
up, when they are intellectually able to appreciate the impact of language on listeners.
Therefore, as you feel, it may not have a bad impact on the whole.

Balasubramanian
Ambattur
 
Emphasize WHAT???

That " Life is like that"!!!

I wish someone CAN
prevent and prohibit :pray:
such posts driving
general population NUTS.

Renu said sometime back,
"I can't moderate for nuts" :nono:

I would have said,
"I can't moderate for nuts
NOR THE NUTS!" :rolleyes:

It seems that "Once a nut... always a nut!" :heh:

Small wonder it can't be cracked either.

NUT is covered not by a skin - thin or thick

but by a hard unbreakable SHELL.

nannilam_balasubramanian said:
No one prevents or prohibits to read. That is the emphasis.

Balasubramanian
Ambattur
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H.G.Wells.

I don't 'old with Wealth. What is wealth?
Labor robbed out of the poor. :whip:

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. :rolleyes:

They feared "the low" :fear:
and they hated and despised the "stuck up" :suspicious:
and so they kept "themselves to themselves",
according to the English ideal.
 
# 12. An Air hostess.

அந்தப் பெண் நிச்சயமாக அழகிதான்.

ஆனால் அந்த அழகு ஆபத்தானது -

அவளுக்கும் அவள் கணவனுக்கும் கூட.

"ரூபவதி பார்யா சத்ரு!" என்பார்களே.

பல செய்திகளைப் படிக்கிறோம் இவர்களைப் பற்றி.

எல்லோரும் மோசமானவர்கள்

என்று சொல்ல மாட்டேன்.

ஆனால் எந்தப் புற்றில் எந்தப் பாம்பு இருக்குமோ?

ஏனென்றால் அவர்கள் PROFESSION RISKY ஆனது.

ஒரு ஜோக் உண்டு இவர்களைப் பற்றி

"Coffee? Tea? or me?" என்று கேட்டு உபசரிப்பதாக.

அவள் நல்லவளாக இருந்தாலும்

"எங்கே பறந்து கொண்டு இருக்கிறாளோ?":plane:

"நல்ல படியாக வந்து சேர வேண்டும்" :pray:

என்று மொத்தக் குடும்பமும் எப்போதும்

கவலைப் பட்டுக் கொண்டு இருப்போம்.
நாம் already டென்ஷன் பார்ட்டி. :whoo:

இதுவும் தேவையா ??? :nono:
 
Eat the right food as Doctor tells us, exercise daily if directed to do, try to
live with clean habits, anyway we are going to die one day. Death is only
one lifetime experience for us.

Balasubramanian
Ambattur
 
I am not arguing with you - :argue:
I am telling you. :moony:


You shouldn't say it is not good. :nono:
you should say you don't like it,
and then you know you are perfectly safe. :rolleyes:

Whistler.
 
# 13. TRUST YOUR CREEPY FEELINGS.

இரண்டு ஜாதகங்கள் நன்கு சேர்ந்தன.

பெண் பார்க்க வரச் சொன்னால் இவன் பதில் இது!

" I have a creepy feeling in my guts that

I can never be happy with either of them!" :hand:

அடிவயிற்றில் தோன்றும் உணர்வுகளை

முழுவதுமாக நம்புபவள் நான்!

அவன் கூறுவது எனக்குப் புரிந்தது.
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Intuitions do not tell us lies! :lie:

Trust them and be guided by them. :laser:
 
Walt Whitman.

Where the populace rise at once against the never-ending
audacity of elected persons. :grouphug:

Silent and amazed even when a little boy, :ear:
I remember I heard the preacher every Sunday put God in his statements, :angel:
As contending against somebeing or influence. :ballchain:
 
# 14 . "WHY SO SHY?"

ஒரு பாங்கில் பெரிய ஆபீசர் அவள்.

எல்லாப் புகைப்படங்களிலும் தலைக் குனிந்து

தரையைப் பார்த்துக் கொண்டிருந்தாள்!

அது சற்று விநோதமாக இருந்தது!

பட்டிக் காட்டுக் கட்டுப் பெட்டிப் பெண் அல்லவே,

காலால் தரையில் கோலம் போடுவதற்கு!

என் மன்னி காரணத்தைக் கண்டுபிடித்தார்

பெண்ணுக்கு மாறுகண் என்பதை! :shocked:

Lens வழியாக அதை நிரூபித்தார். :high5:

வாழ்நாள் முழுவதும் "யாரிடம் பேசுகிறாள்?"

என்று கண்டுபிடிப்பதிலேயே கழிந்துவிடும்! :confused:

எனவே வேண்டாம் என்று முடிவு செய்தோம். :nono:
 
கடவுள்

இடம், பொருள், ஏவல், காலத்தைக்
கடந்தவன் கடவுள்.

கண், செவி, நாசி, நாவு, தோலுக்கு
அப்பாற்பட்டவன் கடவுள்.

எத்தனை சிறியதோ... அத்துணை சூட்சுமம்

அணுவைக் காணமுடியவில்லையே!
அணு என்பது பொய்யா?

நோய்க் கிருமிகளைக் காணமுடியவில்லையே!
நோய்களும் பொய்யா?

மனம் மொழி மெய்களைக் கடந்த
ஒரே மெய்வஸ்துவை பொய் என்பவர்கள்

கண் உடையவர்அல்லர் - முகத்திரண்டு
புண் உடையவரே!



 
A asked B, what did you treasure in your life?

He mentioned that Love and Affection from my family life and what else is required.

He further added that the Truth is not the property or asset of any one individual
but it is the asset of everyone in the world, who believes in it.

Balasubramanian
Ambattur
 
The Famous Four.
To paint every country/state in different colors in a map how many colors do we really need?
Three will be far too less and five will far be too much.
Yes! We need just four colors to depict each country or state separately in a map.
This is known as the Famous Four Colors.
Now back to question I had posed some time ago but for which not one person has ventured to give an answer-any answer- right or wrong :)
 
The famous Four Parameters.

To know the position of a point in space, we need three coordinates (X,Y,Z) as well the time T.

The position of the point may vary with time. So these four parameters can pinpoint with 100% accuracy the position of a point in space.

In a temple the person is pin pointed by his Gothram, Star, Raasi and name. Again four parameters.

In an office a person can be pinpointed by his name, designation, department and the office he works in. Again four parameters.

In a locality a person can be pinpointed by his name, his house number, name of the street and the name of the city he lives in.

Isn't strange that the famous four really are famous for their ability for pinpointing a person everywhere??
 
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